. @heyamine @slowthai

Heat abroad feels like you're being caressed by a massage therapist, heat in the UK feels like you're being strangled by a crackhead

That Vassell-Hendrie link up was a thing of beauty

Wait...

After watching #HarrysHeroes, we're sending some love to @leehendrie77 & @PaulMerse. #AVFC legends. The Villa faithful will always be with you! 👊 A problem shared is a problem halved. Keep raising awareness of #mentalhealth. We're with you.

Paul Merson's still a baller 😭

Ahhh the old make an intentional typo so you can joke about it technique

The bear on the warwickshire county logo is a freak why's he standin like that

👀👀 @HeadieOne

And banana flakes are better than both

https://t.co/0T7eUiRVq6

@HipHopNumbers Madlib, Kendrick, Kanye Kanye, Frank Ocean, André 3000 Madlib, Pusha T, Freddie Gibbs Kanye, Kendrick, André Travis, Thug, Future

Clo's just asked if we can watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians together after lockdown. I pray they never let us out

Decided to start "supporting" Wolfsburg and they're already disappointing me. Feels just like the Villa 😍😍😍 bastards

There's no way I just watched him shoutin Man Don't Care at his girl's mom hahahahahaha

How am I seeing people slate strawberries on the timeline 🤦‍♂️ easily a top 3 fruit. Going back to sleep, you're all idiots

All props to @DTathletic for getting this quote out of Paul Gascoigne regarding the breakdown of a move to Manchester United. Laughed out loud.

Timeless.

2020 and i just accidentally made a "that awkward moment when" tweet. Someone put a bullet in my brain