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why is this meme from 2 years ago coming true
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the year is 2045. Alexa overhears you make a problematic joke and immediately alerts the US Army. They make a vlog raiding your home and no scope sniping you in close quarters. It goes viral and a portion of the adsense revenue is donated to your families gofundme
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ignoring new music to play ginseng strip 2002 off youtube for the 72,000th time
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Apple announces new software suite for office work at WWDC23
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made a virtual reality game where you pet a dog. thats it thats the whole game
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I don't think we're ready for the amount of havoc these are about to wreak on the lower east side
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when you retire after a long career to focus on improving yourself and finding happiness
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her: come over
me: no
her: no ones home ;)
me: You have distracted from my creative process
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Did You Know? Lana Del Rey’s breakout hit “Video Games” was about watching her boyfriend play Word of Warcraft. That boyfriend was Vitalik Buterin, who went on to create the second largest decentralized blockchain after his warlock was abruptly weakened by the games developers
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i don’t care how much a sandwich costs as long as the employees call me “bro”, “chief” or ideally “boss”
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ok hear me out, it’s a club right, but there’s a suspended, soundproof, transparent acrylic box above the dance floor where you can just chill and have the club observe your fit
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Never in my entire life have I felt the fear, tension, and anxiety I feel living in NYC right now. The city is like a ticking time bomb. Like everytime I step outside my apartment something bad could happen. It's scary to be here.
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found the receipts from that time I ordered an $82 smoothie
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I got myself 3D scanned so I could kill myself in virtual reality
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does anyone collect statements made by brands when they apologize for controversy? i would seriously visit the museum of damage control
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twitter broke my brain this the only thing i find funny anymore
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waiter: split it evenly?
me: please split it proportionally based on the latest consensus of the gender pay gap in the US
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oh your app doesn’t have an api or scrapable website? Do you know who the fuck I am I will spin up a virtual machine that launches your app takes screenshots and extracts the data with open vision do not fucking play with me you little bitch
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Day 2 of quitting JUUL:
working on a game where you play as me avoiding increasingly dangerous flying juul batteries & pods
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PROGRAMMATIC VINE THREAD BASED ON VINES POSTED IN A SLACK CHANNEL, 244 TOTAL VINES, UPDATED EVERY HOUR
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god damn it i just tripped over the BEDFRAME that holds my CASPER MATTRESS and knocked my AIRPODS over behind the NINTENDO SWITCH ugh my hands are dirty now better use my AESOP HAND SOAP so i don’t grubby the glass screen of my IPHONE XS MAX GOLD 512GB while I tweet to my thousan
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pull up
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I found a public database in Cartier's source code so I downloaded $800,000 worth of watch models
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making a mumble rap webpack plugin that adds a random ad-lib to the end of every line of code
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when I die I want my skull sold on eBay as 𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔥 home decor
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Jenny Holzer:
- got mad clout from tweeting before twitter existed
- worked in traditional and headass mediums
- never cancelled despite being a white woman
- lives on a farm in literally whoosick, new york (pop <7000) where she remains unbothered and corona free
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when someone in real life asks me if i’m on twitter dot com
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I wasn't laid off, but im leaving BuzzFeed anyway, taking this as an opportunity to go 100% into this 3D stuff. im hype and can't wait to share more soon!
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fashion. for the love of god fashion.
What's a non-coding discipline or skill that programmers could benefit from learning?
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i only live in NYC because i like to try on the clothes in person
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MMMMM ice cream so good! thank you lopez...slayyyy ~ahahahahaha~ slrpp slrpp slrp mmmm ice cream so good... slrpp slrpp yes yes yes yes yes yes OOOO yes yes yes yes thank you blade thank you jace gangGANG... rrrrRrrrRrrrraHHH thank you george thank you idontknow yes yes yes than
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hi yes can I get a matcha latte in a saged succulent pot add crushed rose quartz crystals & cbd
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i only want children so I can make them listen to Yung Lean as our self driving tesla drops them off at the Codecademy for gifted children
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ever since I became happy I haven’t thought of any good tweets
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to all the kids who think you need to be in NYC or LA to be poppin you're absolutely right stop shit posting and do something with your life
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making a virtual reality experience where you get a text from your crush
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Maxamillion Pegasus still the baddest mf and no one can tell me otherwise
- created billion dollar franchise before kylie jenner
- literally awakened third eye before twitter
- fluid dressing before harry styles
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no one:
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me: what if OFF WHITE made a Beyblade
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driving a car is like holding a loaded gun that can also play the boys are back in town
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i love supreme its like the white male conceptual art of the fashion world
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i only measure worth in units of rick owens jackets
a cup of coffee is .0015 ROJ
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8 years ago I moved to NYC as a broke college drop out and survived by selling silkscreen prints on the streets of SoHo
now im on billboards in Times Square & Link booths through out the city. I dont expect anyone to voluntarily go to times square but ill be there tomorrow night
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I've done did a lot of shit just to live this here lifestyle
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I made 8 artists about $33,000 each this weekend but yeah web3 is bullshit
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how i sleep after a day of divulging all my personal information on twitter instead of facebook
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