Chapter 3 of Beach WZRD is now up on me shop!
Did you know Father Time secretly laughs at you while you wait for updates? Show that decrepit old man what for by skipping ahead in time and reading the whole thing right now! He's going to be so mad.
For some reason I'm still trying to watch my posture to avoid becoming a vulture.
I should just embrace it at this point. I've already mastered eating horribly and vomiting when threatened, so all I have left to figure out is flight and I'm good.
There's this short little game called A Healer Only Lives Twice where you try to keep a knight alive as you escape a dungeon, and I don't think the armored lunk fully grasps the lengths you have to go to keep them in one piece.
So that XCOM: Chimera Squad footage was pretty good, but I did spend entirely too much time inspecting if the Vipers still had breasts.
For science, y'know.
Dr. Tygan worked hard to figure out what those were for.
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It appears some folk took exception to my previous Lord of the Rings joke, but they should be happy to hear I have depicted the rest of the Witch King's very bad day with absolutely zero japes.
Ys Origin features a large cast of characters who fail to realize that the one person single-handedly cleaving through legions of demons without using magic is maybe not someone you should be trash-talking.
I've always disliked the "I Am No Man" moment in Peter Jackson's Return of the King because it fails to capture the fact that when the Witch King threatens Eowyn with horrific unimaginable torment, she responds by making him soil his ghostly britches.
It's only a matter of time before a Man On The Internet tries to tell me that beach wizard is a witch, so here is a handy guide on how to tell a beach witch from a beach wizard.
Hedon Bloodrite's protagonist and resident Tactical Genius/Murderous Glutton returns, taking anything that's not nailed down and getting away with it through the fearsome power of unlimited mulligans.
CW: Tiny cultist evisceration.
There's a new event for Darktide featuring main spiky bad man Captain Wolfer, who has questions regarding who's been thwarting his spiky bad plans this entire time.
If you use CSP, really do your hand a favor and adjust your settings to something like this.
In my case the File>Pen Pressure Settings don't work, but I did similar on individual brushes.
Seriously the default pressure settings are practically designed to destroy your hand.
this is the default state of it, compared to the when adjusted for my hand. at no point do i cross even what was 50% of default required maximum pressure (and i'm not even working particularly light, there's a lot of room)
A prodigious patreonizer requested this particular cross-over and it was an excellent occasion to show off the impressive extent of witchy first aid skills.
A lot of artists like the idea of a nice-good friendly and fashionable* skaven. Such ideas are not always well received. 1/3
* Undeniably fashionable by virtue of having a belt that isn't just a rope.
CW: Ratte blood, wee bit of the ole cannibalism.
There's been some frustration further into Spavined Cirque where it seemed like certain skills might become obsolete, but fortunately some characters return to indulge those who studied the small pointy blade.
Hedon Bloodrite loves orc ladies with exposed midriffs as much as it loves throwing a jillion demons at you, so it's only natural to accumulate as much bonus health as possible despite anyone's objections.
It is fish o' clock once more.
Good thing May 2020 was such a long month, I almost missed mermay. Read all 100 pages on Patreon right now or from:
Helpful shork is here to give you the basics if you skipped the previous Ocean Facts:
I started drawing the unbreakable children exactly a month ago and I've been putting it off because kirishima's face is a non-euclidian nightmare to draw, but eventually we must all face our fears.
It's by the people wot made the potato questing game Potato Flowers in Full Bloom so here's the potato seekers once more (they're potato protectors now, for I found the potatoes and their quest is ended).
HOLLOW KNIGHT SPOILERS (For reals, look away ye unspoiled)
The true 100% canon ending that definitely totally happened and you can't tell me otherwise.
I have been informed by several people, including an actual baker, that You Do Not Stack Tarts, and look, I agree, but I'm not going to be the one telling the giant orc lady she's handling her pastries wrong.
3/3
Alright folks, here's the 2020 hourly comics as one single image. Dunno how twitters is going to handle that.
You can also see that I can't plan ahead more than 7 hours because I should have done a smrtr entrance on that third row.
#hourlycomicday
#hourlycomicday2020
Hey, look, it's the Vermintide valentine's day comic no one asked for. Vemintine? It's way past valentine's day, but let's pretend it's not.
Let's also pretend I used the word "concupiscence" correctly, because I'm pretty sure I didn't.
1/2
You get used to blood and loud noises when you have a barbarian son. Or really children in general, they're basically tiny barbarians to begin with.
2/3
I'm not a fan of summons in Geriatric Hoop but if a boss can't be parried my heart's not really in it so I might as well let someone else deal with it.
It has dawned on me that since I deleted my deviantart, these ancient informative pictures about elves are no longer easily accessible, so I am reposting them for instructional purposes.
CW: Bloody educational dismemberment.
Looking at dreadnoughts for the previous silly pickcher, I was dismayed at the current state of warhammer dreadnoughts and their steady drift away from the purity of the Angry Washing Machine.
Watching the Fallout show reminds me that I never finished New Vegas after falling down a mod rabbit hole.
It's also very telling that there's all these mods to change Doc Mitchell but even in mods he can't be trusted to roam free.
I was procrastinating by drawing
@LenyavoksArts
stabby doge instead of some egyptian columns, but then I got a bit carried away justifying that weird pose.
I am a master procrastinator.
So last weekend I was at Expozine with
@boumerie
which was the first time I table anywhere.
You'd think her many strange con people comics would have prepared me for this sort of thing, but I was too busy failing to keep track of inventory to brace myself for Maximum Awkward.
Sometimes when playing Superannuated Coil, one may be compelled to question who truly is the monster.
CW: Stabbing and bloody existential post-stab remorse.
Many enemies in Antediluvian Band have really long wind-up animations and I highly suspect this is because they are trying to delay the inevitable as much as possible.
I have been told I know about moscles, so I guess that's where I stand on moscles.
PS: Standing on moscles is something you can only do if they are firm and powerful, else you risk grievous injury.
There are some things few mortals have ever witnessed. Ogryn Medicae Stations are such a thing, though perhaps there is a reason why the Imperium does not have many of these.
There are certain surprise encounters in Senior Wreath that end up being a lot less dramatic than intended after slaying half the population of the Lands Between.
CW: Spoilers for a boss that was probably supposed to be more than a speedbump.