Thinking of qutting crypto? You're going to miss the most explosive, multi-trillion dollar phase where crypto rolls into every single part of your existence Don't believe me? I'll give you 3 reasons why 🧵

One of the worst things about being domesticated - wife and kids - is that you can’t live like this anymore And that hurts a sad little desolate part of my brain

We can fix this with even more surveillance

One of the reasons why I keep talking about vibe shifts is that it ultimately makes you a better investor If you can spot vibe shifts early, you can also capitalize on it by buying companies that are aligned with the newer vibes Levis caught the vibe shift early and its

The simple $PUMP thesis: The biggest crypto app deserves a higher mcap than all the garbage protocols with 17 combined users The longer $PUMP thesis: - 2% of the circulating supply has already been burned within a month of aggressive buybacks - Revenues continue to ramp up to

This is the brand new website for PostHog, an enterprise-grade analytics tool for apps The vibeshift is clear across the board. The digital and the high-tech are to be replaced by analog and nostalgia. Burn down your metaverse Incredible stuff @posthog

Potential whitepill: the massive amount of increasingly sophisticated AI slop will likely inundate all automated surveillance systems and make it increasingly hard to track and prosecute people online I fully expect Chinese AI tools to bypass or exclude the fingerptinting that

If my wife got into crypto I’d divorce her immediately

Think of social media as professional wrestling and all good poasters as kayfabe As in pro wrestling, getting heat is easier as a heel than a babyface

Everything is going fine and normal, then suddenly > once in a century pandemic that completely changes society > massive monetary debasement and asset inflation > asset owners get filthy rich > pandemic over > yeah.jpeg > suddenly, brand new tech emerges > AI will take all your

> crypto has a gender divide problem > we fix it by calling every woman who holds crypto a "crypto girl" This space can be so offensively stupid that it hurts

First cyclers don't know how crazy things can get Peak mania is going to be Q4. I can feel it in my bones. One final exit pump before the mother of all crashes.

This is the guy telling you that the market has topped

The new ByteDance image model once again proves that China is the only country even remotely competing in the AI race And in so many ways, its even winning Nano Banana is still the best image editing model, but for image creation, Seedream 4.0 is definitely better and has a

You wouldn’t be so pathetically despondent and cringey at every tiny dump if you’d cashed out a little to buy yourself something nice “Wen lambo” was an infinitely better battle cry than “hodl” or “buy the dip” or whatever penance inducing stoical maxim they throw around in the

Can’t believe that the latest iPhone comes with a skipping rope accessory

This is a coin 99% of CT doesn't even know about and its been up only since 2023

People in crypto really be like "Missed $IRYNA? Here's another racially motivated death you can still make money on"

$375k base + $200k annual equity

Don’t forget to derisk before the PPI before the CPI before the NFP before the FOMC before the PCE before the revision to the NFP before the Consumer Sentiment before the GDP before the ADP before the third revision to the NFP