My EP Self Help 101 is now live!! Featuring: Let's Get This Sleep, Go Green and a remastered version of Stay Hydrated💦😴♻️Go Listen!! https://t.co/7g4K5N52Yj

Boomers always be talking bout the pandemic. ‘I haven’t seen you in 4 years, that’s pre pandemic! bro stfu ur pre historic

bouldering is not a personality

Does anyone else think it’s crazy that October comes after September? Like wtf slow down

A King who doesn't is no King at all.

I can’t believe Purple Rain is about lean

Guy next me on a zoom meeting talking about extending the budget. Bro you in a Starbucks you can’t extend shit

Captain Breadbeard's Bready Brilliant Alternative Comedy Night Fri 21 July 7:30pm No.35 Restaurant #Canterbury #UKcomedy @captbreadbeard LINE-UP @lucasjefcoate @mortgage_daddy @TrevorFeelGood @Sammus_the_Hutt TIX https://t.co/07bzSqLMMt #JOKEPIT IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA LAUGHTER

A man on the street asked me if I smoked weed. I said I didn’t but I appreciated him asking, it’s nice to feel seen.

Just saw a ginger police officer Call him Fed Sheeran

the fact that who’d’ve is grammatically correct is insane to me

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Comparison is the bane of unhappiness And Bane is the bad guy in Batman

when a man becomes a boy

yo bro put on your milk mix

‘TED 2’ star Tom Brady has officially retired after 23 seasons.

uh oh

going through something rn (a can of pringles)

got sucked off while listening to classic fm call that radiohead

All these guys tryna find the clit but I’m just trying to find myself

he fucked my shit up