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@matchstickhuman

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34. white. impossible progeny of paul lynde and charles nelson reilly. maker of typos. bathroom philosopher

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@matchstickhuman
the frogurt is also cursed
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im sorry if you get caught up in my replies, i literally cannout untag people. i dont know why, and nothing has fucking worked
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@Dienne_7
My Aunt Fanny 🇵🇸
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Apparently a lot of you need to hear this: if you are excusing things like the r-slur, transphobia, nazi tattoos, genocide, etc., you are not on the left.
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@idgafghanistan
kalia
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University's nurse asked me when was my last menstruation hunnieee tuna as fuck
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@matchstickhuman
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got put on doxycycline AGAIN my transformation into a rat is going swimmingly
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@keepaustinnasty
Big Nasty 🤠
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I actually think that being proud of your multiple tours in Iraq and Afghanistan is worse than an ugly drunken fashy tattoo
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@shaabiranks
dylan saba
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blows my mind that large swaths of the american left are basically like ok rest of world sit tight while we figure out how to do social democracy, which we are on track for in about 100 more years of border-bounded class struggle
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@framari6
cesca 🌺🔻☭
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anti-fascist Abu Ghraib guard... I'm so tired of you people
@sunraysunray
Bhaskar Sunkara
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Woke up today thinking that Graham Platner was a committed anti-fascist who wants to live in a more equal country. Going to bed with the same thought.
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@JelonAlexander
Je'lon Alexander, M.A.
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Every last slave owner as well as members of the Confederacy should’ve been hanged when the Civil War ended. Yet here we are.
@Strictlyirene
irene🌻
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what opinion will you defend like this?
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@TheBrujoAri
☆SpaceChannel5☆
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@matchstickhuman
the frogurt is also cursed
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so proud of her!
@APEntertainment
AP Entertainment
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Misty Copeland, who a decade ago became the first Black female principal dancer in the American Ballet Theatre’s 75-year history, was feted at its star-studded fall gala at Manhattan's Lincoln Center, in honor of her retirement from the company.
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@matchstickhuman
the frogurt is also cursed
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because hes not a fucking liberal. stop stanning politicians, you are grown fucking adults
@Kelcie_XOTWOD
Kelcie (Free Palestine 🇵🇸)
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Andrew Schulz & co, have a loooong history of perpetuating misogynoir, anti-Blackness, racism & straight-up coonery. This isn't some hidden secret, it's VERY well-known in & around these spaces. Why'd Mamdani choose to go on this podcast? 🫩
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@SpiritWTE
SpiritNGE
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If Big Kirk had drip instead of that fuck ass haircut he’d still be alive
@ezzyskii
Ezzy
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Colorado man's life saved after metal chain blocks bullet to the neck https://t.co/nrvumi72AX
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@aadityad9
Evil Science Cowboy 🦉❤️‍🔥
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Creeper! Awwww man
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@RlCKYRAGE
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the light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole
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@jesuisfucked
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Rawah is a medical student from #Gaza and a genocide survivor who is trying to continue her education in Egypt. She needs our support to cover her tuition. Otherwise, she won't be able to continue her studies. Please share and contribute 🙏 https://t.co/40qie5IZ12
@roundthefurr
shayma
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again this is suuuuuper urgent!!!!! 8 days left to collect the full amount, or else 3 years of med school education would go down the drain :/ please help rawah continue her education, we hope to see her as a skilled doctor one day🩷 https://t.co/PgMr5tbqNI
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@catherinespaws
☁️ cat ☁️ #LEGENDSZASPOILERS
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this qrt genuinely made it impossible to discuss being disabled online
@ElyKreimendahl
ely kreimendahl
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“what lives rent free in your mind?” probably that time I couldn’t muster the executive functioning for a Halloween costume so I tweeted a joke making fun of myself & the entire internet TOOK IT SERIOUSLY & dragged me forever until the end of time, but especially every October
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@haesoook
julia 🔻🪂
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oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got criticized just for being a mercenary in Iraq with a Nazi tattoo
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@SueTee22
SEK-C (⁠๑⁠˙⁠❥⁠˙⁠๑⁠)
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This is by far my all time favorite 😭😂😂
@55mmbae
bria celest
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Black people are so funny when it comes to animals 😭
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@MothTongue_
𓂆🔻لسان العثة @gazafunds.com
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as always...fuck "israel" and death to amerika.
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@algreen
Al Green
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Today, is the anniversary of I'm Still in Love with You. Released in 1972.
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@FilmThePoliceLA
Film The Police LA
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We shouldn’t normalize Nazi tattoos.
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