Sara K. Runnels
@omgskr
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Copywriter. Humor writer. Writer-writer. Words in @NewYorker, @McSweeneys, @ElleMagazine @Cosmopolitan @Betchesluvthis, @REI, @OverheardLA, your dreams, etc.
Seattle, WA
Joined October 2008
You want me to get a husband???The thing that killed everyone on Dateline???.
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RT @omgskr: Over the past few weeks, many of you have been asking: “Where is John?” “Why isn’t John in any of your pics anymore?” and “Wher….
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With a heavy heart, I must announce something profoundly personal and painfully private to my 900,000 followers. Over the past few weeks, many of y...
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RT @mcsweeneys: "And God said, 'Let there be light,' and it was lit AF.".
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THE BEGINNING (of the end) GENESI$ 1 1 In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. #CreationGoals #EarthIsBae 2 Now the earth was fo...
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RT @ElectricLit: “He had a sharp, strong jawline from years of clenching it every time someone mentioned universal health care.” (@mcsweene….
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Recession indicator: Season 4 of The White Lotus will film at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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What if the White Lotus season finale ends with gunfire & Parker Posey saying “sniper noooo”.
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RT @mcsweeneys: "Class, wealth, and power will be constantly explored in a way that seems humorous at first but is ultimately dispiriting a….
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1. White people achieve new levels of whiteness via their most privileged impulses. 2. The stars of the show are a group of entitled and insensitiv...
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RT @mcsweeneys: “I moaned loudly, the way I do when I have to hear someone’s pronouns.”.
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“The moment I saw him charging the steps on January 6, I knew I wanted to rip off his Viking helmet and find out how quickly he could send my body ...
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RT @mcsweeneys: “I was overwhelmed with lust. I traced his bare edges with my eyes, dazzled and amazed at how his body was shaped like a Cy….
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“The moment I saw him charging the steps on January 6, I knew I wanted to rip off his Viking helmet and find out how quickly he could send my body ...
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RT @mcsweeneys: “He had a sharp, strong jawline from years of clenching it every time someone mentioned universal health care.”. https://t.c….
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“The moment I saw him charging the steps on January 6, I knew I wanted to rip off his Viking helmet and find out how quickly he could send my body ...
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RT @NewYorker: In @newyorkerhumor, valentines for all the guys you may have seen on dating apps, featuring the headless torso and the one w….
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To the dreamy match who never replied, you almost gave me butterflies! But, instead, you gave me crickets.
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