Went to the Apple Store in Boston. Woman next to me was getting help setting up her new devices. She says to the employee “My son could have done this for me - he went to M.I.T. But nooooooo he wants to do stand-up comedy.”.

So yeah. I caught a foul ball at Wrigley! Granted it was during practice but that still counts right?

Omg I see myself! That’s so surreal.

RT @jon_greenberg: .@WatchMarquee shows that they’re filming a “Reacher” scene in the stands today.

Had the strangest thing happen. Someone hacked into my @kroger account and tried to use my saved payment methods. So if you have a Kroger or @MarianosMarket account change your password!! They were dumb enough to put their name and address in there too.

Hello!!.* I have 2 tickets to the sold out Chicago TJ and Dave show at Improv Olympic 7 PM on Feb. 5th. If you’re interested DM me.

Am I the only person who has their parents’ full name in their phone as their contact vs. “Mom” and “Dad”?.

Making homemade rolls, a lemon meringue pie, and a time consuming @epicurious turkey - was maybe going too far. But I have a spreadsheet so it should all work out. I mean, as long as the @Lions win then everything will be ok.

I watch @WGNMorningNews - @LarryPotash saying “Paul will you boom me in the crotch?” is gonna be my favorite quote.

RT @JBPritzker:

If you know you know!!! So excited for getting this: @LastWeekTonight

You’d think watching cartoons is a dream come true but man - it’s a LOT!! 42 episodes. But I take judging seriously and watching them all .and reading the script that accompanies them. Did you know there’s a Monsters Inc, Jurassic Park and Gremlins cartoon show?.

Excited to Judge some of the entrants for the Children programming Emmy’s in the Writing category. Gotta watch lots of cartoons!.

If you’re thinking about buying a full EV vehicle new or used and you live in Illinois — wait until January because they’re bringing back the $4000 EV rebate. And that’s on top of any other tax incentives. It’s literally a check from the state of Illinois for $4000.

Best. Lawn signs ever. #ferndale #MichiganForKamala

Just had a random surfer-looking white dude at the gas station tell me he’s voting for Trump because “Well at least he’s got J.D. Vance.” I had to hold in my laugher.

So excited for one of my coworkers who’s attending the DNC tonight. So exciting!.

Woo! Yes we have been quietly filming this in Chicago. I’m so grateful and so glad to be a part of this magical show: .

On our drive back from vaca I check my “cat cam” to check on the cats - but instead see 2 guys with gloves on in our house. Terrifying!! Turned out to be some Alarm co used our address by accident for a medical emergency and it was the Fire Dept entering.

Got married today. My brother got a one day designation. He started our ceremony doing an impression of the priest from “Princess Bride” - and he even did the voice too!.

Most Massachusetts thing ever: For our backyard wedding I’m getting my bridal bouquet from @MarketBasket.