Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
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Kent based comedian and lover of bread.
Joined March 2018
We're back baby! Come join us for a fantastic evening of alternative comedy at @The_CosyClub Canterbury, Tuesday 5th August. Tickets here: https://t.co/VKeag76TSo
#canterbury #comedy #standup #alternativecomedy #kent #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #standupcomedy #livecomedy
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BOOK NOW! Captain Breadbeard's Alternative Comedy Night on Tue 5th Aug 2025 7:30pm (London) at Cosy Club, St Margaret's St, Canterbury CT1 2TH, UK - https://www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/canterbury/cap...
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We've got a super line-up for Tuesday's show. Check it out! 📅 Tues 4 Nov - 7:30pm 📍 Cosy Club, Canterbury 🎟 £10 - https://t.co/5bljqxhVrT
#canterbury #kent #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #standupcomedy #musicalcomedy #supportlivecomedy #livecomedy #standup #comedyclub
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It has emerged that a group of Italian smugglers are responsible for the UK budgie deficit this year. Rachel Reeves is hopeful for a speedo recovery, but so far it’s just fallen shorts.
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I’ve recently opened my own french boulangerie. It’s called “Welcome to the house of pain”
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We’ve got a fantastic lineup for you on Tuesday! Plus see who wins our “Not The funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe 2025” award 🏆 Tickets: https://t.co/efQX1TZpdN
@PromoteComedy @The_CosyClub #canterbury #whatson #cosyclub #livecomedy #supportlivecomedy #oneliners #jokes
jokepit.com
BOOK NOW! Captain Breadbeard's Alternative Comedy Night on Tue 5th Aug 2025 7:30pm (London) at Cosy Club, St Margaret's St, Canterbury CT1 2TH, UK - https://www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/canterbury/cap...
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May also contain gluten 😉 If you find yourself in Folkestone next week, come join for a free fun evening.
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The problem with Dutch planes is, they never land.
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Come join us for Captain Breadbeard's Alternative Comedy Night, Tuesday 5th August @The_CosyClub Canterbury! Tickets here: i https://www.jokepit.com/e/40322
@PromoteComedy #canterbury #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #livecomedy #alternativecomedy #standupcomedy
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My wife and I bought our dads a hot air balloon experience, then watched as they flew father and father away.
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Pronouns are hard to bear. Most of them can’t even speak.
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Once kitten, twice fly, three times a lady. Reincarnation roulette.
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I saw a pelican and a puffing crossing the road, and I thought, toucan play at that game.
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You get to choose who you vote for today. All I’m gonna say is, there definitely something fishy about that Sushi Sunak fella…. #Elections2024
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Spaghetti hoops are just the Os from Alphabetti Spaghetti.
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I’ve been planting bulbs this week. Made light work of it. Smashing results.
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5k to couch. Everyday, just run a little bit less. If you complete it, then next is one called couch to potato.
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There’s something fishy about that Sushi Sunak guy. Salmon had to say it.
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My friends and I have a long running joke. Mo Farah, Paula Radcliffe and Eliud Kipchoge walk into a bar.
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Saturday! Saturday! Tickets here: https://t.co/6LDNw7OEaZ You know what to do 😎 #Canterbury #Comedy #Whatson #Standup #StandupComedy #supportlocal #supportlivecomedy
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