Shield-Captain Kya
@NornQueenKya
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I play #warhammer . Over 12 armies strong! Here until I'm bored again. Obviously Tyranids are best. No collaborations, don't ask. Nornqueenkya @gmail .com
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Well I didn't expect 3,000 followers on this silly account so quickly. Welcome my newest wave of victims!
Who am I? Not important. I do product reviews though!
#WarhammerCommunity
#warhammer40k
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I must not be understanding this stupid wheelchair in D&D conversation
If you got a friend who's in a wheelchair, and you argue with him/her that they can't roleplay being in the chair, you're the biggest douchebag in the world, full stop. What even is there to discuss?
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"Get out of my hobby tourist! I won't let you infiltrate and ruin it!"
- the radicalized 15 year old who doesn't realize I've been in the hobby longer then he's been ALIVE
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...
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Like... are you not reading the little jokes during each planet fall?
WHAT?
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A lesson on why you should never take stock advice on Twitter
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Someone got upset I called minis toys
You're right. My mistake.
I should have called them dolls.
I mean look at all the little outfits you can put on them
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I think it's pretty obvious GW should push more of this sort of artwork with their setting
It's a lot brighter and more welcoming, especially for those players with children
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Since Warhammer is getting such attention, here's a hobbiest and their work
I really enjoy painting Ultramarines. Here's an example
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Me: What's your 40k head canon?
Husband: the Jawa looking thing moans every time Lion sheaths his sword just to annoy him
Me: you're not allowed to have head Canon anymore
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To be fair, it is if you're faster then the GW Employee
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I can see why Grummz is hating on GW
Because when you give GW money, they actually give you a product in return
A concept Grummz is having a lot of difficulty fulfilling himself. I can see why he's peanut butter and jelly.
Meet the trans Space Marine in White Dwarf magazine.
“Warhammer 40k hasn’t gone woke, Warhammer is fine.”
Meanwhile in the Imperium…the Emperor’s Marines virtue signal for Chaos brownie points.
Keep politics out of Warhammer.
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Me:
Well if you can shadowbox and act deranged during a warhammer tournament to distract your opponent, I can wear a low cut shirt and lean over to move minis to distract mine
Community: YES
Me: no wait
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#WarhammerCommunity
#warhammer40k
Me: Are you ready for your first game?
Son: Yeah!
Me: Are you ready to roll some dice!
Son: Yeah!!!!
Me: To slay mama's enemies?
Son: Yeeeessss!
Turn 1:
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Nephew gave my son a nerf gun
My son couldn't figure out how to shoot the bullet out. So he used his super brain and decided to throw the gun - thus the bullet with it, at his target
Settles it. My son is an ork player
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With all these people claiming to quit Warhammer and sell their minis, I better see some great fricken deals on Ebay over the next week or I'm calling you all out as liars
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GW Boss: These Gatekeeping kids are getting annoying
GW intern: What should we do, m'lord?
GW Boss: Make the in-universe Gatekeepers women, that'll be hilarious
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I'm so mad
Husband to son: Can you stand for daddy?
Son: ...
Husband: Can you stand for the emperor?
Son: TRIES TO FRICKEN STAND
Stop ruining my child!
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Me: You like the custodes change right?
Husband: Taking out a woman's free will and forcing her to serve a 10,000 year old couch potato? Hell yeah
Me: Please stop being supportive
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BOY I SAY BOY, YOU EVEN SAW THE FUTURE BOY. YOU KNEW HOW THIS WOULD GO BOY. THE EMPEROR DEFEATED HORUS COMPLETELY FINE WITHOUT YOU BOY. NOW YOUR SONS ARE HOMICIDAL MANIACS BOY. NOW I SAY, NOW I SAY LET THAT DANTE REST IN 10,000 YEARS BOY
BOY, I SAY BOY, WHAT'S THE SENSE OF LETTING THAT WOMAN OVER THERE PUSH YOU IN THE RIVER AND GETTIN YOUR SHIRT AND BRITCHES WET. BOY YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT--PICK YOUR HEAD UP BOY--AND TELL THAT NAGATORO THAT YOU AIN'T PUTTING UP WITH HER PREPOSTEROUS BEHAVIOR ANYMORE SON
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Now to be fair.
To be FAIR!
He's been watching YT lore videos for 5 months so clearly he gets all of it.
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You're untold thousands of years old
You have a super computer mind, able to unravel the mysteties of the universe, with simple calculation
And still. Orks confuse the heck out of you.
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"Does your warlord have experience fighting other titans?"
Kind of
"Kind of?"
The Kind of:
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Me and a model I painted
BECAUSE WERE ALL FRICKEN DOING IT
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If custodians were susceptible to chaos taint this would have been by far the most amazing lore as to not only why we have female space marines now, but why the entire universe thinks theyve always been there
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Guess who's finally taller then a warlord?!?!
(But just as orange)
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Remember as fun as the last few days has been, never forget the golden rule
Xenos > Humans
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Omg
Omfg
They'd be
Guys
Guys
They'd be
... the Golden Girls
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People are making this too complicated. Here's what you do. Here's ALL you do.
You turn to your friend and ask, "are you going full Christopher Walkin, or you hotwheeling around in the corridor?"
And you go with w/e they want to do because it's fricken D&D you psychopaths
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If you want entertainment, check the state of some gatekeeper groups right now
Apparently they thought they were making a difference and reality didn't sit right with them
Hard to put into words the feeling of seeing the Gate Crushers, my series of LGBT Pride inspired space marine, in the pages of White Dwarf.
It's kinda surreal, ngl.
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@YellowFlashGuy
Custodes don't have power packs but if female space marines looked like that, I'd be 100% for it
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I keep seeing this around and I think it's hilarious because it encapsulates what a gatekeeper actually is:
Some kid role-playing being a bouncer in his own home, making zero impact to anything or anyone outside of it. Good job Timmy
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So from what I understand from this new gamergate thing
The guy who started it hasn't been able to find a job in the last 10 years so he's gone on a crusade to cancel as many people as possible... in the hopes a company out there will be desperate enough to hire him
Smart
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GW: We made our community upset, we need help
The Kya Agency: Don't worry, give me your community account real quick ill clarify things
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Would gladly welcome a normie across the table then those werido loli worshipers who keep trying to keep the hobby "pure" from actually hobbiests on Twitter
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@TArchcast
40k is and has always been an absolute parody of humanities/societies worst tendencies, overblown to comical proportions
This person is 100% correct
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People still arguing about marines
While the ones who truly come out ahead are like:
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Painting the iris on a minis eyeball
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"Prepare the Swarm mother! Let us devourer our enemies! Then... nap time!"
#WarhammerCommunity
#warhamm
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"Kya why do what you do on Twitter?"
Because I like making friends like this silly gentleman
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Well at 8900, it's been a year on this app so thank you for all the fun so far
For the new people I'm Kya.
Mostly here to talk smack. I paint a little too
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Me to Husband: I'm playing against Tau today.
Husband: k
Me: you going to behave?
Husband: k
Me: promise?
Husband: yup
Goes to store and in the first 5 seconds:
Husband to Tau Player: Please don't rail my wife
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Sigh
My husband's 1k crusade list. He's just running buildings
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GW Boss: Gather the Sisters of Silence, I want their input on something
Okay ladies. We were thinking of adding female custodians, but we were worried it'd overlap with you all. If you have objections please speak out now
SoS: ...
GW Boss: Okay perfect let's roll em out
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This twitter account saved me a lot of money by not needing to use my heater this winter
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Okay. Okay. I think things have died down enough to ask this.
>.>
<.<
Wtf is a Custodes?
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The internet: "Take the lore seriously!"
The lore:
Do you use these markings on your salamanders vehicles? If not, why not?
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#oldhammer
#art
#salamanders
#warhammercommunity
#warhammer40k
#40k
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All these new followers and I'm out of town. So here's an old pic
This is what an actual gamer looks like. Tired. Half dressed. And annoyed with Repulsor Executioner BS
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Welp that art post went out of hand >.>
Welcome all my new wonderful followers. I'm Kya.
But you're all here for my cat so my name doesn't matter
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There. A tiny microfraction of cleavage
Now you have my permission to cry about my "immodesty"
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Oh my God the Gatekeeper kids are playing dress up now
I can't.
I can't.
I'd give anything to see them in dress-up come into a store. It's truly Christmas in April
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Been getting women into Warhammer for years. Every year it's increasingly difficult
You don't need FSM. You don't need Female Custodes.
You need to make the game rules easier and the game length quicker
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So apparently if users are to be believed, I need 0.9million more views within my 90 days to make that sweet... sweet probably like $10 from
@elonmusk
's creator program
More cat photos it is
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What? Of course I actually play warhammer
These space marines are my favorite. I especially loved their battle with the klingons
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Logar: Father, are you a God?
Emperor: That's stupid. You're stupid.
Emperor turning to Malcador: So anyway I had this vision that in 10,000 years I'll possess a tiny child from across the cosmos and kamakazie her into an endless wave of demon hordes
Malcador: lol sick
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For Warhammer?
Saying literally anything
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I'm not saying the WE was right
But what I am saying is... pray for the OP that he never runs into an Ork player
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Now that 40k is successfully woke and conquered, and helldivers is just about there...
Where are we going next?
Battletech?
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I liked the new Warhammer+ animation
My only gripe...
That sister of battle should have shot that guardsman in her heretical backtalking mouth like 5 minutes into this
I know they wont kill her off, but omg she's so annoying
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Just be normal Clementine
Clementine: I am a god! I am Mork! I am Gork! Waaaaaaghhh!!!!
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"Psst, who told her she had to be naked?"
"No one, she just does that"
By the power given me you are now a full fledged sister of battle..
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All jokes aside I know I could never work at GW
2 seconds into looking at this I'd march upstairs, kick down the door and yell,
"Who the f--k approved this?!?!"
Needless to say, my job as a janitor there would be short lived
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Wow didn't expect all the new follows
Hi my name is Kya, I own around 50,000 points of Warhammer minis-
We all know that doesn't matter. I'm the lady who owns Nunu, thats all you care about
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Made this years ago. Didn't age well.
Because omg those tau start collectings were the best value boxes by far
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My favorite thing about the people posting their unsubscribing of Warhammer + is some of them are the exact same people who mocked me and anyone else forever ago for having it
You had it this whole time
You
Little
Goobers
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Opponent: Okay so this unit moves 5 inches so...
Me: 5 inches?
Opponent: yeah
Me: that's it? 5 inches?
Opponent: Yeah
Me: That's disappointing
Opponent: What?
Me: What?
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It'd be wild if we all got our free minature and mailed them to a fan of the setting who couldn't afford an army
Suddenly some kid rolls up to the store with 30 terminators
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My son when the Warlord was out: eh
My son the moment we lock up the Warlord:
NOOOO MOTHER WHHHHYYY
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Remember when I said the tourists who don't pay attention to the setting will jump at the rage baiting even though this is super old news?
Well. As predicted:
I can't wait for every rage bait youtuber to out themselves as fake fans when they act like we all didn't talk about this half a year ago
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Me: As a new mother I no longer have time for the
#WarhammerCommunity
's mundane ramblings about their silly toys
Husband: Someone said Tyranids suck
Me: Give me my phone
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People are threatening not to buy warhammer minis over femstodes
Let's hope. If they do maybe it'll take 10 minutes for everything to sell out instead of the typical 2
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A lot of people have asked why I don't play Sisters of Battle
I'll let this wonderful quote from Commissar Cain do the explaining for me:
#WarhammerCommunity
#warhammer40k
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Okay I've officially dragged my nephews into the abyss!
Nephew 1: 2 boxes of berserkers, exalted bound and angron
Nephew 2: patrol of custodes, custodes guard and a knight Castellon
#WarhammerCommunity
#warhammer40k
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My friend betrayed me
So I sent her to the rancor pits
I'll not suffer another space marine player in my circle
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It's 2am. Loud banging coming from the house.
Husband wakes up and goes off, maybe to go die in the darkness.
There's silence. A pause.
... Then I get this picture
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"You're not welcome in my hobby"
Boy, I'm the most welcomed person in any LGS I walk into
But you go on and continue to roleplay what you'd say to someone IRL. You make that difference
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Only by rejecting the false golden god will humanity find true strength
Or crab arms
Probably crab arms
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I'll always standby the fact the Warhammer Universe would be so much better if it had a few romance novels
Literally everyone I ask wants one. Do it GW. DO IT
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But I know the names of all 6124 servitors in the Vengeful Spirit
Because one day that'll be relevant
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My husband contributed to the second tweet. This is what "support" looks like in my household
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Poor Nunu is depressed he isn't within range of the objective
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And that was the final moments of Sarah the Custodian
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Wow lots of new people. Maybe all the silliness lately is bringing some new people to the hobby. Always a good thing
Welcome, I'm Kya. This is Titan Clementine, piloted by Pinceps Nunu
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I know I'm just a crazy twitter person shouting in the wind... but I'll never understand how GW's women head sculpts get like this from the art work
And I know they can do better. The GSC heads were great in 2019. They do this on purpose and it drives me nuts
#warhammer40k
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I know they won't but
This is exactly how I'd like to picture them. I love this armor style
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Just me and my man driving across the country-
Oh and like my husband and child in the backseat or whatever
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Oh. I guess common sense about D&D resulted in 11k followers
Welcome new people. I'm Kya. I play Warhammer. More importantly this account exists to spread the glory of Nunu, which every fricken previous follower will attest to
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So the Emperor can, with HELL magic:
- Create immortals
- With magic powers
- future sight
- reincarnation
- Splice fricken wolf DNA into them
But women. Eh. Just too unrealistically difficult
I'm okay with wanting lore to stay as is, but let's not pretend it wasn't dumb lol
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Nearly Every
#warhammer40k
Twitter User:
"Why is the Imperium so mean to aliens? I'd welcome them with open arms"
Meanwhile, Nearly Every Alien in the Setting:
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All these tourists more upset about female custodes then badrukk being removed from the codex
Talk about poor priorities
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