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@StaycMaria

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šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ. @TootsVSTheWorld šŸ‘°šŸ¾ It’s Stacey with an E & I hate every type of reality TV.

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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
1 year
SIR LEWIS YOU HAVE GIVEN ME YET ANOTHER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKKKK MY GOAT!!!!!!!!!!! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ©·ā¤ļøšŸ©·šŸ©·šŸ©·šŸ©·ā¤ļøšŸ©·šŸ©·šŸ©·šŸ©·
@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
2 years
What a great day. Quite possibly the greatest day of my entire life.
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
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What is the name of the series pls
@izzykento
STRAWHAT IZZY šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø
2 hours
Watching a series about a cult and this is one of their leaders
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@adamgoldstein13
Adam Goldstein
5 days
Aviation touches roughly 11% of U.S. GDP in some format, but with today’s air traffic control limitations, it’s also a cap on growth. AI can change that, not by replacing pilots or controllers, but by empowering them with smarter tools that open the skies to many more aircraft.
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
1 hour
They wanted the extra time to get bullied some more LOOOL
@AnfieldFootball
Anfield Football
10 hours
Brentford took a total of 9 minutes 18 seconds to take their 10 throw-ins during the game against Liverpool 🤨 An average of 55.8 seconds per throw-in 😳
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
1 hour
Dickhead.
@CFCms3
ć€½ļø
2 days
Sad news, Tosin and Chalobah found alive this morning šŸ’”
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
1 hour
….right. Now, if I’m thinking MYSELF ā€œwhat am I supposed to do with this informationā€¦ā€ I can only imagine what Haaland thought.
@KillaKreww
Killa 🌺
1 day
Erling Haaland didn’t know what to say when his girlfriend admitted that she was in love with his best friend before him šŸ˜­šŸ’”
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@inmotionair
INMOTION AIR
8 hours
Delighted to see the great attention we're receiving as the Toronto Blue Jays, our first MLB team, are representing the American League in the World Series! It's also fantastic that our company is getting so much focus in Canada. We've been offering our innovative AIR-powered
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@StaycMaria
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I’m fuming. Should’ve told Yannick get me the keepers pink kit as well and now they’re outta my size šŸ’”
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
2 hours
Sorry Jimmy I forgot Liverpool fans invented misery and are the only ones allowed to dramatise it šŸ«¶šŸ½
@Switch357
Jimmy CournoyeršŸ‡¦šŸ‡“šŸ‡ØšŸ‡»šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
2 hours
Nice try, you try make this look better than what your saying, even though you haven’t won the league for over a decade but you have been coming second and third etc, so that means you been winning games. You been shit but not that shit. You been very shit for two years.
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@StaycMaria
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2 hours
That’s so caring and thoughtful man. Good lady
@ghostface_LFC
Mr. H šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡²
1 day
I knew my mrs was the one when she would go food shopping with her mom & got stuff for my house and drove it all the way to Birmingham from Wolves just to drop it off and go back home… dont ever ask me why i married her man. That woman saved me.
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@StaycMaria
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3 hours
A lightbulb? Like a regular house lightbulb? Miss???
@miss87parker
Dimps šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡²
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Girls can u change your light bulbs? Or do you change them yourself when needed?
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@StaycMaria
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3 hours
šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
@bev_k_
stfu talking to me
2 days
keith lee reviewed my job...we already busy and i hate it there...
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@StaycMaria
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3 hours
One loveeee one house
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@StaycMaria
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1 year
The big Tesco by the station? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you know when you go to a shop at 2am and it’s all weird and derelict, that big Tesco has the ā€˜2am feel’ to it 24hours a day
@dukeofpeckham
Duke of Peckham (🐻4-3)
1 year
@StaycMaria One of my close friends moved to Heath a few years ago, I went into Tesco there and I knew that area needed radiation poisoning as well
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@StaycMaria
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I would never drink outta them cos they aren’t the right shape for my … particular nature … but, so pretty!!
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
3 hours
So cute can I get the top middle in a set of 8 please, with the saucers
@fairyprxncess
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2 days
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
3 hours
Lol. Right.
@WhatsApp
WhatsApp
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people who end messages with ā€œlolā€ we see you, we honor you
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
4 hours
I rang mum so I could wish him a happy bday and as she picked up the phone he start screaming ā€œIS THAT AUNTY STACEYā€ gosh love him bad
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@StaycMaria
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4 hours
It’s my lickle chicken nuggets birthday today I cannot believe he’s already 7 🄺🄺🄺
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
6 hours
If they did this 15 years ago Croydon would be top 10.
@ronkelawal
Ronke Lawal
14 hours
Every borough ranked from best to worst according to The Telegraph šŸ‘€ They included things like the number of nature reserves, Michelin restaurants, listed buildings, highly-rated music venues and shops, crime rates, population density and the happiness of residentsšŸ™‚
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
6 hours
This is literally women when they aren’t being treated correctly vs when they are
@UtdKev8
Kev å±®
9 hours
Before Lammens. With Lammens.
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@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹
6 hours
I ONLY LIKE ARROGANT BALLERS WHEN THEYRE ACTUALLY BALLERS! You cannot be arrogant and CRAP cos WHY ARE YOU SO SURE OF YOURSELF? FOR WHAT REASON!
@Pioch3t
šŸ‡æšŸ‡¼Free KobbiešŸ‡ØšŸ‡© šŸ‡µšŸ‡ø
7 hours
@StaycMaria He loves a windup as well. We've needed someone like that! *Disclaimer* who is obviously also talented
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@StaycMaria
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8 hours
I be at work cheesing like a Cheshire Cat because of this man
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