Mark Ashworth
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Mock hypocrisy. Insult petty tyrants.
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Hahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha Hahahahaha hahahaha the fucking Washington Post.
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@JonnyMicro
@WajahatAli
Waj here, is a journalist, you see. But the kind who personally attacks another journalist for publishing documents and a story he doesn’t like, and wouldn’t publish, because the people incriminated by it play for the same team he does.
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@RepSwalwell
In my whole life I’ve never known a single parent who would let their 4 year old watch a news segment about a goddamn mass murder.
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@stillgray
For years we were told we’re supposed to blame whoever is president.
I didn’t make the rules.
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“There are 40.2 billion guns in America.”
Member of congress.
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@ellegist
Y’all in England eat haggis, jellied eels, and kidneys, and you have baked beans with breakfast.
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@WajahatAli
You can’t stand that he’s publishing documents which blow up your entire worldview - and deeply, profoundly incriminates the team you play for.
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I am now calling for a complete and total shutdown of gender queer theory in medicine until we can figure out what in the goddamn fuck is going on.
It's nearly impossible for gender ideology or queer theory to shock me anymore. But the paper this article is referring to revealed a new depth of derangement I hadn't yet fathomed.
"Moral disgust" doesn't even begin to describe how it makes me feel.
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@tomselliott
@MaraGay
The people she’s snarling at are the ones who’ll pull over and put her spare on if she has a flat.
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@kingnalodarling
Even in junior high, we didn’t know our teachers’ first names. Your mission in a classroom is to teach a curriculum designed for the level of your students, not discuss your personal life or sexuality.
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@FreeBeacon
@oneunderscore__
“It’s not some kind of hypersexual event.”
~ Ben Collins, NBC News ~
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@SamHarrisOrg
Ah…I get it.
Didn’t vote for him but “soul of a nation speech” by a guy who won’t even acknowledge the existence of one of his own grandchildren, blanketed with blood red lights & flanked by soldiers flown-in for the occasion.
Good job, Sam. You keep workshopping this one.
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@jamestalarico
Remember when you spent like a whole week telling everyone to wear masks & then you and all your colleagues crowded onto a bus & an airplane maskless & then you guys infected a bunch of people in Washington with COVID including White House staff & the Speaker’s staff? I member.
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@oliverdarcy
Hi Oliver. Here was your network covering Governor Cuomo when nursing home patients were dropping like flies because of his order.
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@feraljokes
I mean, get the vaccine. I did. But you can find tons of scientific evidence that vaccines cause viruses to mutate using the magic box in your hand. Things in nature wanna survive.
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@yankeegirlnj65
@RNCResearch
It’s possible to read something that isn’t about Donald Trump without going “but Donald Trump.”
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@MelissaRyan
Describing Jim Baker as just “another former Twitter employee” is both remarkable and hilarious.
Anyway, your accusation is absurd and you’re a clown.
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@ErikWemple
We just need some clarification on the rules your newspaper helped make, bro. Can you get back to us on that? Thanks.
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@DamonLinker
Your daughter has a perfect role model in Amy Coney Barrett. Magna and summa cum laude, 1st in her law school class, exec editor of the ND law review, Fed judge by age 45. Working professional with a beautiful family. Brilliant jurist. Extraordinarily nice and decent person.
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@stillgray
Everything’s fine. Congress is behind their border wall and the mayor painted letters on the street.
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@Timcast
Thousand bucks says if China invades Taiwan, Visa and Mastercard ain’t gonna change a goddamn thing.
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@tfcocs
@AOC
I swear, if only people knew that wealth & resources created by Democratic Capitalists, in a Democratic Capitalist economy, & distributed by system called Federalism, they’d be shocked that socialism has never been a “part of this country,” & astonished at this level of stupidity
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@JShahryar
@nytimes
The New York Times did not “bow to pressure” by Trumpers, lol. Name a single person of any stature who called for her ouster.
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@Acosta
Glad you got vaccinated, Jim. Also, why are you wearing a commemorative shirt to yourself?
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@Hegemommy
You’ve detached yourself from your own family members because they might not buy into progressives’ notions of “racial justice?”
I’m disposed to guffaw, except this is the saddest goddamn thing I’ve ever read in my whole life.
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@GeorgeTakei
You’re worth 14 million dollars & I’d love to see you look a working single mom in the face & say this while she struggles to fill her gas tank & buy groceries, esp since we’re sitting on hundreds of millions of barrels of oil & devaluing the currency by printing too much money.
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@pslweb
I mean, what else would a communist dictatorship responsible for a global pandemic that’s killed 6 million people in 200 countries say?
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@libsoftiktok
Hundred bucks says she’s “disabled” and can’t work, will eat herself into myriad health problems if she hasn’t already, leaving productive members of society to pay for her medications and hospital bills, in perpetuity.
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@BillAckman
@SBF
Call me crazy, but I think the Nigerian prince who keeps emailing me is telling the truth.
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@jonathanchait
Given the current transmission rate of vaccinated people, why would anybody who is vaccinated care about the vaccination status of whomever else is in the restaurant?
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@Tom_Winter
@MelissaRusso4NY
Tom, do you think
@NBCNews
will start reporting from the border on a regular basis like Bill Melugin does?
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@JayBilas
Jay: without a shred of evidence, you irresponsibly peddled a false story, and kept it up for days, even after others had reviewed the videotape, conducted interviews, and found nothing.
Why would you do that? Will you retract anything or apologize? And if not, why not?
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Today’s Jenn Rubin: Criticism of Soros is blatant anti-Semitism.
Yesterday’s Jenn Rubin: George Soros is a paid assassin.
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@ObsoleteDogma
People going back to work, businesses reopening, isn’t job creation and no amount of simping for the administration is gonna change that.
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@PrestonMitchum
Can we attribute this person’s jerkiness to something other than the color of his skin? Or nah?
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@rebel19
What if you’re a grown black person & haven’t read Roxane Gay, Kaitlyn Greenidge, Damon Young, Bassey Ikpi, Kiese Laymon, should you not raise children? If instead you’d read, Thomas Sowell, Shelby Steele, Condi Rice, & John McWhorter, should you not be raising black children?
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@CalebJHull
The Majority Leader of United States Senate while 15,000 American citizens are in grave danger trapped behind enemy lines, everybody.
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@CNNOpinion
Paul doesn’t mention nuclear energy nor Europe’s renewed interest in coal-fired power plants.
Weird.
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This person is going to run the “Disinformation Governance Board” for the Department of Homeland Security.
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Let me repeat that. This person is going to be responsible for determining what is, and what is not disinformation for the United States government.
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@thaddeusong92
@prolife_madison
This inflation isn’t transitory (lol) unless you’re referring to the shift to hyperinflation.
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@FreeRosedark
It’s hilarious that you don’t know the genderfluid will be the first to get the wall once us liberty or death ballers go down fighting.
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@TimRunsHisMouth
You can’t get anything without an ID card. You can’t checkout a fucking library book without an ID card.
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@oneunderscore__
Remember when you guys in corporate media targeted the state of Georgia and spread an insanely false narrative that Jim Crow was being reinstated and Major League Baseball cancelled the All-Star game in Atlanta?
I member.
(And that’s just one example.)
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@libsoftiktok
Once again, I don’t understand why this keeps happening in San Francisco. They removed the Christopher Columbus statue and painted yellow letters on the street, so what’s the problem?
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@danielsgoldman
Ukraine is being invaded, and the Russians are attacking the capital right now. Are you high?
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@mny_mrk
@Breaking911
Masking outdoors isn’t science, mister “follow the science.” It’s neurotic kabuki theater and verifiably anti-science. Nobody on this whole goddamn planet has ever contracted COVID outside.
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@MattWalshBlog
Nothing is sacred anymore, not even the pure innocence of very young children.
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@SamHarrisOrg
Sam, I am begging you to be honest and admit that all lies from anyone on the team you play for, are okay.
Thanks.
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@libsoftiktok
Once again, and I can’t say it enough, we didn’t know our teachers’ first names until we got the yearbook.
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