Norn-Queen Kya
@NornQueenKya
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I play #warhammer! 12 armies and counting! Apostle of Trench Crusade
Joined November 2022
Because my nid love was called into question. here's some of them. because I don't have a table big enough since this was taken
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While this is funny, for newer people. I really, really want to stress . Open mindness and compassion are very, very far from the norm when it comes to MOST space marines lol.
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Average Tyranid Player:. Yeah thats about 2000 points
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Seeing the convos of Space Marines again, and it's a pointless argument on this app but:. To the people who think Space Marines are some good, noble knights are well, wrong. And I say that not to point and laugh, but you're missing out on how wonderfully grimdark the setting is:
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I must not be understanding this stupid wheelchair in D&D conversation . If you got a friend who's in a wheelchair, and you argue with him/her that they can't roleplay being in the chair, you're the biggest douchebag in the world, full stop. What even is there to discuss?.
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Women: I love a man who reads. Men: *about to drop 60 books worth of knowledge about the Horus Heresy*. Women: No wait.
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"Get out of my hobby tourist! I won't let you infiltrate and ruin it!". - the radicalized 15 year old who doesn't realize I've been in the hobby longer then he's been ALIVE.
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"I really like space marine 2 and want to get into the mini game. but I'd have to get too many models to build a list". Solution. 1 model. 3500 points. List done.
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Just a reminder. GW literally had to post a public statement that the Imperium of Man are not the good guys, because people can't read. And hilariously. Even THIS was too difficult to grasp for some:
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Non-Gamers are mad at Helldivers 2 because they JUST discovered what the Devs were making fun of, despite how on the nose it was. E-710 for goodness sake is OIL flipped. You were being sent to die for oil under the guise of patriotism. It wasn't even subtle.
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. Like. are you not reading the little jokes during each planet fall?. WHAT?.
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Saw this on reddit. Finally people are understanding the setting
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Still the most offensive art I've ever seen GW produce. she caught a Drukhari's hands. let alone the queen of them
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GW Boss: People are taking Warhammer to a werid place, put out a statement . GW Writer: They'll just misconstrue it to try and argue their insane point anyway. Boss: THEN PUT IT IN BOLD
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Is it wrong to spawn camp and decimate a clearly 1 sided fight?. Maybe. BUT. I'm doing it as a Black Templar so I think its fairly within character
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So people are upset about Assassin's Creed because:. - Women are making out.- MC gets with the high status girl.- You can destroy property.- You can straight up Mortal Kombat people. When did gamers get so weak?.
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Team might be mad I'm 0-30 but I'd argue I'm just roleplaying a lamenter really, really well
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"If female space marines aren't real, explain this female marine in space then!". *turns off comments*
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Made the mistake of telling my husband about the new gundam game. "Omg I can run tequila gundam". Do you even know what he does?. "Does it really matter? It's tequila gundam"
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. when grifters who know nothing about the setting amd realize they can make 10 cents off the drama. Why would a genetically modified, near 10 foot tall slab of inhuman levels of muscle who's only job is murder. have to look "decent"?.
Listen, game devs and character designers. It’s really not that hard to make a female character that looks half decent.
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I genuinely hope that Henry Cavill is doing an Eisenhorn Warhammer Series. There is no better way for newbies to soak in the setting then watching a well intended "hero" slowly descend into the darkness after facing impossible choice after impossible choice
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There's an ork player out there who's gears are turning staring at this.
Do you love artillery?.Do you love digging?. I give you…. Shoot and scoop
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Always found it interesting the same people who spam Guilliman x Yvraine memes get irrationally upset when you make the same sort of jokes with Greyfax and Celestine
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@assassinscreed @elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft This new method of advertising is something I can get behind.
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A lesson on why you should never take stock advice on Twitter.
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Some people are correcting my Space Marine comment for calling my character, her. Fair. Obviously she's a custodian in Space Marine armor. You can tell by her Custodes shield and the fact I keep owning the space marine boys in combat
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So I dont want to brag but. I definitely have the prettiest space marine in #SpaceMarine2
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Lol, what?. There's literally nothing wrong with her
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Someone got upset I called minis toys. You're right. My mistake. I should have called them dolls. I mean look at all the little outfits you can put on them
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I think it's pretty obvious GW should push more of this sort of artwork with their setting. It's a lot brighter and more welcoming, especially for those players with children
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Since Warhammer is getting such attention, here's a hobbiest and their work. I really enjoy painting Ultramarines. Here's an example
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I don't play AoS but I want to run an army of only these, whatever they do
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Me: What's your 40k head canon?. Husband: the Jawa looking thing moans every time Lion sheaths his sword just to annoy him. Me: you're not allowed to have head Canon anymore
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I like SM2's customization. Lot of existing chapters/legions and the ability to kind of make your own. Its neat. BUT why do I always have to be a guy? It's kind of crazy there's no option for women in 2024
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My husband's friend is getting into 40k and likes tau. I told him id give him this entire tau army for FREE if he promised he wouldn't go into melee every game like my husband does. He refused a FREE army because, and I quote, "mama didn't raise no b#&$*"
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To be fair, it is if you're faster then the GW Employee.
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I can see why Grummz is hating on GW. Because when you give GW money, they actually give you a product in return. A concept Grummz is having a lot of difficulty fulfilling himself. I can see why he's peanut butter and jelly.
Meet the trans Space Marine in White Dwarf magazine. “Warhammer 40k hasn’t gone woke, Warhammer is fine.”. Meanwhile in the Imperium…the Emperor’s Marines virtue signal for Chaos brownie points. Keep politics out of Warhammer.
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Me: .Well if you can shadowbox and act deranged during a warhammer tournament to distract your opponent, I can wear a low cut shirt and lean over to move minis to distract mine. Community: YES. Me: no wait.
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You know the gatekeeping is going well when the company actively mocks the more insane, baseless conspiracy theories. like GW interns
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#WarhammerCommunity #warhammer40k . Me: Are you ready for your first game?. Son: Yeah!. Me: Are you ready to roll some dice!. Son: Yeah!!!!. Me: To slay mama's enemies?. Son: Yeeeessss!. Turn 1:
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People STILL being absolutely bonkers upset that I posted a picture of a mini next to my purse will never not be funny to me. Look at it! Girly stuff with hobby stuff! Boooo!
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"Gasp! The 4 great Archangels decend from the heavens!". The Archangels:
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Unpopular Warhammer opinion:. I'll always defend the daemonculaba. Yes it's gross and over the top but that's what a look into chaos SHOULD be on occasion. Chaos contains the upmost horrific nightmares of human imagination and then some. It SHOULD show that off every so often.
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This dumb convo is circling back again. If someone rolls up to your table and has their character also in the wheelchair, fine. If you throw issue at that person to their face about it, you're a tool. End of discussion.
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Someone forgot to mention that the entire joke of the 40k's Imperium is that its a dying corpse of its own making and GW goes out of its way to point out that fact in nearly every novel. Next you're going to tell me 40k is pro catholic.
The commenter here is 100% correct, Warhammer is innately masculine and furthermore it is inherently right wing. There is nothing progressive about 40k, it is in fact the antithesis of progressivism and thus indeed, too manly for gay communists.
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Nephew gave my son a nerf gun. My son couldn't figure out how to shoot the bullet out. So he used his super brain and decided to throw the gun - thus the bullet with it, at his target . Settles it. My son is an ork player.
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With all these people claiming to quit Warhammer and sell their minis, I better see some great fricken deals on Ebay over the next week or I'm calling you all out as liars.
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"Hey. Hey. Here's your f**&ing Emperor's Children release". - Someone very angry at GW who clearly hates Fulgrim
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40 years of imperium propaganda novels made us forget what a space marine actually is at its core >.>
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GW Boss: These Gatekeeping kids are getting annoying. GW intern: What should we do, m'lord?. GW Boss: Make the in-universe Gatekeepers women, that'll be hilarious
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For those who are not fluent in BS, allow me:. "Despite it being obvious for anyone who spent 2 seconds reading this to know it was fake, I decided to post it anyway to get that twitter outrage money. Unfortunately you all started calling me out on it. So now I gotta
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This isn't space marine 2, you going to diiiiiiieeeee
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Even at the start, the Space marine process in short, is royally f--ked up in almost every way. It starts by taking children and teens, and having them die in droves, NEEDLESSLY, just for the chance of moving forward in the selection process. And yes. It's needless. You have
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A totally real fact I'm making up right now:. Saturnine armor was created when a GW dev and WoW dev had a d^*k measuring contest of who could make bigger shoulder pad armor
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I fixed the art with lore. You're welcome my beautiful #WarhammerCommunity . #warhammer40k
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The real truth behind krieg fans is they collect them simply so they don't have to paint faces. and I say this, as a krieg collector
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I'm so mad. Husband to son: Can you stand for daddy?. Son: . Husband: Can you stand for the emperor?. Son: TRIES TO FRICKEN STAND. Stop ruining my child!.
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Tired of the D&D drama. If you're the type of psycho who lacks the basic social skills needed to understand you don't tell someone in a chair they can't be in one in game, no one's coming up to you in the first place, because you probably always smell like you shat your pants
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You know the "boycott" of GW is going well when a company is forced to buy more warehouses / factories to keep up with demand
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I love the Nightlords. Paraphrasing:. "Tearing down the barricade, (the Nightlord) saw the grey marines rev up their chainswords, ready to clash blow for blow. But the NL wasn't about that life, and instead blasted them point blank on full auto"
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. no one's twisting your words. You just don't know anything about Warhammer.
Since people love to twist words let me be clear. If you like this design, that’s great! I want people to enjoy things. I personally think they could’ve done better. Yes, she’s supposed to be buffed up. But buffed doesn’t have to equal chadmarine.
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Someone sent me this Polygon article of someone named giddyup_buttercup on insta who did the single greatest thing ever:
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Me: You like the custodes change right?. Husband: Taking out a woman's free will and forcing her to serve a 10,000 year old couch potato? Hell yeah. Me: Please stop being supportive.
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It's true you know, there's absolutely zero cases of custodians having an attitude problem with astartes prior to tithe. They're especially not still bitter towards space marines for their part in sticking their lord to the golden throne. Fricken girl power ruining media
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BOY I SAY BOY, YOU EVEN SAW THE FUTURE BOY. YOU KNEW HOW THIS WOULD GO BOY. THE EMPEROR DEFEATED HORUS COMPLETELY FINE WITHOUT YOU BOY. NOW YOUR SONS ARE HOMICIDAL MANIACS BOY. NOW I SAY, NOW I SAY LET THAT DANTE REST IN 10,000 YEARS BOY
BOY, I SAY BOY, WHAT'S THE SENSE OF LETTING THAT WOMAN OVER THERE PUSH YOU IN THE RIVER AND GETTIN YOUR SHIRT AND BRITCHES WET. BOY YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT--PICK YOUR HEAD UP BOY--AND TELL THAT NAGATORO THAT YOU AIN'T PUTTING UP WITH HER PREPOSTEROUS BEHAVIOR ANYMORE SON
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Now to be fair. To be FAIR!. He's been watching YT lore videos for 5 months so clearly he gets all of it.
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You're untold thousands of years old. You have a super computer mind, able to unravel the mysteties of the universe, with simple calculation . And still. Orks confuse the heck out of you.
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I think about this mini more then any other and it's not even mine. Dbz craftworld should be a thing
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GW Writer: I don't know if this will be enough. What if they don't know what the word even means?. Boss: Are you kidding me? Who are these people?!?! Well then just devote an entire section explaining it! Make it foolproof!
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Random: Eww Space Marine 2 is going to bring normies into the hobby and ruin it. Me: What got you into 40k?. Random: Space Marine 1. Me:
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I see more women going to warhammer conventions year after year, wtf is this numbskull smoking?
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"Does your warlord have experience fighting other titans?". Kind of. "Kind of?". The Kind of:
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Hannah from the custodes reddit quit modding due to constant rape threats amongst other things . The irony of the harrassers behavior is they're all but guaranteeing GW will continue to push what they don't like to stay away from these people
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Now that Warhammer has gone mainstream, we finally have the numbers to start asking for romance novels. Sure we know the Emperor tried to conquered the stars. But who tried to conquer his heart?.
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"Female custodes are not canon! They'll never mention it again! That's proof GW took it back-". Opps
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Look. To all you new people getting into warhammer thanks to space marine 2. It's not easy knowing who to trust, there's drama about this and that daily. But there is one undeniable truth about 40k you have to know. Tyranids are best
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It's impressive to see someone hate me so much they don't even realize they're accidently agreeing with me.
Oh fuck off, you cunt!."Open mindedness and compassion" are absent from the setting because they always lead to death and destruction. "An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded." Does this ring a bell or do you need a wiki for that?
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. would be a crazy tweet if someone said something like this. Least no one would screenshot the first tweet and go off on a tangent without seeing this one, right?.
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Shut up nothing else matters atm. New Space Wolves just dropped
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In the grim future of the far future, Nintendo becomes the largest forgeworld of wii related weaponry
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"Sure the Nightlords are dark. But at least Octavia and Septimus had a happily ever after!". The night lord waiting in their bedroom closet to congratulate them on their new child:
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For the people who take 40k super duper seriously, I just want you to remember:. A single saibaman can take out 99% of the denizens in the 40k universe. Enjoy
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People tell me I'll never amount to anything unless I post some steamy content. So here's me with some nudity. Look at all that stripped armor. Dirty titan
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Contrary to popular belief, There are in fact non-racist ways to showcase to everyone you know nothing about the setting
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