Marie lastnamé
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listening to fix you by coldplay as I minimize my bigfoot evidence powerpoint to help report breaking news (somber).
Los Angeles
Joined August 2010
Kaleb’s Los Angeles memorial will be held this Thursday afternoon. If you cared about him and would like to send flowers or well wishes, DM me for delivery instructions etc
my husband @kalebhorton hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died
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kaleb had to disable siri because she couldn't tell the difference between his voice and norm's audiobook. unrelated to this piece it's just time you all knew
I wrote an appreciation of the great Norm Macdonald, who left us way too soon.
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I wrote a remembrance of my dear friend Kaleb, looking at his life through some of his favorite artists. So here's a little on the band X, Harry Dean Stanton, and John Prine
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we were separated for a year and in the process of divorcing. before that, we were married for seven years, which is how I know he would have wanted me to post that. I loved and love him; I know many of you do too. nothing else to say now
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my husband @kalebhorton hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died
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i really hate the illiteracy discourse, but if the New Yorker is letting this through edits, we're well and truly fucked
Adam Friedland is not a late-night host, and he’s certainly not the left’s Joe Rogan. But could his YouTube talk show, “The Adam Friedland Show,” be the future of the form?
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Last time I was at LAX they played a pretaped audio message in the terminal that started “this is Mayor Karen Bass” and multiple people booed
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Joseph Smith did not write a whole new book and get married 49 times so you could call it MASS
imagine you show up for Christmas Sunday mass and see Mr Brightside in the choir
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lego hamlet act I scene 1
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when I first saw this at my gate at lax i had to put my head on my knees as if preparing for a water landing
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muttering “what on oyth” and laughing to myself in empty passageways during my 5am connection at Boston-Logan
Me: So this is called a “meme” and it says “NATO gf Warsaw Pact bf” JFK: What on oyth
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why does hair always look Like This right before a long-anticipated and (I thought) much-needed cut
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the first female president of the USA will be a smoking hot republican MILF who will make thatcher look like Santa Claus. I don’t make the rules
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when did you realise you may be watching the greatest show of all time?
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You can check out the John Hinckley Community website any time! Go to
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sooo funny that if stuff gets crazy this week the person in charge is Joe Biden
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I know it hurt at first but do you think it was overall relaxing for Han Solo in the carbonite
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