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this is fine

hi i'm lucia i like to make music & jokes & get spooky https://t.co/QsHmicfvb8

THEY’RE SPOOKY SKELETONS?

thank you google ai

“bet” is gen z slang for “bette midler”

Four Kong Blondes

my mom sent this to me to remind me of when I was bullied in preschool by sean penn’s son

this is what happened when trying to make breakfast with my half-asleep husband

the three genders

the three genders

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

Contact https://t.co/6PzBVjhrs9 for more info on my two comedy pilots and a feature I’ve written as well as hiring me for your acting and music needs 🎥 🎸 More fun announcements coming soon!

FYI: Ireland just approved Basic Income for Artists which provides a weekly payment of €325 (approximately €1,388 per month) to eligible artists and creative workers. Better treatment for artists IS possible.

new management let’s fucking go

the life of a shogun

I guess I only make fridge content now

What no one is mentioning with these plans is not only are they insanely expensive, they’re also absolute shit coverage. Massive deductibles, shitty copays, crazy out of pocket max, 50% coinsurance, extremely small networks, etc. We need Medicare for all. It’s the only solution.

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session. Want to know why? Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out. Call GOP and tell them to swear in @AdelitaForAZ.

I guess I only make fridge content now