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I own a small and cancerous Youtube channel. I'm just using this to make stupid jokes, no hard feelings if you don't find my jokes funny Israel sucks 摆烂模式 Age24
Joined February 2020
@vanillaopinions I mean, confederate flags have some functionality. I see them being used in nascar races to signal that only one lap remains.
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The custode drama really shows who is new to the wh40k hobby. I remember when it was pretty common for GW to drop a new kit, go "they where always here," and then go on with their day. Weird that chuds are acting like it's their first time seeing this, like they joined after 8th.
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I don't get the people freaking out over this, like what part do you disagree with?. That you shouldn't approve of conquest and genocide?.That you should treat people with kindness?. #Helldivers.
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@RinRinYikes Y'all do subscription services? I pay for literally nothing on that image. lmao.
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This is fine. It's not like enslavers basically ended the War in Heaven by tentacled diddling the entire galaxy and wiping out almost every species. It's not like them having models implies containment in the Jericho Reach failed. This is fine. This is fine. This is fine. This i-
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@yourwifeleftyo @CerberusXt Lmao.You can tell somebody is really dedicated and passionate about a hobby when they. Abandon it at the drop of a pin because somebody made a t-shirt.
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@DeltyThe73rd I just draw the background once and recycle it over and over >.>.I legit have a mega folder of background and I try to average one new background per comic lol
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Sorry for any typos.I'll be logging off again after I post this thread
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@ask_aubry Yeah, starting a competition between yourself and a childhood pet is the quickest way to lose, hands down.
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#WWIII .#RussiaUkraineConflict . Russia: "It's cool, we are just here for a peacekeeping operation and to help out!".The entire international community:
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You have Klan buddies?
Oh sweet, I'll bring my Klan buddies over to play a few rounds then. I mean, you did insist Warhamemr is for EVERYONE.
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I'ma just say it, something being satire doesn't make it any less good. You can still have depth, interesting stories, and relatable characters in a setting that is mocking alt right nutterbutters.
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I can't do this anymore. my notifications and dms are just rape threats and I keep getting creepy calls of just breathing from unknown numbers on my private cell. I'm out for the foreseeable future, maybe I'll come back after the holiday.
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Apparently today is #TransDayOfVisibility . Remember that you're loved. You're important, valid, and I care about you!.💙🩷🤍🩷💙. You belong in #Warhammer and don't let hateful people push you out of the hobby or community. Love overcomes hate.
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I can't tell if Grimm is dyslexic, on drugs, or just making guff up to pick fights. The hashtag clearly says Wordbearers and it says Lorgar, not Angron. This actually hurts my head.
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I do not like Ethan Klein, but he did actually clearly mark that it was a parody account both in his banner and in the reply to every single tweet, showing that Musky was full of it when he said clearly marked parody is allowed. H3H3 lived a villain and died the hero.#FreeSpeech
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@JackyHolyoake @openfbtd Wow, that is truly shocking. I am glad we have people like you to do genital inspections on minors. weirdo.
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Screw Nazis. Let's get silly. I've seen a lot of people posting this meme which brings a real "Visibility limited: this tweet may violate Twitter’s rules against Hateful Conduct" energy to the replies.
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I can not take Azrael seriously XD. Some trans minor, not even talking about warhammer, posts a comic about some bigot harassing trans minors. The post is set so only followers can reply, so Azrael straight up makes a QRT to harass them. The dense MF became the meme
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@shoe0nhead I don't remember, let's just say she shot Harambe or something. That sounds close enough.
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Dude's made not one, but two posts joking about raping people in the last 24 hours. These guys are actually vile and I encourage everybody to report them. Rape jokes should not be tolerated in civilized communities.
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Maybe don't be a ghoul?. She was talking about real people watching their friends die in a war and you chose to start sh*t in the replies. This ain't the win you think it is, you got blocked for your horrendous behavior.
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"Tourists" can't change the hobby, only GW can change it. When you attack somebody for trying to "change the hobby" you are actually attacking them for expressing their interest in a concept they want to see. Nobody is trying to or capable of destroying or taking away your hobby.
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Jesus christ, I literally stopped talking a hour ago to play Vampire Survivors and chill with my GF and Azzie is still calling me a pedo. Go. Go see your neglected wife, it's the sodding holidays, you creepy gremlin.
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ROUH CHIT KRIT HRU.[human screaming].CHIT CHIT SCRI.CHIT ROOUGH CH.[churning biomass].CHITI KI KHIKHI HSS KRI.SCRIT.SCRIT.SCRIT .[Sounds of flesh being devoured].HSSS KHI CHI HSSSSS HRUU' HRR SCRICHI.[Radioactive by Imagine Dragons]
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I see that #ExposeChristianSchools is trending so I'ma drop some actual textbook excerpts here. Also, it's interesting how there is separation of church and state for non Christians but Christian schools get so many state and federal privileges and assistance.
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@CerberusXt I actually had a whole discussion with somebody who dislikes the company, their argument pretty much boiled down to "they are adding africans to my games" and "I don't want them removing racist stereotypes".
Could somebody please tell me what sweet baby inc is and why everybody bent out of shape over it being in games?. Is it some sort of anti cheat? lol.
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Astartes use to be so much brighter and colourful in older 40k, most paint schemes I see at cons are just muted colours these days. What I am saying is we need more gay space marines lmao.
Picture of my #LGBT themed Space Marines squad, the "Gate Crushers" ! . As you can see, I'm a miniature painter, not a wall painter. #Warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity #paintingminis #paintingminiatures #w40k #LGBTQIA #spacemarines #PaintingWarhammer #warhammerisforeveryone
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@ShynderBlueMage @HelldiversAlert I can't possibly imagine why you are upset with the message "fascism bad". Maybe if you had a human draw your swastikas, they wouldn't suck so bad.
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I can't think of a good quip. I'm just glad I finally got this guy gone. Dude pedojacketed me eight months straight and doxed people.
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Call log:.Seems to be something like a spoofed number or something as the area codes are local and calling back leads to a dead number
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How are we at the point where it is acceptable in a hobby about plastic toys to dox people?.We literally have chuds celebrating putting people's safety in danger over toys. Y'all ought to give shae some support, she is a good friend and doesn't deserve this during the Holidays.
Well since everyone and their fucking brother seems to have heard of this by now, apparently I've been doxxed. I've taken precautions to protect myself from abuse of information that was not my intention to be public. Not that it matters. We'll see what the parties who know do.
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@LostLoreScholar "Wheelchairs make no sense in medieval fantasy.". You can not afford a sufficiently powerful healer. You are of a culture that distrusts magic.You have a genetic condition. (not a injury).You have a curse that enfeebles your legs.etc. etc. Plenty of reasons you can have a chair.
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@maiamindel The new islamic state logo looks like it should be a megacorp that murders me by turning off my cybernetics if I don't pay my bills.
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I play Imperium and roleplay Krieg on another site and yet 90% of my problems come from other Imperial players. Actually insufferable.
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@CatacAlix GW definitely had a lot of in lore hype for squats and primaris, but yeah, before that new units generally would get nothing or a lore excerpt, which the female custode got.
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Wow, it is crazy how chuds are turning on each other and tearing themselves apart. It's almost like they built their entire group identity on attacking people and then ran out of victims.
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We are now at the point in the culture war where people who want female space marines are working with foreign powers to undermine and deceive us. Okay buddy.
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I like how me having fun with my friends tossing around hypotheticals is somehow activism and destroying the setting.And also "the quiet part out loud," dude is absolutely paranoid about conspiracies. Also also, light mode is better.
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Warhammer chuds: "You all can't handle people who disagree with you and you call them nazis. Not everybody you dislike is a nazi and that kind of accusation really hurts, you know!". The exact same warhammer chuds:
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ATTENTION H*LLDIVERS:. A SUPER CITIZEN does not shame brave new recruits for not knowing the enemies of SUPER EARTH. Instead they ask, "would you like to know more?" and tell them of the:.BUG.CYBORG.and.ILLUMINATE. Be a SUPER CITIZEN and treat new recruits with respect.
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Change vs stagnation. Yo, are we the chaos gods?.That would make chudhammer Nurgle, yeah?.
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How come every time a new anti-wokehammer fellow comes on to the stage it's always:. "I'm reasonable, rational, and don't want drama. I don't hate anybody and want constructive conversations. Anyways, here's a list of scumbags I hate who want to destroy everything you love"
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@AmericaExpanded @Noise_Minis What far left extremist ideas is cerb bringing in?. That the LGBTQ exist and their flags make based colour schemes?. Also, please do tell me how woke hobbyists will destroy Warhammer lmao.
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You know Chudhammer is falling apart when they can not even condemn racial discrimination that happened a century ago 💀💀💀. Dude is dodging the question like Neo dodges bullets .(picture he used also posted for context)
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Given the recent rise of Nazi and confederate related warhammer models, I just want to remind y'all that people who are Nazis or part of other hate groups are not welcome in the hobby. Games Workshop made it very clear they don't want you and the Third Reich is cringe. Get bent.
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@LemonHopium2312 @WayneGb88 Yup, the meme was mocking OP though. But I bet OP doesn't know that either.
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Disgusting to see that absolutely nothing has changed in the two months I've been off recovering. I ain't a fan of gatekeeping nonsense, but this is literally criminal and it ain't just one or two bad apples, it's systemic with incels.
Hannah from the custodes reddit quit modding due to constant rape threats amongst other things . The irony of the harrassers behavior is they're all but guaranteeing GW will continue to push what they don't like to stay away from these people
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@BitsHammer Looking at that thread was a mistake, straight up immediately was flooded with birther arguments. Didn't even cherry pick, just clicked on the first reply from a account I recognized 💀💀💀
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@DevilzNeverCry Slop like "mixed race families?". Check what you are promoting before you endorse racist nonsense.
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@YTGamersonGames Personally I don't mind coded racism in fantasy. It feels right as humans in real life have historically been pretty awful, so why should humans with magic not be awful?.Plus it allows more interactions to allow different players to shine or creates more conflict.
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@ShitpostGate Real Stellaris players know the game is actually just madlibs with a economy mechanic.
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@CurseSpecter Honestly, a 50k game that's xeno versus xeno in a post imperium galaxy would go hard.
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@BitsHammer Where is the joke?.That's literally just real life racism. Like, call them 'knife ears' and 'space twinks,' at least that's actually funny.
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@Applecookedgod I'll just slap the 'genuine belief' part of the psa at em. Or a pic of the second best necron telling his vargar to go for the balls.
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Anybody else get harassed by the trans s**c*de victim parody account after criticizing Wokehammer L's? Can't really post the other stuff I got because it's just more gore, like their pinned. Just kinda sus that the account jumps in to minor disputes to defend him.
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@EuphoriTori Feminist: "I want the same pay as my male co-workers and I want to break the glass ceiling.". Th obvious outcome:
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@operagxofficial @ShitpostGate Meanwhile college students using wikipedia citations to farm sources.
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They don't even play warhammer. I'm pretty sure the idiot is just searching out trans content to trigger himself : /
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@HistoryInPics @elonmusk The odds are always in your favour when your family owns a emerald mine from apartheid.
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@emerald_midgear They paint every faction. Weird af framing, as if starting drama over nothing for clout.
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@wowdudehahahaha @VaushV I'd expect it to be a comedy. Excerpt from the wiki to prove my point:."Lee accepted tennis star Borotra's offer to vault the castle wall and run the gauntlet of SS strongpoints and ambushes to deliver it.".
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@VaushV @MattWalshBlog "Other people have a right to know if they are potential objects of your sexual fantasies". All I got from this is that Matt wants people to tell him in detail about lewd fantasies they have that involve him.
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Chudhammer can not be real 💀💀💀. One of them was straight up claiming that nobody got doxed and that they didn't spread peoples personal info while in the same breath asking their buddy for the irl name of one of my friends who got doxed.
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@AMESAINTREAL @TheAnimeElitist "If my son turned in to a anime girl. ".and,."I **** anime girls".Do not belong in the same tweet. Like, at all. maximum oof.
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The bloody elves are back and doing weird things to the humans!
Evolutionary biologist Alice Roberts' "perfect" human body. Inspired by dogs, cats, cephalopods, fish, swans, and chimps. Better heart with more arteries, better lungs, eyes sans blind spots, better ears, more efficient legs, and reptilian skin which reacts fast to block damaging
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@outcast___777 @EuanEuand3 @Sevyhateslife @BitsHammer Of course. Humans are the good guys of WH40k and have the moral high ground. You can tell just by looking at the happy lads.
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"Please, come with me because I'm about to marry a f*cking cabbage.".John Oliver, 14-Aug-2022
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@whoredenfelder @ChrisMusicSmith @but_amber_said @KandissTaylor He is referring to the one true God. Sprogflum the Bibbledooper.
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@Darth_Kafir Wait, that's the whole problem?.She has the WordBearer logo on her pauldron and it's stated she is a WordBearer in the description. Do all your books at home have your pfp on them?.
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@ZealousChoice My notifications and DM's are full of rape threats and disgusting messages now.
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Bits: "My opinion is 'X' and I do not mean 'Y'". Wannabee Viking: "This clearly means you support 'Y' and here is my essay on why you are a bad person for having opinion 'Y'". "It’s breathtaking the amount of bullsh*t and dishonesty thor was able to shove into just one longtweet".
It’s breathtaking the amount of bullshit and dishonesty @Bitshammer was able to shove into just two small tweets, so let’s break it down. 1) No, you DO mean people you disagree with, Bits. You throw that label at anyone and everyone who remotely disagrees with you. You throw
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My brother in Christ, they won't stop buying games about hermaphrodites and getting upset that they contain hermaphrodites. There are 51 INSTANCES IN THE DOC.
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