Stop the presses! Young Alfred: Pain in the Butler is on the cover of @PublishersWkly! We kind of *are* the cover this week 😎 Congrats to @slotfi & @kendallgoode—you guys really served that one up on a silver platter 🍽️ Out 8/1 from @DCOfficial!

I get why people eventually get into bird watching. A beautiful little humming bird would never run up the middle 3 straight times and then punt

Model Y Standard & Model 3 Standard are here

Everyone in New York today is like no kings, no kings & then I walk by in my *new cardigan* & they’re like welllll

Dreamt I was an up-and-coming painter but my “exciting new painting” got ruined when gallery-goers stacked stuff on top of it(!) at a party for a more famous painter & let me tell you: that is the kind of “painting” dream you have as a writer 😂 😱 #WritingCommunity

Sometimes I sketch out comic book panels before scripting & you know, we end up hiring professional artists for the pages but I don’t know why 😂 #comics #WritingCommunity #gotthechops

Why guess when you can know?

Sometimes cats in windows look like fuzzy little ghosts 👻🐈

I say we replace Columbus Day with Columbo Day where we all wear trenchcoats, smoke cigars, and pretend to be confused. Who the hell’s with me?

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

Riverside Drive at 6:58 and 7:27 am. Life moves pretty fast

Why would they change this.

Just had one of those dreams where you’re like… man, there was a lot going on there

At one point in Frankenstein you're reading the story of a Turkish girl, told to a Frenchman, overheard by the monster, who's narrating it afterwards to Victor, who's recounting it to an English sea captain, who's writing it down in a letter to his sister

The Patriots are back in first place.

I believe the Norman Rockwell Museum is a pleasant way to spend a drizzly afternoon in western Massachusetts

Been kind of piecing it together on the next Figman Files mystery. 700 words here, 900 there, but I cranked out 1,700 words today to squeak past 10K. Writing like a turtle who found a Red Bull 😂 I’ll take it! #writingcommunity

I seem to have an Invisible Touch

Big day out here on Broadway

Check me out I’m the third Affleck brother

Living uptown is like: Do I eat these donuts in the little junkie park by the tracks, or do I walk all the way to the benches on Broadway? Living uptown 👴🏻at my age👴🏻 is walking all the way to Broadway

“László Krasznahorkai wins the Nobel prize in literature 2025” #realgenius

Fifty degrees, falling leaves, and a cup of bodega coffee by the park. I wait all year for these mornings 😊