מישהי באוטובוס מסתכלת בקעקועים. פרצוף עקום אני: אכפת לך? היא: אם אתה לא רוצה שיסתכלו, למה אתה הולך עם קצר? אני: למה את הולכת עם מחשוף?

Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

I suggest dedicating some of your amazing researchers to study the area, it’s really not that complicated and it should make a really interesting piece for the show. You can start here: https://t.co/xu8RKFWRIx

Then one Saturday, at 6:36am, and you wake up to your house alarm, and you realize that neighbor is tea-bagging you while punching you repeatedly in the nuts, doing the same to each one of your family members. Would you keep helping? ->

You decide to be a good neighbor and help them out. You help with bills, share your wifi password and even get them groceries and gas. Occasionally you’d get that punch, slap them back and keep helping out. ->

Let’s say your next door neighbor is a little annoying - every couple of months he comes over and punches you in the jewels, claiming that your house belonged to his parents. One day, said neighbor loses everything, but even though he occasionally punches your privates ->

יואב גלנט מקריא סיפורי ילדים: כיפה אדומה

Personal Thoughts: (not for everyone, feel free to skip) For the longest time, I struggled with my identity. A Palestinian kid born inside Israel. Like…wtf. Many of my friends refuse to this day to say the word “Israel” and call themselves “Palestinian” only. But since I

America stands with Israel ✊ #ALWAYS

היוניקורן שלא ידעתם שאתם צריכים

New #CSS feature is rolling out in @googlechrome 109, the 'lh' unit! It will help when we want to style an element based on it's lines count 🤯 https://t.co/3gy0EhhLyn

"The Impossible Checkbox 🐻" Now with sound! 🔊 ⚒️ @reactjs && @greensock 💻 https://t.co/qkPJD84h8S via @CodePen

Shit. RIP GOAT 😭😭💔💔

לא עכשיו ג'יימסון, אני עובד.

לא שאלתם מה אני עושה, אז אני עובד עם הלוד @eladmeidar והכי כיף לנו בעולם

I've been working around the clock since I arrived to help Israel meet all the requirements to join the #VisaWaiverProgram. Don't lose momentum now. This will help Israeli citizens travel to the U.S. - put them first!

New #CSS feature is rolling out in @googlechrome 104, Individual properties for CSS Transforms! https://t.co/xpjxXENnsy

So proud and excited to see to create the first community to help the NFT space fight back on scams and rug pulls. It's going to be an amazing ride!

זה מ-ש-ו-ג-ע!!