Pat McGann
@mcgannpat
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Comedian. Listen to my podcast #AllOverThePlace on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
Joined January 2010
If you live in Chicago it’s now safe to store the Pfizer vaccine in your driveway.
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Hearing that White Sox WILL hire LaRussa & they’re announcing it tonight on George Michael’s Sports Machine.
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The Bulls should go on The Today Show & explain how they gave up 146.
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So proud of my son Elliot! He kicked off #ChildhoodCancerAwareness month by throwing 1st pitch at ChiSox game! Thank you @whitesox!
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Very excited to share this news! Thank you @SebastianComedy for making this happen!.
Sebastian Maniscalco Signs On As Exec Producer For Pat McGann’s First Stand Up Special
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That’s our son on the left w his little bro watching him. The other boy getting buzzed, Beau, is a beast just like our Elliot. These little guys have inspired so many in our neighborhood to help fight pediatric cancer! @StBaldricks is doing great work!.
Elliot McGann and Beau Dowling, two kids beating the hell outta cancer, braved the shave at @sjfschool’s inaugural @StBaldricks fundraiser tonight
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Johnson & Johnson vaccine is 66% effective. Sounds like they need one more Johnson.
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One sign of aging is no one asking you if you’re going to Lollapalooza.
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Please don't say anything about the eclipse if you see me tomorrow, I can't watch it live but I am recording it.
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Imagine giving up drinking for Lent & then being quarantined with your family.
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The schools will be fine if the janitors toss that throw up sawdust on everything.
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Imagine the Rock Island ripping like this from 111th to 107th.
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The support I’ve gotten in Chicago is insane. I love this city!.
Pat McGann When’s Mom Gonna Be Home neighborhood watch party. Congrats on the new special. @mcgannpat @SebastianComedy
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I just looked in our couch cushions & I think my children may have inadvertently created a new snack mix.
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Over on IG I’m doing pop up shows for my family. Trying to stay sharp. They hate it. Here’s tonight’s show!!
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The thermometer at Soldier Field will read 3° today to honor of each of the Bears victories this season.
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Here's my full set from last night.
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2016 Olympic flame should probably be a huge Citronella candle.
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Stuck on gift ideas for your loved one? Consider a staycation in the under appreciated 87th/Cicero corridor.
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This morning, I’ll be on the Today Show w @HodaAndJenna talking about my new special w @SebastianComedy!.
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I don’t know if this has been pitched to @NBCSChicago but as a White Sox fan I’d love if they could replay the entire 2005 season starting w opening day all the way thru! . They could do the same thing for Cubs fans with 2003. #TogetherApart.
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We all know the @whitesox had the first exploding scoreboard but did you know they also invented the engagement photo shoot?
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‘When’s Mom Gonna Be Home?’ Is OUT NOW. If one thing has NOT changed it’s that I’m still surrounded by BOXES. Watch it now:.
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Catholics today: NO MEAT for me! It’s Good Friday and we need to make sacrifices as Jesus did for us. *turns to waiter . I’ll have the Alaskan King Crab Legs w truffled mashed potatoes.
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July 28th! I can’t wait for people to see this - huge thank you to @SebastianComedy for producing this hour! Pre-order now:
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Thank you @SebastianComedy! . Who knew when we voted on this title that my wife would always be home & I would be too. ALWAYS. I MISS THE ROAD W YOU!!.
Excited to executive produce and announce @mcgannpat’s new special ‘When’s Mom Gonna Be Home?’ coming July 28th. He’s been opening for my for the past 2 years, and I’m proud to be part of it and share his talent with the world.
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Just took family to 360° observation deck at Oak Lawn Hilton. Breathtaking views of Burbank & Alsip. Thank you TripAdvisor!
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Enough with Palos Park, Palos Hills & Palos Heights. No one knows the difference. You’re Palos. Stop w the nonsense. PALOS! That’s it.
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Another pop up show. They still hate it. LATE SHOW SATURDAY!
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BREAKING: @whitesox GM Rick Hahn's 3rd grader makes big trade. Sends a Fruit Roll Up across room for 2 Juice Boxes, Lunchables & Star Crunch.
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I think @espn should release that Bulls documentary right now. This is a crisis & that would help.
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Ed Burke is facing additional charges for stealing clothes from Inspector Gadget.
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Wishing my Dad a Happy Birthday & telling him how much he means to me in this card I’m filling out at Walgreens’ cosmetic counter w their pen because I only have 20 minutes before we meet him.
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Thank you @SebastianComedy!
For the last 2 years people have asked me “What’s the name of the guy that opens for you?” Well here he is! Pat McGann. Love this guy. Ladies, tag your friends who wear these shirts or post your own pictures if you're guilty of wearing them too! Let's share this around @mcgannpat
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You should not hate someone you’ve never met. Unless it’s the person that came up with the idea to remove Chase ATM’s from all the Walgreen’s in Chicagoland Area.
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Feeling a lot better after getting this email about how they’re handling everything at Jiffy Lube.
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This dude must be ripped now.
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Walking around San Francisco and haven’t seen one person that looks like they can afford living here.
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Plenty of hard workers out there but let’s be honest, some of us exaggerate!
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This was taken yesterday at the exact moment I announced my first comedy special . Great pic @barrybutler9.
Double Pink Rainbow and Lightning Strikes at 821pm in Chicago on Friday. #weather #news #storm #ilwx #chicago #lightning
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Seniors @MaristChicago, I was lowkey freaking out about Fri but no cap it was lit. You’ve been thru a lot, periodt. Coulda thrown me shade but didn’t flex. MB I didn’t slay but it was legit. You made me proud to be Marist alum & highkey abt our future. Class of 21 is 🔥. YEET!
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I’m on a field trip w kindergartners. We just left school, stop at first light & a kid asks “are we here?” . Yes, this whole time there’s been a zoo a block away.
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Chicago Tribune: FROZEN CITY!. Chicago Sun-Times: VORTEXED!. Chicago Magazine: This Pilsen Tacqueria is Worth the Frostbite.
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This might be the last time I do this bit - it's going to be retired like those shirts should be! Although they are perfect attire for the upcoming vaccine. •.“When’s Mom Gonna Be Home?” Is out now! .
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Had fun explaining to my kids that Michael Jordan owns the team the Bulls crushed last night.
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Sister Jean is one win away from leaving the convent & hanging at Studio Paris w Chance the Rapper.
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Winning the Stanley Cup is awesome but against an expansion team? That would be like winning the World Series against the Cleveland Indians.
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Cheers to my incredible & beautiful wife mcgannsara! 12 years ago she dared me to try stand up & now I’m doing Zoom shows for 30 muted people from my car. She’s my source of love, support & material! Thanks babe,…
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Having trouble flattening this curve. March 13 🍷🍷🍷🍷. March 14. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷. March 15 🍷🍷🍷. March 16. March 17 ☘️🍸🍸🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🥃🥃. March 18. March 19 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷.
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Let’s go Chicago! I’m back @ZaniesChicago May 31 - June 2 & @zaniesrosemont June 5 - 8! Come on out!
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This guy gave so much to Chicago. I will miss listening to Lin.
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I go to a Catholic gym & this week they’re offering stations of the cross training & a Pontius Pilates class.
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Thank you @chicagosmayor for helping bring attention to this great cause organized by Alderman @mattoshea19! We appreciate all that you’re doing for Chicago! . This is a great way to support local business & front line workers!.
Support local restaurants AND provide meals for medical workers and first responders. Join @mcgannpat and Alderman @mattoshea19's effort to help Chicago's frontline workers.⤵️
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I might be drunk & changing channels too much but I think Jay Cutler might have killed JonBenet Ramsey. #MNF #JonBenetRamsey.
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My 20 something uber driver just dropped me at Chili’s & tried to suggest the fried pickles. Dude I’ve been messin w Chili’s since before you could be in a car w a stranger. SOUTHWESTERN EGG ROLLS FOR LIFE.
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Tonight!!
Some #WednesdayWisdom for y'all: watch #LSSC TONIGHT: @wwwbigbaldhead of #RideWithNormanReedus, @SeanAstin (our beloved Bob) from @Stranger_Things, and standup comedy from @mcgannpat.
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At the end of Big, Josh looks like he was selected in the 1997 NBA Draft.
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I try to play nice in this game of life but if the elevator door opens & you’re crowding the door so I cannot get off the elevator, I’m going to run through you like Walter Payton.
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Great to be back on @WGNMorningNews! Thank you @LarryPotash @WGNRobin @PaulKonrad @anabelaval @miketoomey @pattomasulo @marcusleshock @SarahJindra! We appreciate all you do to keep us informed & entertained!.
It's a big day, we're getting a Binney's delivery".
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Need to punish your kids? Make them wear what we had to. Watch My New Special Now:.
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My mom just forwarded me an email blast that had a photo of me in it saying “what a nice surprise to open an email and see my son’s face”. It was for reduced price tickets.
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As a life coach, I must encourage you to check out my NYE Special at 9pm on @wciu!
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