THE lusty argonian maid
@lindawg
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biiiiiiiiig skyrim guy. tattoo apprentice. jokester. hipshaker. it is illegal to be mean to me. do not check me out on twitch. 🛒
Joined May 2021
the guy who played Deok-su in squid game posted this on insta & it sent me into orbit
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my friend has an asshole cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” bart if you get home late.
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can medical twitter tell me what this means ? i’m at a loss
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here’s your reminder that unless someone explicitly told you with their words they are upset with you, there is no need for you to worry yourself sick. you have no mental or emotional obligation to people who do not communicate with you. no matter how much you love them.
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someone in my crochet group posted these photos asking if this was too much yarn to take on a 3 day camping trip & everyone said no
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minors tweeting about submissive & breedable bruh you should be making sure your homework is submitted & readable.
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“those tattoos & piercings make you look like a freak”
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behind every hot girl is a cat that follows them to the bathroom.
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do u guys remember when the cast of that 70s show shunned Topher & then we found out he was the only one who spoke against Danny Masterson. lol.
y'all were too busy hating on blake lively and ryan reynolds, that u overlooked the fact that the ENTIRE cast unfollowed justin baldoni .
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i don’t get the “cooking together 😍” crowd. get the fuck out of my way. how are you always in front of the cabinet i need. IM TRYING TO RELAX.
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actually i think the elephant really ties the room together.
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I work in economics, this is the BIGGEST & most obvious recession indicator:.
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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for
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my grandma told me she bought me a bag for my yarn & this was the Last thing i was expecting
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if you ONLY support abortion in the case of r*pe & incest, you are reinforcing the idea that in order for a woman to have a right to her body, someone else has to violate it first.
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you go into a girls room for the first time & it looks like this what do you immediately think be honest
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@figgled i feel like it’s pretty obvious that these are either based on the potential for getting caught in a machine (short ties or loose flowy tank top) or avoiding any possibility of a wardrobe malfunction (two straps) idk what is crazy about this.
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i found a really cool mona lisa tapestry at the goodwill bins & bought it before noticing she’s fucking jacked
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as a femme i am loving the masc mandate why are you guys so mad.
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People talk shit about the Midwest but this is what $900 a month gets you in Kansas City.
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this it what it feels like being non-binary as a kid but not knowing
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JUST CAME OUT TO MY MOM & SHE TOOK IT SO WELL CAN I GET A W.
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people are not real. i was just approached by a woman in a gas station who said “steph????” & idk why i said “yes!!!!” but we just talked about our college years in a sorority together at UW. i have never met this woman.
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doordashing condoms has got to be the most dehumanizing shit i have done in. a long time.
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“what radicalized you” learning empathy as a child? what is wrong with you.
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Her parents work at Lockheed Martin.
I found my worst nightmare. I can smell the patchouli through this
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bitches are like “stay away from my man” when her man wouldn’t even fill a lesser soul gem.
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full stop, if alcohol makes you do this it has nothing to do with alcohol
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do you ever look at the selfie angle in someone’s profile after they say something weird & immediately understand what their deal is.
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@Joey_Spatulas yeah i made up multiple text screenshots involving the same cat & posted a photo of the cat & tagged the owner of the cat but for sure man! you’re doing great work.
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when my bf gets drunk he starts introducing me to people as his muse.
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not yall saying “weaponized incompetence” 😭😭😭 he folded my laundry which is so kind & he was making a joke about my shirts being weird shapes. he was being silly grow up.
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does anyone know what ruin this is in if not it’s ok just wondering if anyone knows just asking
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October 2021: OnlyFans bans sexually explicit content.November 2021: Spotify bans all songs.December 2021: Twitter bans tweeting.
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Am I The Asshole threads r like “my gf made a meal i dont like even though i told her i had a bad day. i do not have a job and she works overtime for our rent, so i usually cut her some slack but i feel like this was really insensitive. i told her she ruined my night. AITA?”.
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please stop killing yourselves tiptoeing around “are they mad at me”. if they were mad enough they would have told u. just show them kindness, & then show yourself even more. if i need to shout your anxieties into the void dm me. i won’t even respond if u don’t want me to.
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people love to police autism diagnoses as if it’s a fully understood disorder but i want u guys to think abt the fact that the first man ever diagnosed died this year at 89.
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