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@loret826
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Connecticut, USA
Joined November 2009
Well I did it! I’m a certified phlebotomist. Ready to draw your blood :)
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Chance you actually wore this belt in 1982: 1.8% Chance you burned your legs on it all summer: 1,000,000%
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Super Sky Point to Brian Wilson, one of the most incredible musical geniuses to ever grace this planet and a gentle soul. Pet Sounds remains a masterpiece waiting to be discovered by future generations. Brian had a hard life but gave us so much. St. Peter, grab a surfboard. #RIP
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I just got around to watching The Crowded Room, which is a heartbreaking, thought-provoking, and magnificent piece of storytelling that lingers in your mind long after the final credits roll. I’m glad I didn’t let this one pass by.
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The word it out. See it TONIGHT. Marvel Studios' #Thunderbolts* arrives in theaters! Get tickets now: https://t.co/bFq0RNfp6K
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I know nothing about soccer but I’m pretty sure this is Don Henley being consoled by Leo Sayer.
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Everybody’s having a good time but then there’s Bert just giving some kid the fucking stink eye.
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Nothing says ‘freshly washed car’ like a flock of bird’s personal stamp of approval….. literally within minutes after leaving the car wash. Never fails.
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All food tastes 200% better when served in one of these sweet bastards. It increases to 400% if you’re in a bowling alley.
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Nothing better than losing on The People’s Court and then having Doug Llewelyn treat you like you’re a stupid piece of shit on your way out.
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You cannot possibly begin to understand what a life event going here was in the 80s unless you were there …
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Nobody partied harder in the 70s than Alice Cooper and Edith Bunker.
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When Mr. Roper and Mr. Furley joined forces, all women were powerless.
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Her eyes are about two feet higher than that, Bonaduce …
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If you’re not watching #severance You’re missing out on one of the most amazing series ever. So far, there hasn’t been one “ filler episode” yet. Praise Kier!!
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