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She forgot to add, "AGAIN."
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Say what you will, not many presidents have the courage to kill 10’s of thousands of jobs as their first act in office, especially during an economic shutdown.
Today I announced a new program to ensure that students learning remotely have a safe place to go during their normal school day if their parents must go to work. ⬇
Historically, the Supreme Court has been 96% male and 97.5% white. Yet some seem concerned that the quota for Black women Justices is just too darned high. Wonder why . . .
Oh, hey. Twitter suspended a doctor who mostly just talked about the reality of the situation as it pertained to his practice. Meanwhile, reporters and the Chinese government can spew all the bullshit they want.
Needlenose, scissors, standard screwdriver, lineman’s pliers, Phillip’s screwdriver and a hole saw.
Congrats. You’ve foiled Jack the Amateur Electrician’s murder spree.
When a young man's car broke down before his first day of work, he could have called out. Instead, he walked over a dozen miles to work and gained the attention of his company's CEO, who made sure he would never be without wheels again.
Two headlines from yesterday, and just a beautiful example of the irredeemable bias in the national media.
Up first, opponents of CRT win in a 70/30 landslide. The framing? “Bitterly divided.”
Secondly, 23% think Biden has united the country. Framing? “Country optimistic.”
A judge in Florida has ordered the Broward County elections supervisor to provide records on the total number of ballots cast, the number counted/uncounted and data on vote by mail for the county by 7 ET tonight, siding with Gov. Rick Scott and his campaign for the U.S. Senate.
Brendan Donovan was 14 in 2011 when he made a gay joke. ESPN decided his 4 RBI/game winner night was the time to make it a NATIONAL FUCKING STORY. I want every ESPN writer’s text history back to 8th grade.
You lied to get attention. You think you’re above using the common courtesy the little people do. And, for the cherry on top, you called out someone you thought was a Trumpie, who’s actually a Hispanic leftie. You win the trifecta of stupid.
He was 19, and helped murder a young couple who offered him a ride, then stuffed them in the trunk of their car, and set it on fire.
So, he wasn’t functional enough at 19 to know that was kinda wrong, but he should have been given the right to vote 3 years earlier?
Next week, Christopher Vialva will be executed by the federal government for a crime he committed as a teenager.
This flies in the face of everything we’ve learned about brain development and cognitive development. It should not be allowed to go forward.
When Van Jones and James Freaking Carville are the only two liberals who make any sense anymore, your party may have drifted off a cliff at some point.
no one loves shopping more than I do. but in these spare times, worth wondering if we really need so much stuff. almost 1/3 of households have two refrigerators!
“America was founded by old, white men.”
The average age of the Declaration of Independence signees was 44, and a majority were under 40 (Edward Rutledge was the youngest, at 26).
Jefferson, the principal author, was 33.
"anti-gay" So, when he makes jokes about his family, he's anti-family. Jokes about white people? "anti-white." The scolds have killed comedy, not a single comic from the 70's or 80's would have a career.
“We spent all day calling everyone in the admin, plus Walter Reed doctors, liars, and just don’t understand why they don’t want to come on TV and let us call them liars some more!!!”
It’s a mystery, Jake.
The president is in the hospital with COVID-19 and the White House is putting out zero guests for the Sunday shows to explain what’s going on while also forcing administration health experts to cancel pre-planned interviews.
My HS friend walked for the first time in 30 years, yesterday. Long story as to why prosthetics weren’t an option before, but they weren’t. She’s an amazing chef, and mother of two, and was told she wouldn’t live to see 25.
Can honestly say I’ve never seen gunshot victims stand around outside, in winter coats, in early September Oklahoma (avg temp 85°). This must be serious. Do gunshots give people the chills?
RIP, Kirstie Alley. She was an alum of my high school (Class of '69), and moved back to Wichita several years ago. A lot of friends met her and said she was genuinely a nice person.
Robert Smalls born enslaved in SC
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in 1839. In 1862, commandeered a Confederate ship in Charleston harbor, piloted it to US waters. Then served in US army & navy during Civil War. Later served in US House of Representatives alongside fellow Republican James A. Garfield.
Fireworks & fireworks shows are banned in Los Angeles County this
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. But look at our Burbank camera and our LAX camera looking toward South LA... it's never-ending.
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The two professions that think most highly of themselves, and spend most of the year giving themselves awards, are also the two that can’t take a single joke at their expense.
I don’t understand what dudes who honk their horns at women expect of us. Do they think we’re gonna flash our boobs or swoon or share our snacks or what?
I’m sorry, if the words, “A vaccine passport will allow you to re-enter society.” don’t give you pause, you probably can’t be helped. I say this as an avowed vaccination supporter.