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@jamesonhaslam

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your favorite pro’s favorite pro 👷🏼 i went to @stanford then worked @google @morganstanley @baincapital and now I build decks (real ones)

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Joined March 2010
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jameson (big deck energy)
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guys I figured it out
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learn a trade
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Alexander Augustine
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Blue collar is worse than all of them. I have never talked to a tradesman and had a good experience. They pick up the phone pissed off, act like a they don't know what you want them to do even though their entire job is doing fucking surveys or whatever. Genuinely as if i am an
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@snackswelll Agree Nukes my gut every time tho once made me cry on the toilet wish I was joking
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50 year mortgage needs a 50 year deck, I don’t make the rules
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I met this guy on the street once
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Sammy Levitt
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I don’t typically share much about my TikTok/Instagram existence here, but these numbers are stunning enough to share. I posted my annual “2025 Season Comes to An End” video just 4 days ago. The stats… 🔸TikTok: 90 million views 🔸IG: 13 million views
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so far the best chicken sandwich I’ve personally experienced is Pretty Bird in SLC I am open to new and better experiences and welcome your collective guidance
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Jordy asking the hard questions
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iron dome but it’s my backyard jacuzzi
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Todd Saunders
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There’s a YC company building these mini drones to kill mosquitoes. It sounds ridiculous… until you remember: - Ring started as “a doorbell with a camera” - Roomba started as “a vacuum robot” - Whoop is a bracelet that tells you when to sleep - Peloton is a bike with an
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Sundays are for Facebook marketplace adventures
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Greg Kamstra
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Huge day for the nominative determinism celebrators on here. Insanely high hit rate, and it strikes once again
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So blesssed to make this client’s dream come true with the deck of their dreams made possible through our 50 year financing program 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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hire a photographer go into debt if you have to
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we did it Joe!
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we made it through
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pray for us
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pray for us
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Raiza Martin
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My husband and I have a deal that whenever we fight or disagree about something, the first one who notices it’s getting heated needs to speak up and say “hey just a reminder that we’re best friends” and for the last ten years this has worked remarkably well. It really snaps us
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send this to your parents
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me when the client calls “I need a big deck”
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you wanna come over and watch Epicurious videos?
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He deleted that coke post Feels like you have to move out of SF now, right? Mountain View is waiting 🫶🏻
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i have been terribly disappointed with ground beef which I am sure is a skill issue - if y’all have any tips or recipes for me I’d be much obliged
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sally, titan of industry
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