The Climate
@DearClimate
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You had your chance, now you Pay, literally. Oceans will boil, forests burn, and cities Drown unless you give me youR money. All of it.
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Young people will DESTROY Canada. This is frightening.
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I'm warning you IGNORANT far-right CONservative anti-science peasants right now:
Summer is coming, and the weather will be warmer than it was in the winter.
YOU DID THIS!
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How to spot a FAR-RIGHT extremist:
-Use of plastic cutlery or straws
-Demands lower taxes & smaller government
-Displays a Canadian flag
-Doesn't peel labels or rinse out recyclables
-No organics waste bin
-Listens to podcasts instead of CBC
-Shows signs of muscle development
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5 RED FLAGS that your "man" is a FAR-RIGHT extremist:
1. No Taylor Swift songs on their playlist
2. Doesn't drive an electric vehicle
3. Has never posted "I got vaccinated" to social media
4. Plays or watches competitive sports
5. Mysteriously absent from 9-5 on Monday to Friday
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I'm SICK of far-right attacks on Trudeau. NOBODY has a right to be upset with ANY elected government.
In democracies, you have the freedom to choose who you would most like to obey.
Canada is such a democratic beacon that we even let OTHER countries help choose our leader!
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@JohnWing5
No kidding! They keep blabbering on about money and debt, housing and paycheques.
RIDICULOUS!
Us liberals are busy tackling real problems, like the men's tampon shortage crisis and stopping the weather.
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Carbon pricing WORKS, as it incentivizes lowering your use of and dependency on fossil fuels.
Everyone I know is now only driving ¾ of the way to work and then cross country skiing the remainder of the way.
We're all in this together... again!
#ClimateBrawl
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@CaulfieldTim
True. My uncle Jim would never have carried his baby to full term without the help of Pfizer.
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NOBODY has brought more Canadian families closer together than
#IStandWithTrudeau
!
His 8 year housing plan has brought multiple generations of families together, all under one roof! Even the 23 temporary exchange students renting our garage can't wait to vote for him a 3rd time!
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@Captaincoby00
Every immigrant should be given a free tent, waterproof matches, and puberty blockers upon completion of their citizenship test to help them assimilate.
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@liberal_party
I've already canceled my Netflix in anticipation. One step ahead of Chrystia this time.
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LET ME BE CLEAR: If you're in a province or state where solar eclipses strike, like Ontario or into New York, a vital part of preparing for solar eclipse season is to get vaccinated NOW!
Everything is more complicated if you're not vaccinated and a solar eclipse happens.
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Any FAR-RIGHT MapleMAGAs who do NOT vote for the Trudeau/Singh carbon coalition are DIRECTLY responsible for any future:
Russian wildfires
Atlantic hurricanes
Dubai floods
African droughts
Atmospheric rivers
Temperatures above 20°
Covid & Ukrainian deaths
Low Bud Light sales
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@SeanFraserMP
He'll never win.
I'll fight tooth and nail to protect my tent city from becoming a FAR-RIGHT extremist housing development.
Thank you for protecting our rich culture and heritage of outdoorspeoplekindship.
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⚠️Attention Canada⚠️
Poilievre only wants a no confidence election NOW because by 2025, 80% of Canadians will have built generational wealth through the carbon rebate program.
Don't let far-right extremists lie to you. You're less than 2 years away from unfathomable riches!
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As a ZEALOUS supporter of Trudeau and ALL of the current things, I often get asked by FAR-RIGHT CONservatives "Hey idiot, how will he build 3.7 million homes if he can't even get clean drinking water to everyone?".
What a RIDICULOUS question. Being part of a cult requires faith.
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@liberal_party
You need to attract voters. Have you considered higher taxes and more immigration while condemning and censoring your opposition?
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Nothing annoys me more than STINKY overalled people who commute to dirty jobs.
If you don't work from bed, in pajamas on a laptop while UberEating avocado toast, then you took a took a wrong turn in life.
We are better than you.
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I am INFURIATED.
More than usual.
I would MUCH rather overdose while permacamping in East Vancouver or get stabbed riding transit in Toronto than EVER vote for someone who's been in the vicinity of a you-know-what Trudeau flag, especially if they're in possession of stickers.
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This is EXHAUSTING!
Everyday I'm ratio'd by far right Harper-Bots & PeePeeStans. NOBODY should be subjected to unacceptable fringe views in their replies.
If the CONservatives win, I'll be moving to Brazil. Alexandre de Moraes will protect me from wrong think & free speech.
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TIRED of unaffordable housing?
SICK of food prices?
WORRIED about global boiling?
Can't get your fuel guage up?
The Trudeau liberals are the ONLY party that offers Canadians a compassionate tailor-MAiD solution to problems created by everyone who didn't vote for Trudeau.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Mark Gerretsen just crashed the BPWM2C+ (Bureau of Plastic Weapons of Mass Climate Change Plus) website while trying to individually register each of his LEGO pieces.
We're gonna need a bigger server.
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Only IGNORANT far-right CONservatives would complain that having bank accounts frozen or being held without bail for protesting is "tyranny."
Want to know what REAL tyranny feels like?
Try robbing millions of dollars from an international airport and losing your gym pass.
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@liberal_party
Having an opposition party that opposes you is a threat to democracy. Poilievre should have his bank accounts frozen for his insolence.
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Now THIS, this is a crowd! Take heed CONservatives!
Look at that energy!
Look at the buzz!
The whole town is in attendance and not a green screen in sight!
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@SeanFraserMP
So much has changed in only 8 years!
I used to hate having to leave my house, put the kids in the car, and drive to the grocery store to buy them affordable lunches.
Now I can just park our RV next to the school, and they can bring their school lunches home to share with me.
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@liberal_party
@JustinTrudeau
I'm not worried about it. Canadians see through PeePee and are abandoning the CPC in droves for the sunny ways of the LPC.
Reasonable people prefer an affordability crisis to a guy who was mentioned on an American podcast.
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I don't know about you, but I'm feeling about 23% better today.
Thank you Canada!
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@Savage16May
It's going to help a lot of Canadians get back in touch with their outdoor roots.
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A national food program for rapidly rising numbers of malnutritioned children is PROOF that 8 years of Trudeau is making life more affordable.
Don't let far-right extremists convince you that affordable food without government assistance is a sign of economic stability.
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You MISERABLE CONservatives are just IMPOSSIBLE to please.
Trudeau is literally taking money from the pre-born to fund the luxurious lifestyles & programs that ALL Canadians enjoy TODAY!
That's foresight! That's progress!
That's going to where the puck WILL be!
That's our PM!
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Much like Blockbuster or Napster, farmers will soon be a relic of the past. They've failed to adapt in an advancing world. I give it another 2 years, 3 tops, before UberEats and HelloFresh delivery drivers completely replace farmers.
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Pierre Poilievre's performance today was DISGRACEFUL!
Who shows up looking like a slovenly hot mess and drunkenly serenades the attendants of a state funeral?!?
NO CLASS PIERRE, THAT'S WHO!
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Find someone who gropes you like this, and never let them go. ❤️
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Stupid indeed! CONservatives just don't understand business & have ZERO common sense.
Yields would be higher, production more cost efficient, and groceries cheaper if farmers had a brain and went back to ox and plow and then handcarted it into the village market.
Jody gets it!
@CPerry96
@DearClimate
@Captaincoby00
@yegwave
They can afford $75,000 tractors but 3 cents more a liter in gas is over the top. What was it Forrest Gumps mother say. "Stupid is as Stupid does.
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⚠️HELP!⚠️
I've been personkindnapped and thrown in the back of a lifted diesel Dodge Ram with an Axe the Tax bumper sticker.
I can overhear my CONservative captors say they're taking me to Loblaws, where they will FORCE me to purchase President's Choice apples AGAINST MY WILL!
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THIS is why
#IStandWithTrudeau
, and always will!
Canadians need a Tent Protection Fund NOW more than ever!
This sends a clear message to MapleMAGA CONservatives that they may try to take our rebates, but they'll NEVER take our tents!
🏢🏡 We’re introducing the Tenant Protection Fund to better protect tenants against rising rent payments, renovictions, and bad landlords.
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You might be a far-right extremist if you don't believe:
Taxes change the weather
Men can get pregnant
Government and media never lie
Covid came from bat soup
Ukraine is winning
Guns can shoot themselves
Loblaws created inflation
Federal spending = free money
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It's really simple CONservitives, so let me break it down for you.
Famines, droughts, floods, blizzards, cold snaps, heat waves, atmospheric rivers, wildfires, & other natural disasters are man-made.
Earth was in a constant state of harmonic balance before the discovery of oil.
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To the economically illiterate FAR-RIGHT CONservative climate bigots who still support PeePee or BURNier, I'll type slow so that even you can understand:
You get back in rebates OR services more than you pay on ANY tax!
That's why our GDP, Gross Debt Production, is growing!
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@CTVNews
Tourism is a danger to human survival and democracy. Only the rich and elite should be able to legally travel beyond 15 minutes from home.
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Ratio'd AGAIN by far-right mapleMAGA extremists with unacceptable views.
Why do I even bother with Elon's online klan rally app? I'll tell you why... Because I don't give up on my dreams.
I WILL see the day that PM Trudeau announces a ban on the sale of single use toilet paper.
I'm SICK of far-right attacks on Trudeau. NOBODY has a right to be upset with ANY elected government.
In democracies, you have the freedom to choose who you would most like to obey.
Canada is such a democratic beacon that we even let OTHER countries help choose our leader!
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I have total NUT JOBS from the far left & right POLLUTING my feed. Let's "clear the air".
There wasn't a single flood, hurricane, or wildfire prior to Henry Ford.
Penguins migrated to & from the Arctic & Antarctica until the Standard Oil Co. melted the Great Atlantic Ice Field.
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I get LOTS of RWNJs in my feed, confused by the basic science of a carbon tax, so pull up a chair DEPLORABLES and learn up.
In the Spacetime Continuum, the Earth & climate are relatively young & immature, which is why NOW is the ideal time to fund climate-reassignment surgery.
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Will you tell your grandchildren that you did NOTHING while Alex Jones led an INSURRECTION of Ottawa to shape policy and peddle INFOWARS brand boner supplements?
I will NOT sit quietly by while MAGA members of congress try to hijack our democracy and turn Canada into Russia.
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#IStandWithTrudeau
, and ALWAYS will.
Under Justin's progressive leadership, back injuries from carrying groceries are down over 400%!
The Trudeau liberals are always playing 4-D chess while others play checkers.
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5 RED FLAGS that your child is a FAR-RIGHT extremist:
1. Shows interest in outdoor activities
2. Shows NO interest in watching Caillou or the Barbie movie
3. Doesn't LOVE wearing a properly fitted N95
4. Has built a wall with LEGO
5. Never finishes eating their puberty blockers
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This is an OUTRAGEOUS ATTACK on decency and democracy!
When did Bill MAGAhar become an unacceptable fringe overalled climate denying anti-vax misogynistic pro-life alt-far-right christo-fascist MapleMAGA supporter?
Biden MUST extradite Mahar IMMEDIATELY for hate speech.
They say in politics, liberals are the gas pedal, and conservatives are the brakes, and I'm generally with the gas pedal, but not if we're driving off a cliff.
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5 RED FLAGS that your "woman" is a FAR-RIGHT extremist:
1. Prefers cooking to UberEats
2. Has or wants children
3. Knows who Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, or Tucker Carlson are
4. Thinks Dylan Mulvaney isn't gorgeous
5. Has EVER French braided her hair
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Trudeau's
#Budget2024
is a MASTER STROKE in financial acumen.
If you have a $1 & a line of credit for $10,000, you have $10,001 dollars.
Balancing budgets is for BROKE LOSERS who don't understand inflation, pay attention to fiscal or monetary policy, & can't do basic math.
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@CanadianPolling
@kylejhutton
I did not have Canadians getting sick of living in tents on my bingo card. What happened to our love of the outdoors and perma-camping?
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Canada can not afford Pierre Poilievre. He will:
- Ban abortion
- Pay child benefit tax based on how many guns you own
- CONvert hospitals into churches
- Join BRICS
- Turn Canada into a desert oilfield
- Replace CBC with RT as the national broadcaster
- Steal white Christmases
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@liberal_party
Thank you for significantly shrinking the middle class in order to make these investments for them less costly. Sunny ways!
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My name is The Climate, and I am a Globalist.
I want elections outlawed IMMEDIATELY!
Our basic dictatorship is nurtured by a conventional carbon coalition to go against the will of a fringe majority with unacceptable views.
There is no space for democracy in the new Canada.
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Oh, it's going to be SOOO much worse. Women will have to:
Keep a photo of Pierre displayed in their home.
Dress like Anne of Green Gables.
Attend church regularly.
Marry first husband by 19, 2nd husband by 21, 3rd by 25.
Memorize Ana Poilievre's family recipe for Chicharrones.
It’s true it’s disheartening! But here in Canada there is a substantial number of MP’s in the Con caucus who are waiting to remove rights to abortion. And birth control right here in Canada. This next election is the Women’s Rights Election. If Poilievre wins Women lose.
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@s_guilbeault
You're doing great work! I hear the children of the Congo are quite pleased to hear their continued employment is secure!
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Any national food program MUST and WILL embrace insect based protein.
Don't let far-right conspiracy theorist mapleMAGAs try to tell you that delicious and creamy mRNA infused insect paste can't play the starring role in a well-balanced healthy diet and vibrant stable climate.
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@cafreeland
We don't need jobs. We need higher carbon taxes with bigger rebates and UBI so we can get our Disney+ back.
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@CTVNews
Retract this disinformation. Trudeau and Freeland say they've made life more fair and affordable for everyone. Is TD Bank calling them liars?
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This is TERRIFYING!
We CANNOT allow Build Back Better to be derailed by FAR-RIGHT CONservatives. How can so many Canadians be so ungrateful for all of the free stuff?
You're all literally only alive to complain about unaffordability because of a cheap $80 million app.
This week's Abacus Data poll modelled:
CPC: 218 (+99)
LPC: 58 (-102)
BQ: 38 (+6)
NDP: 27 (+2)
GPC: 2 (-)
(Seat change with 2021 election)
(Model by
@kylejhutton
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@AlexpiersonAMP
@ksamgnet1
Well yeah, it's not like they stole democracy using hot tubs and bouncy castles.
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NOBODY I know wants to go back to pre-Justin Trudeau Canada.
I'll never forget those days, being whisked briefly through the ER before ever being given the chance to sleep off my ails in the hallway.
Everyone deserves an equal chance at recovering on contoured hospital benches.
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@CTVNews
Budgets balance themselves. If Trudeau is the Wayne Gretzky of politics, Freeland is the Jari Kurri of finance.
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This is LITERALLY the worst day of my life.
My apparently FAR-RIGHT co-birthing parent/partner sort of thing just informed me that they/them WON'T be voting for Trudeau.
@RealAlexJones
ruined my life. I'll be serving 'You will own half and be happy' papers this evening.
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My threads are ALWAYS full of the fringe minority with unacceptable views who chose not to do the right thing.
Don't think you can come into my feed and reply next to Trudeau voters & put them at risk.
I must protect myself, my community, & kids who can't yet vote Trudeau.
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@ABDanielleSmith
Wrong again Danielle.
Carbon pricing WORKS, as it incentivizes lowering your use of and dependency on fossil fuels.
Everyone I know is now only driving ¾ of the way to work and then cross country skiing the remainder of the way.
We're all in this together... again!
#ClimateBrawl
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@RealAlexJones
Congratulations on doing the right thing. You just guaranteed yourself a much better chance at a healthier pregnancy and hurricane survival, according to the researchers, scientists, and experts.
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The UN climate chief, my other other boss, says you peasants have 2 YEARS left before you die... AGAIN!
That's why it's CRUCIAL that Trudeau & Biden get reelected for another 4 years and why you MUST embrace the UN 2030 SDG goals.
The math may not stack up, but the bodies will.
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Viewing a solar eclipse is PEAK PRIVILEGE! Not everyone is capable of enjoying the view equally.
I call on the PMO to impose a Solar Eclipse EMA lockdown to force everyone to stay in their house or tent.
Canada will NEVER tolerate celestial event viewing ableism and inequality!
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@liberal_party
I'll never let PeePee stand in the way of your plans to Make Camping Great Again.
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@AreOhEssEyeEe
I'm getting by the minute updates out of Toronto. I'm hearing there's roaming gangs of cannibals terrorizing Yonge St.
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SHAMEFUL!
The sheer hubris of PeePee to call for an election in the middle of a deadly pandemic during a climate crisis is UNCONSCIONABLE!
Anyone who would put their citizens at risk of contracting a deadly virus in an attempt to secure a majority based on polling is a MONSTER!
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@cafreeland
Thank you for MAiDing my children's foolish notions of selfishly owning their own property one day.
The family that has to pay together, stays together.
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NOBODY deserves capital gains!
You're NOT entitled to increased income based upon increased knowledge or labor.
This is NOT the Canada my comrades & I were promised when we were bussed under duress by Chinese nationals into key electoral ridings to cast our votes for Trudeau.
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I won't be lectured to by "overalled folk".
Captain Cuck and his followers proving everything wrong in Canada……
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@GlobalNational
Bill MAGAhar is a far-right extremist. He's not even up to date on his boosters ffs.
I bet he doesn't even use tampons.
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@CTVNews
This will sort itself out when the government receives its quarterly carbon rebate cheque. They'll get back way more than they paid. I have net zero worries about this.
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Weather has a disproportionately DESTRUCTIVE effect on minority households, where temperatures soar up to 20° higher than their white Christian neighbors.
I propose a Halal Carbon Rebate, where minority non-Christian households pay zero carbon taxes & receive a FREE heat pump.
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@ABDanielleSmith
The carbon tax creates generational wealth for 8 out of 10 Canadians. The economists who brought us such hits as "inflation is transitory" and "interest rates will remain low for a long time" say so. I'd rather listen to the experts than what is seen on a bank statement.
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@liberal_party
@cafreeland
Thank you for creating tent equity for all Canadians, present and future.
Everyone deserves the chance to experience living in Canada's amazing natural outdoor beauty first-hand.
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I can't tell you how deeply OFFENDED I am by PeePee referring to ALL small abodes as "shacks."
It's SHAMEFUL & DISGUSTING.
While I may have assembled it under Trudeau, my home was manufactured & bought during the Harper era. The Harper CONservatives forced me to live like this!
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Solar eclipses only have a 99.99% survival rate for the young & healthy.
Declaring a STATE OF EMERGENCY for today's solar eclipse safely & effectively spared hospital ICUs from being overwhelmed & prevented a repeat of the mass casualty event seen during the 2017 eclipse.
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@JustinTrudeau
When do we get increased squatters rights? Everyone deserves a house title to fight over.
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@AreOhEssEyeEe
I'd take her somewhere romantic, like Arby's, and have them make her a sandwich because I'm not a cheap misogynist far right extremist.
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⚠️PSA⚠️
Keys to surviving cold, dark springs of severe winter storms, illness, and death due to global boiling induced rolling blackouts:
Heat pump
EV
$1700 Canada Goose Parka
Rolex with fresh battery
Freezer full of Atlantic lobster
@GeraldKutney
's new book
9th covid booster
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