This dogs tail is more talented than I will ever be

Look what my cousin just brought to Thanksgiving 😭 😭 my grandma is taking him out of her will

VACATION ACTUALLY KINDA STRESSES ME OUT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AT ALL HOURS OR ELSE IM WASTING IT

Me 24/7: the semester is almost over the semester is almost over the semester is almost over the semester is almost over the semester is almost over

We stopped playing after this 😭

“What has college taught you?” How to procrastinate until Sunday night and still manage to get all my work done

Works every time

when the one coworker you secretly hate gets let go

👀 @WeirdCo_Games

College students are thankful for 4 major things: 1. Getting over 8 hours of sleep 2. Finding a really good parking spot 3. Group members who actually do work 4. Alcohol

How my friends find me outside the bar after confidently believing they put me in an uber 20 minutes ago

Practicing for black friday

Adulthood got me thinking what if I hadn't spent that $6 in 2011?

seeing a penis up close and personal for the first time

“You must have at minimum 8 years of experience for this entry level job”

"Fuck college", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's "you know what I don't even care anymore", I say as I continue to work hard

i'm pre-stress stressed, like i'm stressed about the stress that i will be stressed out about

Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school." HS: "This won't work in college." College professor: "y'all want some milkduds??"

about to get on an international flight and my airpods died

Stages of College: 1. Denial (I won't take this L) 2. Anger (I swear if I take this L...) 3. Acceptance (taking the L) Repeat daily

Going to college basically changes time. 10pm is like 4pm, 1am is like 9pm. But those 8am's are definitely 8am's