☠️praetorian mal☠️
@medievalmal
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he proposed in our favorite museum in front of some rothko paintings with a 19th century pearl and garnet ring….ladies if he wanted to, he would!!!!!! @ngadc
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if shemar and i had a baby it would look like rupaul
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“the e.r. can be a little bright and noisy” NOT LANGDON REMEMBERING THE WAY MEL TREATED HER PATIENT FROM LAST SEASON WHO WAS ON THE SPECTRUM AND TURNING THE LIGHTS OFF IN HER ROOM BEFORE HE STEPS OUT 😭😭😭😭😭
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Ngl if you write a paper on something in college you know more about this than 99.9% of America
I love when people say “in college I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit
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✨A great visit from Jack O'Connell!✨ You can see him next in Nia DaCosta's 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE, playing exclusively in theaters starting Friday, January 16 c/o @SonyPictures.
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frank TAKE OFF THAT WEDDING RING WE BOTH KNOW IT’S OVER GIRL
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a woman is expected to remain completely calm as armed white supremacist thugs try to forcibly open her car door but an ICE agent is allowed to panic and shoot someone in the head three times from a foot away because he “felt threatened”
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What stage of capitalism is it when the White House is rigging betting markets on how long its press briefings denying war crimes will last
Today's White House Press Briefing had a 98% chance of running over 65 minutes - until Karoline Leavitt abruptly ended it with seconds to spare. Traders on the NO side made 50x in seconds.
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Rian Johnson decided to wake up and write a character that is an exemplary antidote to every issue with modern Christianity.
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Just watched *that* Ginsberg episode last night and it's so sad what happened to him. I feel like his character is responsible for one of the most profoundly beautiful and tragic moments on the show
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Wizards fans stop panicking about us winning games. We saw last year that pick odds and lottery balls are just a myth. The NBA will hand select who they give the top picks to. Just enjoy our young players developing and playing competitive basketball.
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him being a deaf table tennis player irl is so insane i love him favorite character by a lot
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megan draper’s crimes include being a 25 year old aspiring actress with mild attention-seeking tendencies and thinking that she could fix a 40 year old man with severe ptsd. she’s like a sister to me.
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and if i said collin gillespie looks like a blue footed booby
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His name is not weird ass little boy it is Pete Campbell
mad men gotta be the most fun shows to rewatch you be like oh shit yeah I forgot the weird little boy subplot where every so often this weird ass little boy shows up for no reason
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category: hispanics/latinas who look insanely arab
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yall im crying this old guy on my flight is yelling at a dad with coughing (masked) kids saying “can you get them to stop? we’re all gonna get sick” and now he keeps clearing his throat bc he has to cough but can’t without being a huge hypocrite, suffer in silence babes 😘
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