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Poor door getting slammed every year
If Kylian Mbappé does not join Real Madrid this summer, the club will slam the door on him forever.
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By far the highest stakes in any sport, they tried to discredit this after Messi won it lol
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He's clearly passionate about what he does and he's doing it extremely well, can't hate on a man for being happy
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Rapist goes from United to La Liga where have I seen this before... 💭
Mason Greenwood to Getafe, deal now sealed and signed! Manchester United and player give final green light 🔵🤝🏻
Deal with Lazio collapsed, Getafe sign Greenwood. 🏴
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You can't tell me this is isn't sickest team we've had in ages ffs
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Tears streaming down my fucking face
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This Gavi dagger has me googling "football players who re-discovered their form after ACL injuries" articles feckkk
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Footy fell off so hard now I have to watch "Ferran" "Raphinha" and "Rodrygo" on a weekly basis
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Dunked on "Modric" in two finals in the span of 6 months the future is now old man
Gavi is the 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player in Spain's history to win an international title! 💎🇪🇸
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"Xavi's curse"
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Twitter "for you" page is so funny I don't even follow this guy and I'm kept up to date with his entire meal plan for the last week or so
10 large egg omlette with onions, mushrooms (boo) cheese
Mmmm all for me
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"In my era, you would have been the one to clean my boots"
Stoichkov last year: "Dembélé, in 4 and a half years you have played 20 full games. In my era, you would have been the one to clean my boots. 108 games injured. €140m + variables for you. Many foreigners who have been at the club understood what Barça means, you never did."
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Padreo total! Booommmm!
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HIMMMM
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Tchouaemni CB do these people not possess a footballing academy?
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How life feels when you pray on someone's downfall and it finally happens
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Onlyfans daughter or british football fan son?
Remember when Ludovic Giuly scored but the referee cancelled the goal and sent off Jens Lehmann instead, in a Champions League Final?
Barcelona have been corrupt for a very long time.
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Never witnessed my club get embarassed by Madrid until Xavi came then it happened twice
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The prem is fucking ass defensively man I'm ngl you're never getting this much space in modern day La Liga like ever
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Idk if I'm just brainwashed and honestly I don't care but you'll never convince me this is a corrupt football club
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Someone said this is the equivalent of Nazi Germany denying the holocaust and I honestly and I honestly don't think there is a better analogy
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Unmatched sex appeal with 0 botox drooping down his face wowzer we might've won the aesthetics debate aswell
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I don't like this attention we're suddenly getting, we're still average please let us play Europa League in peace
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We gave this version of Messi to Ernesto fucking Valverde do you know how sad that is 😂😂😂
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Throwback to when Pedro scored the European Super Cup Extra Time winner on his final game for his childhood club.
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That's deadass our greatest midfielder ever man how does this not work out...
Tiktok won't let me act "non-chalant" about this Xavi news fuckkkk it's kicking in
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WHEN THE ENTIRE BOARD WAS READY TO HAVE YOU ROT FOR 6 MONTHS ON THE BENCH BEFORE THE WORLD CUP HE WENT UP AGAINST ALL OF THEM SET HIS FOOT DOWN AND MADE YOU HIS STARTER AND TRUSTED YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY HIM??? ARE THESE THE VALUES OF A MAN?
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Over-dosing on this Xavi 2006 hopium pack just because they wear the same number and have similar names... 🕊
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Indisputable, no question. This is Barça heritage, Catalan heritage, Dutch Heritage, European heritage, Cruyff heritage. This booked us a one-way ticket to the big leagues. Thank you Koeman we owe you the world.
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Comeback Neuer please I'm tired of watching his terrorism 🙏😭
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Wtffff
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Araujo brainfarted whilst up 4-2 on aggregate with only 60 minutes left to play at home
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When he dyed his hair blonde over that summer is when I knew he fully lost his head ffs
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I miss Pique ngl we have 0 personalities like this at the club anymore just robots like Lewa who's highlight on social media is dancing with on tiktok with his wife
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And when I refuse to go on shite like this I get called a pussy man give me a breakkkk this is not fun
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Gundogan had 2 breakfasts Max with Abdé and still went over to hug him Xavi has created the helathiest dressing room of all time 😭❤️
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Why is everyone with a Vini avi just retarded
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Look at my starboy Gavi man you can't tell me this kid's ceiling is limitless
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I'm fucking crying I genuinely don't believe any "elite" club has endured this much fuckery in such a short amount of time in the 21st century, actually surreal how we're still standing here about to tune into a Mallorca away league game on a Tuesday night ... unreal pride
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One day you'll mess with the wrong demographic and they'll reveal the identity of your entire family members
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Good luck dodging the Europa League bullet too
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They included him beating Cucurella up for extra seconds on the comp 😭
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Looks like a good kit to beat Arsenal at the Emirates with in the UCL
❗️ Úʟᴛɪᴍᴀ ʜᴏʀᴀ
👀 ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ & ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴀʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴄʟᴜꜱɪᴠᴇ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ 3ʀᴅ ᴊᴇʀꜱᴇʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 2023/24. ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ- ɴɪᴋᴇ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ 9756-487
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If you aren't a Puig glurper I see no reason for you to hate Koeman, he's a club legend who took over the club in a disastrous state and tried his best to make it work with the tools he was offered, won a trophy in his first season and then lost his t2 goalscorers = got sacked
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"mbappe gonna slide for our boy" this ain't Compton bro load up your IPTV and tuck in to watch the beautiful sport
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How loyal are you
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@CFCMod_
Big fact mod, the school system is based around who has the best memory rather than who's more intelligent
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"Hack team" with 1 CDR in 9 years and 3 League titles out of the last 10 ?
Real Madrid is just a hack team to join, because how have you already completed club football at age 20, what’s even the point…
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She got SCAMMED
Sa va faire 6 ans k’elle m’aime et j’sais toujours pas pourquoi
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𝐁𝐀𝐑Ç𝐀 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒:
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Lost his autismo and started under-performing stg it must be all linked
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Thank god Madrid fans aren't as annoying as us I've already forgotten about the 4-0
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No matter how good you are you're always one United transfer away from your career going to utter shit
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I"m fucking crying that one retarded madrid account with the pink avi posted 2 billion Lion licking blood gifs just for Mbappé to stay in the end
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😭😭 we kept losing games and at one point someone made updated version with the entire madrid column being red
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Mbappé staying
Johnhonesty deactivated
Cancelo here we go soon
Barça matchday
ITS A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY
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It's actually criminal how we have 0 footage of Pep reacting the goals
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Your striker is a sex offender
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This is the aspect people don’t look at, outside of Pep’s Barca rarely does a team ever start the season in fire form winning almost every game convincingly & everyone saying they’ll win the UCL & they actually end up winning it.
It’s all about peaking at the right time.👁️
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Premier league fans are just out of the loop the whole entire time man
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This guy is ill man how do you bang it into the top corner like that few seconds after missing the whole target in a 1v1
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Just realised Neymar will retire not being a legend of any club he's played for and it made me smile a little
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Henry's head was in jupiter here lmao how have I never seen this
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Just imagined this grown ass man typing this tweet out and gagged irl whats he doing
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Look at Araujo in this clip, runs in first (due to his unparalleled physical ability) then he remembers that he's not a bitch and he stops and looks back to check that his teammates will all be able to make it in safe, THEN he leaves the pitch. Captain material ❣️
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