beetle queen
@madscientitz
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a bitch with integrity
Joined April 2020
living alone is so dangerous I literally fell and got a concussion and then just didn’t remember that information the next day
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I forgot the word for fries and I just ordered the “steak and uhhhh bullshit”
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Really great pep talk for anyone who needs it: Do it messy, do it scared, do it unprepared
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I just had a dream where Chris adopted a kitten but it was actually a man who was cursed to be kitten by day and man by night and he used to be a cop but he loved music and kept making music at night and won a Grammy from Chris’s living room. If anyone even cares
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You’re in her DM’s but I’m driving her to the hospital because she bonked her head.
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You’re in her DM’s, I’m driving her home from the eye doctor because she’s blind now
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it is going to be a hives day today I think (a day in which i break out in hives)
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maybe if I start texting my ex every morning to ask if he has changed his mind yet he will want to get back together
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[At the gym before someone teaches me the word spotting]: “hey bro will you take care of me and protect me?”
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