So true. 😆

‘And so I am left with no choice but to demand the resignation of Larry the Cat.’

Keir, you’re a good man. A decent man. An Arsenal fan (always a good test of a man). When you did Life Stories, I found your remarkable journey to the top of British politics very inspiring. But this can’t go on. For the good of the country, resign. ⁦@Keir_Starmer⁩

WOW‼️Turns out Morgan McSweeney's father was paid £6MILLION by Starmer's government to house illegal migrants. No wonder they didn't stop the boats. 🇬🇧

The Guardian has published a good cartoon, for once.

This video changed my life.

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https://t.co/PfHsthv8C8

True

You really had to be there... 🥹

David Lammy at PMQs: “My father was ran out of business under the thatcher government” So we brought Mrs Thatcher back to run him out of business as well ⬇️

I often think about this

COVID-19 wasn't 3 years ago It was 7 years ago

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”. It’s not because men are selfish. It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.” He was not in the mood to…

I’m so glad I listened to plumber and held for nearly four years and was only down 86%, greatest investment opportunity of my lifetime… I’m so glad I didn’t buy palantir instead at $7!

Grok Imagine prompt: Say in American accent “ All I want for Christmas is AMC stock at $1” @CEOAdamArno @CEOAdamArno_ @AMCGoofies

You better not laugh, you better not cry, you better leave the country I’m telling you, Reeves isn’t finished no way

Happy now you voted Labour?

Repeat after me…..

Brilliant