M
@mahfxz_
Followers
3K
Following
50K
Media
4K
Statuses
31K
5 days ago I see him with Peter Griffin, 3 days ago he’s stopping his girl getting robbed, 2 days ago he’s at the fa cup final and today he’s rolling down a hill for cheese. This guys life is so nuts man 😭😭.
IShowSpeed placed 4th in the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2024 competition.
81
8K
141K
This is genuinely what Osama bin laden saw at 4am in the morning when seal team 6 burst into his gaff 😭😭.
212
7K
102K
I feel like his chest should’ve been censored.
136
2K
55K
To this day, wtf were they thinking to let this happen?.
Who remembers when he performed this song on the 2018 FIFA The Best Award 🤣🤣🤣?
86
2K
51K
Their yearly preseason sacrifice has happened, don’t bother in the champions league man it’s done.
🚨 JUST IN: Camavinga has screamed on the ground after a challenge. Modrić had his hand on his head. @Rodra10_97
280
5K
48K
Saliba I dare you to have a stinker ever again.
46
2K
44K
“If the city needs me, I’m there”
Klopp: "I don't imagine the club will need me in the future but if the city needs me, I'm there.".
42
3K
42K
😭😭😭😭😭
I just remembered Arsenal’s players celebrating Raya catching the ball like they won the league😭😭😭😭.
102
4K
40K
“This post has been deleted” makes shit 10x funnier😭😭.
60
772
37K
Proper Philippe Mexes shirt.
125 years of AC Milan, and a Puma masterclass for their 24/25 kit. Clean lines and a beautiful ringer collar. Che bello, Milanismo.
84
2K
35K
No wonder EA Sports can get away with whatever they want when their rivals produce this garbage in 2024.
123
2K
31K
“The big brother we all look up to” his head is steaming brav 😭😭😭
28
2K
30K
Lord knows how these two even understand each other.
42
695
28K
There’s only one comp you need of bolasie
Still haven’t seen a #Barclaysman comp of Bolasie.
76
2K
27K
You could watch this game live everywhere else in the world live except the UK. Tell me how we’d be entertained?.
55
2K
26K
“Ain’t gon”
They celebrate our losses like we ain’t gon win again. We will be back🤝🏾
72
2K
26K
He’s probably had this moment planned in his head for nearly 20 years and it got chalked off 😭😭😭.
22
589
23K
He didn’t qualify for champs 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
Diogo Jota is expected to train tomorrow and should be available to face Bologna.
13
513
23K
Brav if you use a gap year to do nothing but sit home it’s obviously gonna ruin you.
Gap year ruins you ( mentally).
33
866
22K
Saliba stick drift is killing me why tf did he run away 🤣.
Thomas Partey giving up on his run tracking Pedro here is not great. Gabriel might need to do more too.
186
829
21K
Good to see pep out with the Indian kids, black kids and the normal kids.
51
797
20K
Arsenal Liverpool today and he goes to United games instead he has no ratings for that club at all 😭.
Robin van Persie makes a special appearance at Old Trafford 👋
59
1K
16K
His backroom staff consists of tego, specs and poet 😭😭😭.
54
779
15K
Crying this was just so he could charge more for when he lists it on airbnb.
Trent Alexander-Arnold has won his legal battle to keep a £50,000 padel court at his home in Merseyside. [@DailyMailUK]
9
438
15K
He got groomed by someone 5 years younger than him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
12
487
15K
“Former Liverpool manager”
🏟️| Former Liverpool manager Jürgen Klopp is set to attend The Eras Tour in Anfield next month!. (Via @nytimes)
19
1K
15K
@m_tactician An English manager has never won a prem how they gonna do it on the world stage.
22
114
14K
They act like the other guy don’t exist anymore haha.
Mohamed Salah on his new contract: . "I am glad we managed to do it early. Hopefully Virgil will be next, I said hopefully! 😂”.
13
460
14K
This is the champions league final for the unemployed.
9
466
13K
Crying they don’t even know what they’ve signed 🤣.
Trent Alexander Arnold & Arda Güler on corner duty next season. 😮💨
33
337
14K
“Great age”
Contract’s up soon, great age, has comfortably been one of the best if not best left back in the league for multiple years now, can play off both feet, elite in the build up, attacking output has exploded, decent channel and 1v1 defender.
30
203
12K
From now on, if the academy graduate don’t have a trim like this don’t let him near the first team
25
90
12K
This is the gayest tweet I’ve seen in my life.
🚨 WOW! What a tackle by Lord Pannick! The PL lawyer is down and needs treatment after presenting a fake document.
3
141
11K
They’ve found their pogba.
🚨 | NEW: Rishi Sunak's chief of staff wants to unlock "the real Sunak" . [@ITVNews].
24
865
10K
Tells you about the stage of officiating in the prem, I can assure you he’s committed more than 5 fouls they just don’t seem to whistle for him and gabriel.
In 15 Premier League appearances at the Emirates this season, William Saliba has only committed five fouls. He committed four and gave away a penalty in the first half vs. Bayern. 👀. #ARSBAY | #UCL
77
796
10K
Diaz vs Trent next season’s Classico. Stoppable force vs movable object 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
26
507
10K
19 years old getting an all timer’s respect how you lot talk on him is disgraceful 🤣🤣.
8
633
10K
Predators and a racist buzzcut, this is the Gerrard replacement.
22
263
9K
Deadarse think arteta is gonna skip it.
Enzo Maresca says Chelsea plan to give Liverpool a guard of honour when the champions visit Stamford Bridge on Sunday 💬. "They won the league so they deserve that, and hopefully we can be there very soon".
62
117
9K
He unlocked “you think you can graduate from this school, without kissing my cawk?” pose.
55
289
8K
“You enjoying this flavour? Do you need your coals to be changed?”.
32
679
8K
New era loading son vs Can’t wait to make more memories daughter?.
11
473
7K
No skin fade, no lines in his head, no texture bullshit. Short back and sides and a gum shield is all he needs to thrive in this dunya
this might be the funniest thing ive ever seen 😭 half of them being all serious and conor and harv trying not to laugh im in tears
13
359
7K
And he’s just kidnapped a baby, nasty piece of work don’t know how people can stand him.
7
168
7K
When he retires he better have an icon card not some bullshit hero one 23 seasons of prem football won’t ever happen again.
11
195
6K
What's the worst tweet you've ever seen?.
19
180
6K
Alexis Mac Allister is a 2x Copa America winner, World Cup winner and now a prem winner at 26. We need to get him that ucl man.
6
298
6K
We had the Thiago Turn for 4 years and now we’re blessed with the Ryan Revolving Door.
13
304
6K
I’ve clocked it, him and klopp are like batman and the joker. They need each other to keep going and fulfil themselves.
Pep Guardiola on Jürgen Klopp leaving Liverpool: . 'I will miss him. without him I will sleep a little bit better the nights before we play Liverpool' 🤝. (via @EmiratesFACup) .
15
237
6K
Transplant changed his life, imagine what it’s gonna do to Salah
We can’t get rid of Salah after this hair transplant. The adrenaline boost of playing without worrying about the cameras catching his corners will de-age him by 2 years.
6
180
6K
Ya Allah let Barcelona win every single trophy in Spain as long as that rat is there in Madrid
30
503
6K
Arsenal being stripped of their prem winners medals that they got against Luton
24
452
6K
Wish they pressed him like this after he failed to track runners over and over 😂😂😂😂
128
447
6K
Sell it and fund Isak if you love Liverpool like you say you do.
7
129
6K
