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appalachian in chicago. everything i tweet is my opinion not my employer's. they're not as cool as me anyways. she/her.
Joined January 2017
The Pitt is so funny. Imagine being a gunner over emergency medicine
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My mental health is in the toilet, but I'm staying alive so I can finally see The Testament of Ann Lee
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What the fuuuuuuuuuck. Short of kidnapping Trinity Rodman herself, I don’t see a single player who could replace her and actually wants to play here. What are we doooooooinggg
Obrigado, Ludmila! 🩵 Chicago Stars FC has acquired $800,000 in intraleague transfer funds from San Diego Wave FC in exchange for Ludmila. Including undisclosed performance-based incentives, the trade is valued at up to $1 million, with Chicago also retaining a 10% sell-on
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I just don’t understand the level of vitriol this movie has inspired. It’s a very well acted and shot, but fairly bog standard in plot, *adult drama.* Miramax used to churn out like 5 Hamnets a year
reviewed hamnet, a shallow and undignified work of fan fiction, for the @independent
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Well of anyone in Hollywood to know that mindset, I trust Sean Penn
Sean Penn: "I do think it’s a reasonable theory that Donald Trump is not unlike the spouse of someone who leaves him, perhaps for another, who then m*rders their former partner because if they can’t have her, nobody can." https://t.co/ObtHD7pgbP
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Love that this show is sticking to realism by having Robby openly favor his white male residents over the multiple women of color. Just like a real hospital!
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Whittaker is way too confident and seasoned. He and that lil fuck ass mullet have been a doctor for like 12 seconds #ThePitt
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This dude's wife was subjected to months of death threats because Trump mocked her by name on his first campaign and now he's sucking that same admin off every night on national television. Pathetic loser behavior
“Marco Rubio, we salute you.” This is so cringe worthy. Tony Dokoupil, new CBS Evening News MAGA anchor, devotes entire segment to gushing over Trump minion Marco Rubio.
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Favorite characters of 2025
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I believe elf dicks curl up at the tip the way their shoes do. I believe they straighten out as they become erect in response to Christmas cheer. I believe elves have two jingle bells in place of nuts. And guess what, I vote.
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Saddest scene in Sentimental Value is when they show what the flippers have done to that beautiful house
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Okay this is laying it on a little thick @Lionsgate. Surely the new Hunger Games movie doesn’t need this much marketing?
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
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Variety's commitment to maintaining the illusion that this show is nothing but white people is impressive
HBO Max has released a new trailer for #ThePitt Season 2, which premieres Jan. 8 at 9 p.m. ET. New episodes of the 15-episode season will premiere weekly until the season finale on April 16. https://t.co/UGvnBSPzXV
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hired an 18yo dishwasher at work recently and he said that one of our servers is known as a whore at school after she walked away from us one day. had to give him a stern “whores are cool relax psycho” talk
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Begging New York to fix its affordability issues so we can get people like this the fuck out of Chicago
It tortures me so that Chicago is literally a completely dead city in terms of nightlife, the cold, and romance; with no future, whilst my city of birth is so beautiful and alive and I am not there and can never be there again.
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I know this is supposed to be a racist insult, but you could not have chosen a more delicious looking video if you tried. What is going on in Argentina that you think this looks bad? (Indian food slaps too. Top 2 cuisines)
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"Dolly Parton is a creepy creature"
Oh look. This creepy creature is promoting its book at Costco. Perfect match. 🤮
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A club worth believing in. A city worth fighting for. 😤 Alyssa on why she’s staying.
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Right before back-to-back years of the two biggest sporting events on earth? Y'all need to start boycotting us
US plans to start checking all tourists' social media
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Nice of y'all to highlight the congresswoman's strong commitment to Minnesota values and culture by calling out her pronunciation of "Agg"
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