Ted Bird
@manofbird
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Podcaster with the Pantelis Comedy Network. Cataract surgery survivor. (arr/matey)
Montreal
Joined January 2010
Booked for open mic this Tuesday at the @comedynest. Will be testing out some new jokes on Nazis in denim and my transition to pirate (pronouns in bio).
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RT @terrytedpodcast: One month out from next season’s September 3rd premiere, a reminder that even if you don’t think we’re the cat’s ass,….
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Son pantalon est en feu. 👖 🔥.
This video is a great representation of the MSM and government over the past decade. Lie. Lie. Lie. We need to protect you from disinformation.
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Big Chuck at the helm, powered by twin 350hp Mercury outboards. There were no survivors. Big thanks to David Garfinkle for the invite and a great afternoon on the water with good people.
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“No Jews” decree from Montreal gay pride organizers in support of people who would throw them off rooftops if given the opportunity. Peak useful idiocy.
As Fierté Montréal begins, organizers say Jewish LGBTQ+ group excluded from parade
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Every time I think we’re finally emerging from the stupidest of times, somebody turns back the clock - in this case the @agotoronto.
This abomination unveiled today in front of the Art Gallery of Ontario. Canada is a tragic country with no understanding of beauty. We produce ugly things and put them in town squares. Progressives destroy. We took down Sir John A. Macdonald to put up this.
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RT @EYakoby: Starmer, Carney, and Macron are on his side. I'm on her side. It's that simple.
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RT @TristinHopper: Probably the most morally bankrupt thing I've ever seen a prime minister do. Extending sovereignty to the worst people i….
nationalpost.com
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Spotted in the wild, as @Bob_Janke likes to say: Plymouth Barracuda, mid-1960s model I would guess. Didn’t get a chance to hear the exhaust note, unfortunately. ☹️
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RT @terrytedpodcast: What we did on our summer vacation, Part 3. We’ve never been known for our polish, but apparently that’s part of our c….
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The once-august @nytimes, reduced to a reluctant apology after being busted for peddling pro-Hamas propaganda. Believe mainstream media at your peril.
We have appended an Editors' Note to a story about Mohammed Zakaria al-Mutawaq, a child in Gaza who was diagnosed with severe malnutrition. After publication, The Times learned that he also had pre-existing health problems. Read more below.
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RT @TheBabylonBee: American Eagle Apologizes, Replaces Sydney Sweeney With Fat Transgender Double-Amputee Of Color .
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The usual suspects say this commercial is a Nazi dog whistle for white supremacists, but I would respectfully counter that blue jeans, a Mustang and a hot blonde with blue eyes and big tits is about as American as it gets.
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RT @TerryDiMonte: Summer greetings from @terrytedpodcast & @manofbird We're back with a new season Sept 3rd Meantime, a reminder of an epis….
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100% attendance that day, I’ll bet.
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