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Who controls the memes, controls the Universe • Dogecoin • Elon Musk Parody Account
Joined February 2011
STAY SHILLING, STAY ACTIVE, STAY STRONG. Work for your bags like your life depends on it. NO RISK, NO MILLIONS.
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@Joeybadass brought his Brooklyn energy to the latest episode of Chime’s Ball on A Budget. Powered by @chime
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JUST IN: 🔥 $11.6 TRILLION CHARLES SCHWAB TO LAUNCH BITCOIN TRADING IN 2026. Legacy finance can’t ignore crypto anymore 🚀
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We often talk about moonshots, but what matters now is utility + community + patience. $ETH is gathering strength, institutions are sneaking in, and the hype phase is shifting toward execution. That shift matters for tokens like $FLOKI... yes it's got the brand and the
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Rich people don’t need to be fashionable to attract robbers.
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Another successful payout from @Tradeify S2F accounts. The monthly business mindset keeps me aligned and focused on sustainable growth. I never rush the journey! Instead - prioritize quiet observation and disciplined risk management.
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My children didn’t choose to be born, I chose to have children, They owe me nothing, I owe them everything. - ELON MUSK
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When the President plays fast and loose with “emergency powers,” it’s small businesses like Learning Resources and @hand2mind that pay the price. As the Supreme Court heard oral arguments today in Learning Resources v. Trump, Chairman and CEO Rich Woldenberg sat down with NCLA’s
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BTC just survived a 470M USD ETF outflow punch and is still camped around 109k-110k That tells you structure is strong and whales are not panicking, ETFs still hold 1.43M BTC and the Fed just cut 25 bps but refused to promise December, so guidance is now the trade. If big tech
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The Phallic Shaped Islet, Ouvéa Atoll, New Caledonia 🌴 Location: Northern part of Ouvéa Lagoon, Loyalty Islands Province, New Caledonia (a French overseas territory in the South Pacific). 🗺️ Coordinates: 20°37′37″ S, 166°18′02″ E
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When the Fed cuts rates, and tech earnings beat expectations, what happens? Risk appetite rises, which means memecoins are interesting investments again. $FLOKI has carved out brand strength and utility in that space. If memes start running again, Floki will blow up most
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2 years. 8 products. 1 mission. TokenFi made tokenization simple, fast, and compliant and now they're celebrating their anniversary with $3,000 in prizes. Easy win if you have some creative design skills.
2-Year Anniversary TokenFi Infographic Contest Showcase TokenFi's products and stand a chance to win! We're offering $3000 in prizes, with 10 winners each receiving $300 USDT (BEP-20)! The Infographic must include ALL of the following TokenFi products: - TokenFi Token Launcher
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$FLOKI looks ready for its next leg. It's consolidating near $0.00007 with volume cooling off. textbook setup before a breakout. On BNB Chain, FLOKI is the most held and most battle-tested memecoin, powering core products like Valhalla, FlokiFi Locker, and the Trading Bot (one
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Still, Sparkling or HUVE? The HUVE Perform hydrogen water bottle uses advanced electrolysis to infuse your water with molecular hydrogen - a powerful antioxidant, shown to help neutralize free radicals, reduce inflammation, and support recovery at the cellular level.
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This restaurant in Thailand delivers food to guests in a way that looks like it’s flying. 🎥 zipline
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