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Anna is so married to the belief that everyone is ultimately selfish that even when she acknowledges that gloating over someone's death is wrong she has to frame it as if it's wrong *because of its impact on you*
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Picked up my keys 🔑
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Small. Like an espresso
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We got to the heart of things fast with this one huh
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Gm! I woke up to a full-time salaried job offer
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Is there a way to make this outfit work? I feel dorky atm 🤓
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Accepted a full-time job offer at my current company where I've been contracting since September!!!!! 😊🩷
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Good morning
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My skirt is blue tweed if you can't tell
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Just to reiterate I'm not interested in bohemianism. Be clean and get money
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Thousand-yard stare but I got my brows done 💅🏻 first time in years bcuz I found a brow person with 15 yrs of experience who I knew I could trust
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This pic kills me
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This is not the same colour.
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All black coffee heads have a sixth sense for when their coffee is just cool enough to drink
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@sympatheticopp You should try asking short married people. Widen your sample
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I'm 27 now allegedly
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Dress
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Remember summer
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I went with the Bowmore
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Which shall I drink?
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:)🍹🐶
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Rainy day. That's garlic mustard, I let my brow tech know her yard is full of it
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🥕
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🌷
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Yellowvator
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Got my hair cut. I feel so much better
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I got it!!!!!!! 🥳🏡 my condo era begins!
Today I find out if I got the apartment I applied for on Wednesday 🤞🏻
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Do most people who own espresso machines drink milk drinks? I like espresso but don't see how it's worth the extra effort if you drink black coffee
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Warmf
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Meet me in the park 😎🍃
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Using my selfie allowance before bed
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Good morning! I feel better today and life is good. Some pleasures: - My apartment is so dark at night - I can lie in bed in the morning without anyone getting first dibs on the shower - I can pace while on the phone because I have privacy and space - I don't have to see anybody!
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I tried to break up with my therapist today and it didn't work. She won.
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I just had this perfect slice of pizza at 12:30 and I haven't been hungry since
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I'm innovating on the camisole front
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I will succeed this week. Thank u.
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NOTHING can stop me from NightWalking
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Choosing to believe that everyone is selfish is probably a way of excusing yourself from correcting behaviours that weigh on your conscience
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The dude who installed my internet today let me peel the plastic off my router. He was about to and then he handed it to me, for my enjoyment
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Lmao
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Would you marry this
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Need attention so I'm posting this before I have a good pic in it
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🌲
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I think she's self-hating and can't accept that she has a heart. I know I've gone through the "but isn't every moral value ultimately selfish rather than selflessly motivated...?" phase, I guess she stayed there
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For my birthday I want power
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I just did my first VLOOKUP 🙈💕
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Got sent this pic idk when it's from
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Oh ok that makes sense
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😎
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I'm well enough to do chores now 😎
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Happy age gap Wednesday (my mom born 1956, my dad 1960)
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And to all a good night
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Yeah, I'm thinking this is the avi of a normal guy
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My beautiful homemade pierogies
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It's so annoying to me as a cerebral person that a bottom-up approach (change the body to change the mind) is more effective for basically every mental problem
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Finally purchased the Theory coat I've wanted since October. Life is beautiful
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I endorse Delights of China on Bloor St W 🥟🍜🥢
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Received an image
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I take the eccentricity of Twitter people for granted.. it's pretty rare to find people I connect with via other means
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All moved out, on my way to the new apartment!!!!!
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The urge to reply "but your so sexy" to my sexiest mutual's sadtweets
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Almost the end of the workday. Mommy needs a margarita!
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I didn't get the best pix of myself. Sorry about my cluttered room
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Good morning 🌞
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I liked my therapy and it's in a nice old building.
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Heading home tomorrow to be with family after two deaths this week
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I look forward to meal prepping and placing a grocery delivery later
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This is the worst photo of me but it makes me laugh because I was being such a miserable bitch before brunch
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I'm learning so much about dinnerware. Did you know that "ceramic" is a catch-all term for stoneware, earthenware, porcelain, and china (fine or bone)? The differences lie in what's added to the clay and the firing temperatures.
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Which shall I drink?
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Every pic I take in this mirror is giving "i frew up"
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First time seeing these beautiful ugly ass bags in person
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Not my dad's pour
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This is my favourite (live) pic of me this year genuinely
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Lol
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Our family friend passed. She was like a grandma to me. ❤️
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I'm doing my taxes. I'm in pain
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Feeling safe and supported
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I dreamt that Bell (the telecommunications company) was performing experiments on me
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I only food styled this because I wanted my friend to approve
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2 days till I never see this again
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What is the purpose of Extreme Awkwardness? Is it to face discomfort for its own sake, or is there a higher-level goal? Seems psychologically damaging to create the vulnerability of a support group setting while intentionally withholding the support
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@ChrisChipMonk
Chris Lakin
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during Extreme Awkwardness last night we did an activity where we went around the circle and pointed to the person we “most wanted to end up in bed with by the end of today”
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@credenzaclear2 Having a boyfriend makes it MORE likely to happen
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Eatimg lentils hope nothing bad happens
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Ok, I did it. I went clubbing. I expect credit for this, and I don't want to be asked to do it again for the rest of the year.
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Me and all of my friends are pursuing our creative passions in 2024!!!!!
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I was thinking I wanted rectangular glasses but actually this is so clearly the move
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I'm trying to move my part
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6 months worth of whiskey
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Apartment toured, did some work, got some treats
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I like this kind of bullshit but I won't. Ill-fitting
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I treated myself today
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Not depressed today!
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