if @JoeBiden made eyeliner illegal i would kill myself.

RT @_YOUNGBABY_: Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

RT @midsmoker34: Picture this. Cartman just turned 21 years old. He’s now the legal drinking age. You invite him to hit the local dive. He….

RT @belovedonly0: i think i need to go to japan soon but in like a different way than everyone else does it.

RT @Giannit: A lot in my life is riding upon the new Lena Dunham series being good.

pulled out my notebook in the subway (standing). bro thinks he’s the vibe.

just had to hang up on alec because i was too locked in – high on the nyc subway.

need to post something unironically broody rn so yall know i have something cooking.

what did a poor crocodile do to deserve the phrase “crocodile tears?” badgers are much eviler more manipulative.

RT @Kurrco: Drake speaks via IG 🦉. "I’m wide awake for the nights that separate the type who get to it til they get it right from the type….

i like when you meet someone who you don’t vibe with and then find out they have a lot of friends. like there really is someone out there for everyone! that’s so, so beautiful.

RT @TheMonkeyJungle: There was a conscious shift away from teaching children the importance of endangered species and conservation as “they….

RT @ZohranKMamdani: In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the o….

RT @ratlimit: how has no one ever told me God spared the bisexual girls of Sodom and Gomorrah 😭

RT @raynefq: So easy to universalize personal experience into cultural critique . just caught myself thinking “interesting how pumpkin car….

RT @CacoKidOH: Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE.

RT @gracecamille_: i was in 3rd grade looking down on kids reading Captain Underpants.

RT @TrishCrave: New Pope Prevost Shares a Birthday With Trisha Paytas’ Daughter, Malibu Barbie.

RT @sweetestconn: how writing a cover letter feels

RT @wuooods: very liberating that if you fool the same guy more than once it's low key not on you anymore.