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@matttjordan

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Husband, Father, Elevator Mechanic, Patriot, Christian, Trump Supporter, MAGA Since the Escalator

West Virginia, USA
Joined January 2011
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
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Here is a picture of everything wrong with the Republican Party. These dinosaurs have to go.
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
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Hey friends do me a favor and send up some prayers for my Mom as she prepares to go home and be with the Lord. Her name is Patricia. Thanks in advance.
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@PinoAmericano
Pino Americano
3 days
According to a new Poll, 83% of Republican voters trust President Trump on the Iran War. Only 6% are with Tucker and Megyn. Do you understand? The 6% may be loud, but they are the extreme minority, and we all know they are the low IQ minority.
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
3 days
Dan is smart. Dont be a dummy. Be like Dan.
@DBCooperTX
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3 days
Working list of people I would not trust with theology, political ideology or geopolitical affairs: Tucker Candace Megyn Bannon Milo Rob Smith Ian Carrol Fuentes Daryl Cooper Jack Posobiec Hodgetwins Cenk Buckley Prejean Baris Theo Von Dave Smith MTG
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
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Why does ear hair grow so fast? I have had one grow like 1/4 inch in a 10 hour shift πŸ˜†
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
5 days
This actually looks pretty good. Low carb cheese bread. I had to deflate like a city bus to put my socks on so I have to start eating better again. πŸ˜‚
@CRRJA5
πŸ¦… Eagle Wings πŸ¦…
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🚨 OBSESSED with this viral 3-ingredient cottage cheese bread! πŸ’₯Perfect for keto/low-carb life or anyone ditching regular bread. Who's trying this ASAP? Tag a friend who needs this in their life! 🍞 Made with NO FLOUR at allβ€”just cottage cheese + eggs + a few basics. It’s
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
9 days
I just want to say how proud I am of our active duty soldiers and Veterans. We have the most badass warriors anywhere on the planet. https://t.co/OYCp4imKTR
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@DataRepublican
DataRepublican (small r)
10 days
. @SenJohnCurtis I am told you pride yourself on being a nice, open-minded person. Many have begged me to go after you. I didn’t because we need you. But just now, your office just sent me the most patronizing message in response to the very real testimony I offered on the
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@SSB_Rick
CMAC
10 days
If you are on your journey getting sober, than I wanna follow you. Even if you just started, I still want to follow you. We all should connect more. Comment or engage below and I’ll do my honors.
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
10 days
Arach lives matter πŸ˜‚
@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
12 days
Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia https://t.co/HJy5sSvtAg
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
10 days
Iran is envious of the damage done by @CAgovernor Newscum has ruined what was once such an amazing place. Everything they touch turns to sh!t
@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
10 days
Iran Cancels Plan To Attack California After Seeing Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It https://t.co/XGNJNWtANa
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
10 days
Why did I just find out today that Mr T is on 𝕏? I have been a fan since I was a kid. Y’all go follow him and check out his videos. What a good dude. Thanks @0hour1 I had no idea he was on here.
@MrT
Mr. T
11 days
What a great way to start my week, First by being a blessing to others; taking clothes and shoes to the Pacific Garden Mission. Then onto doing my part an early voting!
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
11 days
Yes please someone answer this question.
@mattvanswol
Matt Van Swol
11 days
Can someone whose been a conservative for awhile PLEASE explain to me why the GOP use Trump to win elections... ...then IMMEDIATELY turn around and block EVERYTHING he tries to do? You rode his wave. You got your seat. Then you stab him in the back?! Why do they do this????
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
11 days
Hey friends check out my article on substack. Thanks!
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
14 days
Yum!
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
14 days
Today I am making some Amish white bread. This is my second go at it. First one was pretty good. I think this one is going to be even better. Y’all have any cool bread recipes? I would love to try them out. Drop em below for me. Thanks! 🍞 πŸ˜‹
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
16 days
How about a few ideas and words of encouragement for Rick?
@SSB_Rick
CMAC
16 days
Getting sober for my family. One day at a time, right? It’s been a rough start, but I have too. Any tips is greatly appreciated.
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
18 days
Im ready for it. I asked @grok if I would be talking to it in the form of my optimus robot and it said yes We’ll be choppin it up talking about conspiracy theories while it folds my laundry πŸ˜‚
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Tesla will be one of the companies to make AGI and probably the first to make it in humanoid/atom-shaping form
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
18 days
Bye Felicia and Denisovan Caveman πŸ˜‚
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@BasedMikeLee
Mike Lee
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🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Pass the SAVE America Act πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ By enforcing the talking filibuster πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Pass the SAVE America Act πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ By enforcing the talking filibuster πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Pass the SAVE America Act πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ By enforcing the talking filibuster 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨
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@matttjordan
matt jordan
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His expiration date passed a decade ago. How many times does he have to fall or factory reset before its enough? Just sad at this point.
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Rothmus 🏴
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