Every time one of the rioters gets arrested, a member of antifa gets their wings.

Is there a Pulitzer for subtitles?

Getting sent to prison for the rest of your life by the National Archives is some stable genius level shit.

Retweet if you want to see Beto O’Rourke crush Greg Abbott

Russia, if you’re listening, come get your boy.

I’m confused: How can Trump be so sure that he declassified the evidence that the FBI planted?

I just spoke with an ultra-conservative neighbor who has NEVER wavered in his support for Trump. I asked what he thought of reports that Trump may have been hiding top-secret nuclear documents at Mar-a-Lago, and he said “If that’s true, I’m done with him. Treason’s my red line.”

Look, up in the sky, above Mar-a-Lardo. 🤣

I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just in Florida.

Starbucks fired an @SBWorkersUnited union leader in Buffalo. The whole store walked out in protest. This video has over 17 million views on TikTok.

Last night, I posted a screenshot of top replies on TheDonald about the Mar a Lago raid, almost all of them violent. One user, bananaguard62, referenced a "civil war." Well, it turns out bananaguard62 is Tyler Welch Slaeker, awaiting sentencing for storming the Capitol on 1/6.

If you don't prosecute sedition, it becomes strategy.

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to put away laundry” for the past five or six days.

Always happy to help.

Please retweet if your home or office wasn't searched today by the Federal Bureau of Investigation pursuant to a warrant issued by a federal judge upon a showing of probable cause.

Anyone being investigated by the FBI is not qualified to be the President of the United States - Donald J Trump He said this on 8/3/16, 9/7/16, 10/15/16, 10/20/16, 10/21/16, 10/25/16, and 10/30/16.

Trying to log off of twitter right now is like trying to leave a party and then your song comes on.

Can we stop with the "no former president has ever been subject to a raid of their personal residence"? 1. IT WAS NOT A RAID! It was an executed search warrant. Know the difference. 2. The FBI has never before had a reason to execute a search of a former president 's home. 👇

Dear MAGA lawmakers: Even if you delete your texts tonight, the FBI can recover them. Have a nice night!