Ceres 🇵🇸 ⚢ ☭
@marmitachinesa
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deleting later but my hot take of the day is that you can be there for your friends without expecting anything in return but you can also be sad when they dont show up for you
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My fellow New Yorkers, Vote for Mamdani! My name is hoodgenius and I approve this message 👍
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im so chopped 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀im soooo uglyyyyyy 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀im grossssss lol 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Já falei quando isso acontecer você vai trabalhar como se nada tivesse acontecido, vai para uma área com bastante gente, pega o celular e lê a mensagem como surpresa e começa a chorar bem muito, passar mal etc. Você ganha no mínimo um processo trabalhista pra empresa aprender
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i had a friend that used to eat paper and pencils and chew on his wooden bedframe because his mum was like this the week he figured out he could buy sweets himself it stopped lmao
The way to win the Halloween candy war without upsetting the children is to make it into a fun tactile experience. All crushed and gone, everyone is happy, and not one piece ingested, mauahhahahhaahha.
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Meu Deus, a auxiliar de cozinha vai: - picar alimentos - cozinhar - controlar estoque - limpar a cozinha - lavar a louça - fazer mais coisas que não tão na lista - trabalhar de fim de semana e feriado Por 1800 reais Tem que acabar o rico
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Eu apoio desde que vcs também tragam de volta a parte onde 1/3 da europa morre de peste
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O único erro do Stálin foi não ter reduzido a Alemanha a pó.
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homens qnd estrogênio é utilizado por bombado: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹😍🤩 homens qnd estrogênio eh utilizado por mulheres trans: 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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this one is a classic
Reply with old nostalgic SpongeBob fanart people used all the time
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i only ever used this when i was 12 so my parents couldn’t see my search history. are there people out there really using it like tor
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With MAGA actually wearing black face as a trend and especially on halloween we should all collectively do this next time there's someone doing that
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Sometimes I think about how, since Susan passed away, there's a new CEO in charge of YouTube, and despite the controversial changes made to the site by him, no one knows his name or face because he's a dude
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hope he dies
NEW: Bodycam footage released showing an Oklahoma teen crying while being arrested for r*ping multiple high schoolers. Jesse Mack Butler so badly assaulted one of the girls that she needed surgery on her neck. According to the girl, Butler repeatedly r*ped and strangled her if
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Inuit button in the shape of a seal. Date: c. 1895–1905 AD. Medium: carved ivory.
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Usando de notícia enviesada é fácil, até a porra do pão que a Erika Hilton compra é com dinheiro público. Ela ganha dinheiro como? No tigrinho? Ora porra.
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RIP Charlie Kirk, I wish you were alive to see your wife move on immediately
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