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journo (TV, arts) virgo. comedy writer. runner, cyclist, lil' yogi. great gowns, beautiful gowns.

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@malcolmvenable
mrmalcolmvee
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as a kid in a suburban Christian town in VA, I met a woman who's what we now call trans. she was exotic to me, but I noticed how adults treated her w/ respect. recently, memories of her came flashing back and I wondered: Whatever happened to her? https://t.co/zW3fdQyBhQ
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mrmalcolmvee
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There's a man in my gym I've seen for 8+ yrs who's 350 lbs easy and doesn't seem to have lost 1 pound. I always smile and say Hi cause just showing up (in LA no less) is a feat, and I hope he feels seen and supported and not invisible. You never know what people are dealing with!
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Freyy
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there's a woman at this gym who's been doing the exact same workout for the past 3 months. same machines, same order, same time. someone new tried to give her advice. she smiled and said, "I'm not trying to improve. i'm trying to maintain. this body carried me through divorce
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@LowkeyEnergy_ WHY ARE YALL TRUSTING A.I AND COMPUTERS SO MUCH!? LETTING THEM DRIVE YU AROUND, AND ACCESS EVERY DIGITAL LINK TO YO MONEY AS POSSIBLE! YALL NIGGAS AINT SEEN I-ROBOT!?
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mrmalcolmvee
9 days
So often I think about being in smoky dorm rooms in the 90s...vibing w artists, militants, hippies, and dreads who said a new world order was coming: militarized streets, viruses, corporations ruling earth.. it seemed so far-fetched, hard to believe it could actually happen. Tuh!
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mrmalcolmvee
9 days
Honestly I've lost count 🙊
@theashleyray
ashley ray
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always great to start a tv show and you see an actor you have an insane sex story with, i love LA
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@chesportsguy
Rambo 🏹
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me during the bad bunny halftime show
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@levillaneve
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@Variety The fact that the official account of the white house writes like an offended 12-year-old is alarming
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@pagan_hoetry
Agita Christie
23 days
Every day on this website people say they are 23 or 29 or 31 or 26 and is their life over are they going to die alone are they cooked etc etc. My grandparents met and had my mom in their 40s. People reinvent their entire lives every day. Do whatever you want whenever you want
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mrmalcolmvee
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Texting your type A friend to let them know you're on the way/see you soon a whole hour and change before the agreed-upon arrival time is the highest form of love
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mrmalcolmvee
1 month
Yup. And one who understands that a disagreement, even on strongly held opinions, doesn't have to be a fight
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DATING SOMEBODY WHO CAN STAY KIND EVEN DURING FIGHTS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.
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mrmalcolmvee
2 months
At some predictable gay bar in weho (for a bday; i would usually never) and this queen was like, 'Don't you agree? We don't like lesbians.' I said No baby, I don't do that. Lesbians took care of us during the crisis. And that disdain is rooted in misogyny. Not here girl. No.
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mrmalcolmvee
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I don't mind vegans per se but sometimes they just be taking it so far for no reason like Try this vegan sea bass, it's made from pineapple husks! Girl if you don't knock it off I will fight you
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Dr. Allison Wiltz
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Only Black people are expected to forget their history. All others are encouraged to preserve it.
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@ppyowna
3 months
no one talks about the personality shift as you get older. where you no longer want to be impressive, you want to be rested. you want to be regulated and completely unavailable to anything that drains you
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@lannnary
lnrry
3 months
we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours
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@KevCoke6
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We’re about to see one of the largest white collar recessions ever. Thousands of intelligent/highly skilled workers are or will be on the hunt for jobs. Many of which aren’t even hiring at the moment. Again, don’t ever say that elections don’t have consequences.
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philip lewis
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court clears the way for Trump's plans to downsize the federal workforce.
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mrmalcolmvee
3 months
Having an in-joke y'all keep referencing for YEARS gotta be one of the top 5 benefits of having longtime friends. Just roasting a bitch over something from 12 years ago with one word: "mmm hmm, ok spaghetti" and y'all on the floor howling
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mrmalcolmvee
3 months
There's a very noticeable decrease in traffic and dare I say vibrancy to LA city streets since this started and its just so so sad
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@Iamivy05
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4 months
this generation doesn’t know how to build healthy relationships.. we end up saying stuff like “i don’t owe anyone anything.” you do owe people something. you owe those you offended an apology. you owe those who gave you support, gratitude (1/2)
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@covie_93
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Guys, it's just been 6 months. SIX MONTHS!
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@notcapnamerica
chris evans
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Just a reminder that Black people voted against this.
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