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everybody leaves, everything dies. vegan straight edge. he/him. dad. mutuals @meatiermcsorley

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bobson dugnutt
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9 years #vegan , as huge and annoying as ever
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bobson dugnutt
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This fucking sucks. This person is in the gym, putting the work in, feeling good enough about themselves to take a photo of their development and you’re mocking them? Fuck you.
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bobson dugnutt
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i am both of these people simultaneously at all times
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There are two types of people
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
If she's lived 115+ years she can eat whatever she wants.
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
Being vegan is quietly eating only fries or chips at countless family dinners and events and then being told that you can't have only vegan food at your event because there won't be anything for anyone to eat
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bobson dugnutt
7 years
That's like 10,000 grams of protein that doesn't need to be heated before you eat it - you fucked up
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Shannon Hillis 🇺🇸
7 years
Even in a disaster no one wants the vegan food.
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
I said I didn’t want flowers in my beard but Stella wanted to put flowers in my beard so we compromised and she put flowers in my beard
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
Never gets old.
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
The end of the year is here & in a few weeks the gym will be full of resolutioners doing their best, so here's your reminder that if you gatekeep fitness because your identity is based around the fact that you go to the gym more often than other people you're corny and boring
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
For every tweet telling me it’s not that deep or it’s just a joke or it’s just Twitter I have a comment from someone saying that these kinds of posts are why they are afraid to go to the gym and that sucks
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bobson dugnutt
3 months
@PSPCA can you post a list of the names and addresses of everyone who has laughed at Leonard please
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bobson dugnutt
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
The number of people quote tweeting me to defend an account with a million followers mocking someone who is trying to improve themselves is surprising
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
The scientists behind the most comprehensive analysis on farming and the environment to date: "Avoiding meat and dairy products is the single biggest way to reduce your environmental impact on the planet" A guy on twitter who eats only meat: "no it's not"
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
Your MCM says he can't go vegan because he needs enough protein for quarter squatting 225 at baseball practice meanwhile this guy is pulling an 8 ton tank
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Tristan
6 years
So finally I’m allowed to post it. Last night after setting up for the 8 tonne tank pull, I got to have a bit of a go. Managed it for about 3-4 meters. This was my second attempt. Happy with it. #veganstrong #veganpower
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
5 years ago I was eating fast food meat 3 meals a day & sharing Ron Swanson memes about vegans eating rabbit food. today I used my bamboo toothbrush and my toms toothpaste before eating my vegan breakfast. 5 years ago Nick would have tried to kick my current ass and failed at it.
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bobson dugnutt
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@jlynn43xo @TheJooof As a “gym goer” I take rests between sets and if I want to take a selfie during that time I’m going to take a selfie during that time
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bobson dugnutt
3 years
I think about this specific moment about 7 times a day
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
Already 100 dudes with hurt feelings in my mentions saying the lion is the one in the cage. You’re still weak.
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
I was just in line getting some impossible burgers and this dude was getting all outraged that the place started selling vegan burgers and looked at me and goes “this guy knows what I’m talking about” and I told him I was getting 7 vegan burgers and he turned bright red
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
Buddy if you touch a half naked woman in public without her consent don’t get mad when I beat your ass cause i believe that’s what you want.
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bobson dugnutt
7 years
People who think vegans only eat salad are the same people who think the only furniture you can have sex on is a bed
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bobson dugnutt
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I’m also blown away by the amount of people who don’t understand that you take rests between sets. Do you all think you load the barbell with a singular weight, bench one set and then leave? I’m confused.
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
To: Taco Bell Re: removing potatoes from the menu
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
For no reason in particular, a brief vegan food thread:
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bobson dugnutt
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@quelsee what's crazy to me is the CONFIDENCE the "sorry do i know you" initial response would have had me deleting my entire account and not leaving the house for a week, where do they get that from?
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bobson dugnutt
1 year
i still think of this scene from ink master like at least 3 times a week
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
@myintent1529 @barstoolsports LOL what the fuck are you talking about? Are you saying barstool sports was waiting for this bench so that’s why they posted the video making fun of him? Why are you so set on defending such shitty behavior?
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
I was granted access to whipped cream for the first time in 4 years and immediately forgot how to act
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
I apologize for anything negative I ever said about daiya
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
You can eat a 90% processed fast food diet for 10 years and no one will think twice about your health but go vegan and eat fast food 1-2 days a week and everyone's suddenly your personal nutritionist. Source: me, ages 18-28 vs ages 28-33.
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
The meat and dairy industries want you to think that animals are raised humanely for consumption but had to spend millions of dollars lobbying lawmakers to make it illegal to film inside of factory farms and slaughterhouses.
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
If you think that almond milk is the best plant based milk I automatically know that I could beat you in a fight since you’re drinking milk with 1 gram of protein in it
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
My dude I donate to shelters/kitchens that serve non-vegan food do you want to “expose” me too?
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Anthony Dagher ⓥ
6 years
I usually do not do this, but I feel like this is appropriate to post since this person is claiming to be a vegan even though she admitted to buying non-vegan ice cream for someone else, defended what she did when I spoke with her privately (hoping that would make her less likely
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
Tonight, we will crown a winner
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
Them: veganism is a diet based on eating healthy plant based foods Me: at target at 9:30pm buying spicy sweet chili Doritos and non dairy Haagen dazs
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bobson dugnutt
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vegans eating out in 2011: I can get fries here, this is fine Vegans eating out in 2021: they don’t even have vegan aioli for their beyond burgers, this is unacceptable
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
Belfast, Ireland
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
being a vegan powerlifter is basically a bunch of people telling you you'd be stronger if you ate meat, even though they do eat meat and they're not as strong as you, every week, forever
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bobson dugnutt
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People on here really eating animals raised on factory farms while criticizing how east Asian countries treat animals, wild
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
Early vegan propaganda, 1901
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
Some of you need to hear this: veganism isn’t a contest
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
@ryanxmccarthy The people quote tweeting this saying I’m soft definitely don’t hit depth but post their squat max anyway
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bobson dugnutt
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@J_Tatum4 @jlynn43xo @TheJooof Yes she saw a video of someone unwillingly being filmed and mocked at the gym and decided that the rude person was the person minding their business between sets
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
Women post bench videos in which they arch their back 100% in accordance with the rules of powerlifting, and are mocked relentlessly. Guys post bench videos in which their entire ass leaves the bench which is 100% not allowed and everyone congratulates them, I wonder why that is?
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
like my bad, i forgot that people in the family had an ethical objection to going a single meal without animal products, how rude of me
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bobson dugnutt
7 years
Dude. Walmart. what a time to be vegan honestly I’m
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
I’ve seen a lot of people upset that vegans made buffalo wings out of cauliflower but not that Taco Bell made a tortilla out of fried chicken
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bobson dugnutt
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Today my wife is running a marathon, and I’m online looking for donut shops along the route so i can sustain my own activity level: standing and clapping.
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bobson dugnutt
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When the coroner starts my autopsy:
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bobson dugnutt
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Me: I hope we can have a nice Xmas without getting into a heated political debate. Also me, 5 minutes into Xmas dinner:
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bobson dugnutt
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Was it something I said Tomi
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bobson dugnutt
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Ultimately, I don't really mind going to a restaurant and only being able to eat sides. This is an ethical decision I made, and I don't expect everyone to accommodate for me, I'm there for their company. I just find it amusing how people act when the tables are turned one time.
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bobson dugnutt
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Vegans can immediately spot “whey” on an ingredients list 110 items long but they can’t spot a troll account even after arguing with them for 5 hours
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
Bonus points for when you're eating your fries and minding your business and someone makes a comment about how veganism must be restrictive because all you can eat is fries
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
A Taco Bell burrito with black beans, rice, potatoes, and fire sauce is whole food plant based, you can’t change my mind
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bobson dugnutt
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but your daughters sexuality does not belong to you, you weird fucking dorks
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bobson dugnutt
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Vegans arriving to the party like
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bobson dugnutt
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I'm three years sober today.
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bobson dugnutt
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A balanced vegan breakfast
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bobson dugnutt
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Me: everyone who can go vegan, should go vegan. Them: logan paul is going vegan Me:
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bobson dugnutt
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When people ask me for my meal plan:
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bobson dugnutt
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Quick tip for new vegans confused by labeling: The FDA allows products labeled "non-dairy" to contain small amounts of milk derivatives and milk protein isolates like whey, casein, etc. "Dairy-Free" indicates that the product should be free of any dairy or dairy derivatives.
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bobson dugnutt
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Someone tell me why my wife liked this tweet
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jodie
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is he attractive or does he just have tattoos: a memoir
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bobson dugnutt
3 years
One of the best parts about getting food from an all vegan restaurant is if I get home and realize they screwed up my order I can still eat it
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
Hell yes brother
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bobson dugnutt
3 years
This is why you have to make 6 figures to be vegan, i'm sick
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
Allowing yourself to believe that the consumption of soy will turn men into women is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to how terrified men are to do anything that might make them seem effeminate.
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bobson dugnutt
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Quick reminder that yes I’m vegan but if you try and serve me a damn smoked watermelon ham or a carrot hot dog I will be asking you to step outside
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
Finally a full serving in one bag
@sassysunflwrfit
sassy sunflower
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT SAM’S!!! 2lbs of nuggs 😭
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bobson dugnutt
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Maybe going vegan was a mistake
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
Hey remember in like 2018 when raw vegan twitter used to come at everyone for our health because we ate soy and vegan junk food and then after like a year they all added meat back into their diet because they were getting sick but we’re all still vegan? Weird huh?
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bobson dugnutt
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This might be hard for some to hear but I’d like to announce that after 4 years and 10 months of veganism, I’m not going to be adding fish or eggs to my diet becuase I’m doing just fine, thank you.
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
Stella got her school pictures back and I will report and block all accounts that don’t like this tweet
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bobson dugnutt
7 years
Actual marriage tip: if you husband doesn't want to spend time with you leave his ass. Fuckin love going places with my wife
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
In 2019 I will be 5 years vegan, 3 years sober. I will squat 600lbs, deadlift 700lbs, and bench press 405lbs.
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bobson dugnutt
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A while ago I saw a carnivore account suggest that his diet was superior because he could deadlift 405lbsx20; so I gave it a try. Here’s 415lbs for 20 reps. There’s no magic diet. Choose the one that aligns with your ethics.
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
Finally found a home gym in my price range
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bobson dugnutt
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@fatfuckboone more like end of watching where the fuck he was driving huh
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bobson dugnutt
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If veganism shortened your life expectancy by 2 years I’d still be vegan
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RiceGum
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People becoming Vegan just to live an extra 2 years. Not worth it.
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bobson dugnutt
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If you have a Walgreens, they have two varieties of accidentally vegan versions of chips ahoy cookies!
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
Someone on reddit told me I should be using my platform to discuss the health benefits of veganism. Anyways, here’s a vegan McGangbang.
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bobson dugnutt
3 years
Beautiful vegan Easter egg hunt this morning thanks to @justegg
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
A vegan alternative to a beef alternative. What a world!
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bobson dugnutt
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I love twitter so much
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
Nah fuck em
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
Imagine like just 2 years ago someone telling you that legitimate vegan options would be available at Del Taco, Burger King, and Carls Jr in 2019 I would have laughed and then collapsed from b12 deficiency
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bobson dugnutt
6 years
4 years vegan today.
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bobson dugnutt
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@NewEng_DadLife @pheezkneez Big lettuce is behind this
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bobson dugnutt
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bobson dugnutt
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I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
I cannot believe this needs to be said but no, I do not feel oppressed. I’m sharing a common frustration, but I do not believe this is oppression. Jesus Christ. Also to the vegans who say to cut out all your non vegan family: that’s cult behaviour, son.
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bobson dugnutt
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If nobody got me, I know tofu got me
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bobson dugnutt
5 years
This burger just told me that fluoride is bad for me while it was smoking a cigarette
@Gizmodo
Gizmodo
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Tyson launches its first plant-based protein brand to compete with Beyond Meat
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bobson dugnutt
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Happy birthday to my wife, my best friend. Krista makes me a better person every day, she created my other best friend with her body, I’ve spent almost every day with her for over 10 years and I still can’t get enough. Happy birthday darling I love you very very very very much
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bobson dugnutt
4 years
“Let food be thy medicine, and let medicine be thy food.”
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“Vegans are ridiculous - they want us to stop saying ‘bringing home the bacon!’” Me: no vegan on earth cares about something as ridiculous as- PETA:
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