Me: How have a spent so much this month. Surely it must be fraud… Also me: *places 84 orders at https://t.co/DfkMfS7kj4*

Hi everyone! Me and @scotswiftie13 have decided we are going to give away for a free signed TTPD CD! (There is a slight scratch on the case of the CD, but otherwise is immaculate). We want to give this to someone who either couldn’t get one or who doesn’t have anything signed

this is hilarious hahsshahsha

Thankfully sounds like they’re back in the building. Was due to takeoff at 8:45, so not a huge delay 🤞🏻

Sat on the tarmac at Leeds Bradford airport thanks to a fire alarm in the air traffic control tower. On the runway with the plane engine switched off and no comms so the doors are staying closed… That short layover in Dublin is getting shorter by the second 😬

Technically taken by the Mrs, but my one available hand was busy 😂🦾

And with that, I formally retire from the Great War

- if they’re showing as none available, keep refreshing the ticket page, and as soon as some pop up, add them. - if the tix you pick are unavailable, remove them from your basket before hitting refresh and trying for new ones

Managed to get #ErasTour Lisbon tickets for friends… if you’re still trying: - on the blue 20 countdown screen, just keep hitting refresh over and over until you get through - move QUCIK to add tickets to your basket & keep trying. It took me 30+ attempts to add to basket!

Getting diagnosed with ADHD is like finding out someone has been sabotaging all your best efforts and that someone is you.

We’re days away from the @RLWC2021 finals, the biggest global stage for Rugby League, with fans new and old tuning into the @BBCSport coverage. As it stands, we haven’t been asked,as the #RLWC2021 winning PDRL England team, to attend & shout about PDRL (1/6🧵)

Really thought given the England PDRL team won the World Cup that they might be invited to the men’s and women’s or wheelchair @RLWC2021 finals at the weekend… #RLWC2021

Fantastic day of wheelchair rugby league in Sheffield, with the semifinal double header, and a big performance from @England_RL 👏🏻 women’s semi tomorrow, then onto the finals next weekend 🤞🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Then about five mins of peace before the preseason chat begins from @WhoNeedsTwoArms

"No one wants childcare ratios to be increased… so why is it even on the table?" @LaurenFabianski from @PregnantScrewed has a message to Rishi Sunak – from parents everywhere https://t.co/VkqemmlnGM #childcare #nurseries #earlyyears #RishiSunak

V V V V PROUD OF YOU 😭😭😭😭

Also if @WhoNeedsTwoArms gets a photo with @AndrewVossy, the PDRL World Cup stuff is coming off the wall, and we’re having a shrine to Vossy & galloways instead 💁🏻‍♀️

When you come from Wigan and avoided rugby league for your entire life, but then you marry @WhoNeedsTwoArms and now you’re texting him photos of @AndrewVossy wearing a @CTRLFC tigers beanie while watching a game on the tv, by choice, home alone… 😂 Make it make sense. #RLWC2021

The games hasn’t even started and he’s already been on the telly 😂 Spot @WhoNeedsTwoArms 🙈🧡

If this app goes away, I’ll always remember the good times we spent together as well as the 30-50 feral hogs that ran into that guys yard within 3-5 min of his children playing