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“Who calls their father’s cousin their aunt??” Literally every brown person.
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has just been caught red-handed changing his story after saying his Muslim "aunt" had a very rough time wearing a hijab in public after 9/11 It was a "cousin" of his father, who is no longer alive, named "Zehra Fuhi." It's been exposed that Zohran's
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It's good to see that @CBSNews has found a replacement for John Dickerson. We really are living 20 Minutes Into the Future @jdickerson @CBS #maxdickroom
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Three busses of marines were unloading outside the African American Museum when we arrived this morning. The Marines seemed very uneasy. Inside the staff and visitors were all acting a little nervous. That’s when we realised it’s exactly enough marines to surround the building.
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- What happens when a small country decides to play Monopoly... with an ENTIRE US state? - Breaking: One nation's billion-dollar fever dream about to shock the world 💥 - Imagine buying a WHOLE state like it's a garage sale item. This is NOT a fake news."
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Buy it from Trump, the bigliest crowdfunding ever
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Wait? Is @elonmusk the First Lady now? How am I just finding out? Or is this some shenanigans? @ElonMuskAOC @ElonMuskPD @elonia_musk #elonia #eloniamusk
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Wait? Is @elonmusk the First Lady now? How am I just finding out? Or is this some shenanigans? @ElonMuskAOC @ElonMuskPD @elonia_musk #elonia #eloniamusk
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idk how to explain this but bitcoin, nfts, amway, and magic the gathering are all the same
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Originally from Chicago, I was taught from an early age how important it is to Vote Early and Vote Often. So far I’ve voted for @RepJackKimble six times. It’s that important that we re-elect this American Hero™️ who’s running once again to represent CA’s fighting’ 54th. #vevo
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I think it’s incredibly brave of @TuckerCarlson to express his fantasies of “Daddy” @realDonaldTrump calling him a bad girl and giving him a vigorous spanking. Does he realise the GOP wants to take this right away from him?
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I didn’t know I needed Aubrey Plaza cackling like the Wicked Witch of the West in my life until I watched Agatha All Along.
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Honestly, if you ever walked into an Abercrombie & Fitch between 1992 & 2014 this should come as no surprise @Abercrombie
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I heard that KamalaCare is going to include paying for you to recover from surgery in a Four Seasons with private nurses like millionaires and billionaires do.
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