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🇵🇹🏴. @TootsVSTheWorld 👰🏾 It’s Stacey with an E & I hate every type of reality TV.
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Joined July 2009
SIR LEWIS YOU HAVE GIVEN ME YET ANOTHER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKKKK MY GOAT!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🩷❤️🩷🩷🩷🩷❤️🩷🩷🩷🩷
What a great day. Quite possibly the greatest day of my entire life.
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They actually might hang him.
They gon beat tf outta onana out there.
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Still not going to rewatch Bojack horseman, I haven’t hit that level of depressed yet.
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😭 the fucking free kicks.
When Ronaldo gets his 999th goal and is going for the 1000th we're going to see some of the most egregious shot attempts in history😭😭😭😭.
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Oh.
🚨⚠️ PSG confirm Dembélé and Doué injury reports. Ousmane Dembélé suffers from a severe injury to the right hamstring, he’s set to be unavailable for an estimated 6 weeks. Désiré Doué suffers from a right calf injury and is set to be out of action for an estimated 4 weeks, the
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It’s only like 3 of them that I ended up disliking after the fact. Maybe 5… but yeah I forgot a bunch of people from my original 15. Deffo more like 25/30. Oh my god I used to be OUTSIDE lmao.
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15 off the top of my head but I bet it’s way more.
Guys how many mutuals on twt have you actually MET irl ? Just curious 😭.
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😂 sacked in 3 months.
🚨 West Ham have contacted Frank Lampard over potentially replacing Graham Potter. The Coventry manager would be keen to test himself back in the Premier League. (Source: Football Insider)
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Only other psychopath Portuguese men are capable of understanding a psychopath Portuguese man’s thoughts.
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Just disgusting omg we’re winning the World Cup.
CRISTIANO RONALDO WHAT A GOAL! 🤯
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No but I don’t have time personally. These people are fucking weird as it is, they’ll surely get weirder after you ask for your money back (spoken from experience dealing with a weird bitch) just lock them off and charge it.
Is it “broke” to request your half back of an outing somebody ghosted you on that yall had to book ahead of time?.
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‘Carry job’.
Got caught in traffic.
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OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO ALBON.
Tell me where Gasly is in the standings???.
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Diff shoes and this goes crazy omg id feel like im marrying a real king.
Bros I know marriage is scary but may I present the following argument
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ALL ALBON DOES IS STICK HIS DICK IN THE GRAVEL @PsychoRelic @MrPolo_.
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My niece 🥹.
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