Inflation has gone up so much that 50 cent should be called 95 cent

We gotta put the god back in TGIFridays

Charlie Puth

I hate war.

Am I, attracted to Eminem? #HalfTimeShow

Me: Time to go to bed! My brain: What if I changed my major again

idk if it’s a good or bad thing that i’ve mastered detachment lmao

Dating me is easy, you just have to kiss me every 2 mins.

the feminine urge to ask if U still love me

Mrs. Hunt ❤️

Hot acronyms for summer LGG - Let's go, girls! IGOT - I'm going out tonight IFA - I'm feelin' alright GLIAHO - Gonna let it all hang out WMSN - Wanna make some noise RRMV - Really raise my voice YIWSAS - Yeah, I wanna scream & shout MIFLAW - Man, I feel like a woman

Dad started his stem cell transplant journey yesterday. It’s hard not to worry, but it’s easy to put all my faith into God knowing that He’s in control & my dad is gonna kick cancer’s butt!

I love this account so much

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🎶 V is for visiting your local poll O is for optical scan, you know T is today only, please don’t be a phony E is everyone, so get up now and leave your home To vote, its all that I can ask of you. Vote, it’s a pretty simple thing to do Vote, if it’s the last thing you do 🎶