Mathew Parrott
@mat_parrott
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Magician that creates a wide range of ideas.
Birkenhead, England
Joined February 2009
The people angrily denouncing Rage Against the Machine for Tom Morello's leftist politics is one of the more hilarious things I have ever seen on the internet. WHAT MACHINE DID YOU THINK THEY HAVE BEEN RAGING AGAINST FOR DECADES? THE ICE CREAM MACHINE? THE ATM? LAWNMOWERS?
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The “war on drugs” was intentionally created to incarcerate black people en masse. An educational thread:
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You do...um...know the story of Icarus?
Nigel Farage is the Brexit Icarus. Here's how he can see us fly out of the EU to freedom | Hunter DuBose https://t.co/1V0c2ZWD7c
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This is full on super-villain shit right here. My bet is on @elonmusk
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Why do we always call it 'escaping' from a kidnapper, but 'nipping out' for a pint of milk? We never hear 'escaping' for a pint of milk or 'nipping out' from a kidnapper. Surely some consistency is needed?
Why do we always call it 'Scottish independence' from the UK, but 'British Exit' from the EU? We never hear 'British independence' from the EU or 'Scottish exit' from the UK. Surely broadcasters should have some consistency on this?
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Why does IGTV have static at the beginning of every video? As if anyone under the age of 23 remembers static on televisions?
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When I was in primary school I once got detention for being "too lazy to learn colours". Yeah, turns out I'm colour blind.
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Me: So...which hole should I put it in? Her: Just. Go. Me: Rimmed that hole again. Her: Please. Stop. Me: Hold my putter? Her: ~ what it’s like playing me in mini golf
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If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles then you too can be anything you want.
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You deserve someone who chooses you always. And all ways. When nothing seems okay and everything hurts. Someone who can bring you back from the hell in your mind by simply making you laugh.
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