I just don't know how my friends who are reasonable Conservatives can knowingly vote for a party with Suella Braverman at the helm. She is totally irresponsible, knowingly, again and again and again.

It's just amazing watching Conservatives reacting to the results today, and concluding that what they need to do is a lot more of what they are already perceived as doing. It's a great object lesson in filter bubbles at work.

Funny.

This is a microcosm of the sickly weirdness of modern news.

Starmer is going to be an excellent Prime Minister.

This is absolutely superb.

'I won't comment on speculation'* *until I know I can command an audience that won't ask questions

Thank god, he's taking time and not rushing to any decision in response to speculation. Spades, as you were.

I really think Rishi Sunak should stop commenting on the speculation around HS2. There are, after all, spades in the ground.

One thing I know for sure after this week in politics is that we've got spades in the ground

OK, I’ve changed my mind about politicians going on reality TV shows, can we do this every week?

Honestly, how shit a manger was Phil Neville...

Would totally listen to this.

Has any piece of data ever been as over-interpreted as this close by-election in Uxbridge?!

Damn, should have phoned Stokesy and let him know I was happy to bat at 3.

Test cricket at its best is just the best sport by miles.

There's a certain irony in the Worlds Most Insufferable Headteacher getting herself in another total mess because she misidentified a reference to Aslan, who is a cat, as a person

Well, I thought the Arctic Monkeys show was pretty cool, having never been that into them, but I’ve got no idea what it’s doing on a Glastonbury Friday night.

Why are people so willing to throw themselves under the wheels of Boris Johnson’s bus?

Wow, what a massive, massive surprise. https://t.co/y1UI4Z42mA