@mcnostrilcom If only we could do the opposite of speeding up to relativistic speeds so time speeds up for you and slows down for the rest of the world. You could cram 8 eight hours of sleep into one hour of real world time each night.

@mcnostrilcom how did you know my exact sleep schedule

@mcnostrilcom people do live in a world like that, because they drink too much Coffee, or they work on the night shift.

@mcnostrilcom This world already exists and it can be hers too!

@mcnostrilcom Drink yourself to sleep and you'll get both of those :V

@mcnostrilcom I'm now very much interested in what you're creating

@mcnostrilcom This and her calling someone small have sold me. Where can I buy this book?

@mcnostrilcom I wish to learn more about the tired booze wizard.

@mcnostrilcom I knew she was my soul mate...