Lisa🩷
@lisefromphilly
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lover of bourbon and tacos. but not at the same time. breast cancer survivor, loving every day we get on this earth.
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As a “baby of a rapist” conceived before Roe v Wade, I don’t feel this “hatred” against women you speak of.
Careful of the words and tone you use bc regardless of how I (and many like me) were conceived... we’re not less worthy of respect.
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Well. My last day being 48. Here’s to 49 being the best year yet 🥃
And I’ll stop complaining about getting older bc not everyone gets to be this old. Every year is a gift. ❤️
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My surgery is scheduled for Tuesday, the first step in my breast cancer journey and i would appreciate all your prayers and good vibes as I find out the surgical pathology late next week. Super scary.
Thank you all ❤️
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Listening to my girls talk in the car-😐😂
16 yo: "I wanna marry a doctor so I don't have to work"
11 yo: "I wanna marry a guy who works at a fast food restaurant so he can bring home fries everyday"
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My 12 yr old daughter contemplating life stuff:
“Why do boys bring girls flowers? They should bring them chicken nuggets instead.”
🤔😂
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Do any of you keep your pans/baking sheets in the oven? My daughter’s friends thought this was the weirdest thing but I’ve done it my whole life. Anyone else?
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What took you all so long to figure this out? 😉
Lots of us have know this about
@jaketapper
for a long time... he's the best!
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In 3 days I move into my new apartment. First time in my life I’ve ever been on my own. Wish me luck 🍀🤞🏻☺️
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A year ago, I was so sick from chemo. Miserable. Sad. Physically& mentally at my lowest. But now I’m on the other side- I’m cooking, healthy, happy& cancer free.
And I am THANKFUL. We really don’t know what tomorrow brings. So enjoy each day. And be thankful.❤️
#Thanksgiving
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Chemo
#4
tomorrow.
I’ll be 70% done 🥳
So excited to put this chapter of my life behind me. 🤩
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@TuttleSinger
I’ve volunteered at a crisis pregnancy center. We gave out diapers and baby formula and had a “store” with kids clothes that moms could shop in. It was a beautiful place and really helped many women 😊
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I absolutely loved his answer to this question from
@jaketapper
Made me tear up.
@SenJohnMcCain
is a real American hero. 🙏🏻
.
@jaketapper
: "How do you want the American people to remember you?"
Sen. John McCain: "He served his country"
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So really guys? Is it gonna be Trump vs Bernie??
Out of the millions of Americans with amazing ideas, this is what we get? 😔
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I got a flat tire and called roadside assistance and a woman probably no older than 24 came and changed my tire and called me darlin.
So how’s your saturday going?
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The latest painting by my friends 17 year old.
Unbelievable talent ❤️
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@jaketapper
my daughter just said “did you know Jake Tapper went to DARTMOUTH”
I said yeah, why? She said w a smile “I’m researching schools.” She’s 14 haha
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I got a letter today from work that i needed to print and carry in my car... it says I’m essential and need to be at work.
In case.....??
I get pulled over?
What exactly is happening?!
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How did I miss all these Winston & Clementine Tapper tweets?
So sweet, I want a puppy 😭😍
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The person who went to bed before 9 and didn’t see it.
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It’s crazy that the gofundme account for Michael Cohen, a man with a net worth of $20m who has pleaded guilty to felonies, has more donations than my friends
@libertylatina
gofundme-and she sends food to starving kids in Venezuela. Literally starving to death.
Let that sink in.
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"Rubio should go back to Cuba"
Umm...
He was born in Miami, FL 🇺🇸🙄
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And no make up no filter bc I know there will be comments haha
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Was it the steroids or pure excitement that caused me to only sleep 3.5 hours?
Last chemo today!! ☺️🥳
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This looks really good.....
"CNN goes inside President Donald Trump's first year in office, speaking with people inside the U.S. government and those who have recently left it." Special report w
@jaketapper
on Friday.
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My son & his girlfriend since 8th grade, then & now. 🥺🥰
Blink and there it goes.
Senior prom 2021 ❤️
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Sharing the great news w the coolest kids ever 🥰❤️🙌🏻 (and now you all, the coolest twitter friends ever)
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After years of hard work and perseverance, my son (qb) got a chance to start in his first varsity game.
They scored in the opening drive... and when the school section started chanting his name.... Surreal.
#proudmom
#FridayNightLights
🏈
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I asked my daughter how her first day of high school was.
Her reply: “I never knew so many cute boys even existed”
Maybe virtual school isn’t such a bad idea after all 😂
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Right now, I'm putting a pin in my political outrage. My son is asking a girl to homecoming. He even made a poster w/ lights.
I can't even.
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@MooreSenate
@MittRomney
@realDonaldTrump
Easy there Roy.... Romney is a man of integrity. You are not.
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A woman just came in the bank without any pants on.
BUT- at least she remembered her mask. 🙃
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I bought this 10 days ago when I put my house on the market. I just accepted a great offer. Time to pop the cork.
Here’s to new beginnings. Cheers 🥂❤️
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To the miserable woman at the grocery store who mumbled under her breath in disgust “put your phone away it’s not that hard”
LADY MY GROCERY LIST IS ON MY PHONE!!! 😒
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My son moved out yesterday to live with his dad- and while I think that’s good for him and I’m fine w it, seeing his empty room today made me a little sad.
Blink and there it goes. ❤️
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@CultureCrave
@WSJ
@theheraldsun
I think the Charlie’s angels concept is tired. I personally had no interest seeing it.
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Congratulations!! 🏆
You all at
@TheLeadCNN
deserve it-- it's such a great show. (And yeah, your viewers are pretty great 😊lol)
The Lead was No. 1 in the key demo every day last week -- thank you so much for watching, folks! It's an honor to have such great viewers --
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I got a new job in customer service.
@jaketapper
you were right. America needs a breath mint.
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Tomorrow could be a *potentially* big day for me professionally. Send me some good vibes 🤞🏻💙
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I really don’t wanna see (and hear) him yelling for four years. 😒
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A months minimum wage for a bag of rice. Think about that.
TY Jake &
@TheLeadCNN
for covering this story.
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My youngest gave me this memory jar for Christmas and today I pulled out this one.
I think she meant bundt cake.
🤨😂
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A thousand times this...I remember when he was tough on Obama & DEFENDED Rosen &Fox News. And he'll be just as tough on whoever wins in 2020
Jake Tapper was one of the most aggressive cable news hosts to investigate and question the Obama admin. How quickly the right forgets that.
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My son got accepted to Clemson for Sports Management.
I’m so proud of him. ❤️
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@jaketapper
@EmmaErbach
@EmilyLindin
@MonicaLewinsky
Exactly like that. And how we've seen you use your platform as a voice for women.
You are one of the few "Men who Defend" TY
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With all due respect,
Shove your socialism up your ass.
It has never made sense to me that a tiny group of people should have incredible wealth and power in America while most people have none. That is what we are going to change.
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My 18 yo daughter made dinner and my 16 yo son cleaned up afterwards and loaded the dishwasher without being asked.
I am living my best life🥰
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I couldn’t find my phone so I asked my daughter to call me and she said
“Siri call the GOAT”
And my phone rang. 😭❤️❤️
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Let’s clear this up once and for all.
“Stuffing” is the delicious carb laden side dish to your turkey.
“Dressing” goes on your salad.
Amirite??? :)
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I can’t wait until Wednesday so we stop hearing about Beto.
Beto O'Rourke hasn't just given Ted Cruz a run for his money. He's opened the door to a new era of Texas Democrats.
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Fun update on my misery-
I have a zoom meeting w my daughters guidance counselor on Tuesday.
Which is cool except I dated him briefly in September and he has no idea I am the same Lisa.
fml 🤦🏻♀️😂
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I just typed a 3 paragraph text telling someone off and before I hit send- I deleted every word.
I feel grown.
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@joshtpm
@DiDiRNB
Dang
@jaketapper
🔥🔥🔥
(And I'm forever grateful to
@thecivilcomment
for making this gif 😂)
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@EWErickson
But what if she’s telling the truth? Maybe we shouldn’t defend either of them until the facts are in. I have no idea what happened that night, and neither do all the ppl yelling on here. I hope the truth comes out, whatever it brings.
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PSA: when you’re watching a kids football game, don’t say “who the fuck was he throwing to” in the stands. Because chances are you’re sitting next to his mom. 😒
(They still won!!)
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19 years ago today I became a mama for the first time.
There is no greater joy in my life than being mom to these goofballs.
Happy bday baby girl ❤️
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It’s kind of weird how twitter shows you tweets of ppl you don’t follow just bc someone you follow “liked” it.
I’m getting an unexpected amount of boobs and cleavage on my feed during this quarantine. 🤨🥴
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Ok does anyone else do:
sock, shoe, sock, shoe
Or do you all do:
sock, sock, shoe, shoe?
Asking for a friend.
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Ozark season 2 was crazy good!
And whoever does the music is brilliant—Pulls it all together.
I need season 3!!!
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I just wrote a note to my son in his graduation card and I’m already crying. This is gonna be an emotional day. ❤️🎓🧑🏻🎓
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@kushka53
@jaketapper
You're right... my 11 yr old doesn't have any career aspirations yet. And my oldest is an artist and musician. Hurry! Call CPS. 🙄😂
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@marcorubio
thank you, Senator for always fighting for
#humanrights
in Cuba,
#venezuela
and around the world.
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Merry Christmas, twitter friends 🎄❤️
Wishing you love and peace today and always.
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Waiting for me hair to grow back like this… seems to be taking forever but I’m thankful I’m better. Day by day I’m getting stronger and happier 🤍
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My feed is full of Gabbard “love” this morning after she knocked down Harris last night.
But don’t forget.....
SHE. IS. AN. ASSAD. APOLOGIST.
If you have a problem w Trump meeting and praising dictators, but like Gabbard, you may be a hypocrite.
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Don’t be jealous- but my powerball ticket is a $4 WINNER!
My luck is changin y’all. I’m gonna be unstoppable! 😂
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My friends 17 yo daughter is an amazing artist. This is just “stuff she painted” sitting around the house. I can’t even draw a stick figure.
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Thoughts and prayers appreciated as I attempt to go to the grocery store mere hours before we’re getting 19 inches of snow.
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I heard a noise at 2 am.... went downstairs to find my two daughters making brownies and watching a movie.
We all need this virus gone.
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I swear—with every show I watch, sex scenes don’t come on until one of my kids walks in the room. 😖
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