I'm back to post every single dumb thought I think of in real time.

How fun and sexy would it be if the remaining tweeps simply unionized.

Lol also this is like the worst time to have a hiring freeze.

Why don't yall go to mastodon?.

RT @oneunderscore__: Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rath….

What if all the laid off tweeps or whatever went and built Theseus's social media platform.

RT @MNateShyamalan: elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satiric….

What if instead of paying for verification you had to pay to change your profile name lol.

Can we do like a recap of why the British rule was so bad.

I get like 12 hours of beauty sleep but it doesn't seem to do anything. .

Join me @Pagely and @godaddy - We’re looking for a Senior #frontend Developer to join us #remotely (sorry for the hashtags). Once again, I would love to have more women in the candidate pool!.Great company, great job, and I'm really cool too. to apply.

When are you going to make a new product, like a YouTube competitor, @netflix?.

Help I'm addicted to checking slack on my day off.

Is there a way to watch prime video without having to use thier app? It's impossible to get anything to load and kind of embarrassing for them tbh.

Disco slaps, we should bring it back.

RT @darkemblemnft: To celebrate launching our #WAX #NFT, we are going to air drop everyone who buys a pack this weekend a free LEGENDARY #N….

How come when Netflix raises prices yall won't stop talking about it, but when Amazon starts charging for ups dropoff, not a peep? 🧐.

If the sanctions work, can we use them to stop genocide in other places?.

When you briefly feel that"oh yeah, I actually know tons of stuff" feel, ride that high.