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Dee
9 years
yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth
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I was asked to write about Reddit joining the list of sites banned for under 16s & had a lot of stupid fun doing so
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We know young people are dancing on Tik Tok, and doing whatever the hell is happening on Kick, but my sympathies are with those about to be booted off Reddit
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Editor’s note: we can’t say Pringles
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May the blessings of three Keith Davids reach you
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My old friend Omar Sakr’s young son has been diagnosed with cancer, please donate if you can. He has given so much to all of us.
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Our beautiful boy, Nayirr, is three years old. Just days ago our world ch… Jessica Olivieri needs your support for Help Us Support Our Little Warrior, Nayirr
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It’s fair but also sad we all agreed to never talk about Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
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I have a lot of ice cream I don’t want because it’s gross, and it feels wrong to flush OR bin in so I am considering burying it in my backyard
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Approximately once a week I think about how Russell Crowe loves maps
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Russell Crowe
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Maps. I love them. Love reading them , love planning adventures. Love seeing how things relate topographically.
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@russellcrowe
Russell Crowe
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Maps. I love them. Love reading them , love planning adventures. Love seeing how things relate topographically.
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I would believe absolutely anything Freddie Prinze Jr said to me
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I want u to hear these 2 doctors from Australia sending their last words, fully aware they could be killed any second. What they’re describing is horror that defies belief. 70% of their patients are kids…
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It’s so weird seeing a French sportsman. I always forget they’re allowed to do stuff other than cigarettes and movies
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They are innovating in ways that are beyond our comprehension
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After suggesting we watch Gremlins, bf spends the entire time reciting facts about the writer, the puppets etc. I said ‘Wow you know a lot about this movie’ & he goes ‘Yes. I just read the entire Gremlins Wikipedia’
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meredith 🍉
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hey man, love to see you go, hate to watch you leave. your vibe sucks and your ass is even worse
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3 months
I took Bean to work today
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Working with seniors confirms how common chosen names are. Old blokes are like Hi I’m Jack and I can’t find their record so after quite some time they say Well it’s Robert. But I go by Jack. Because my middle name is John. Whatever queen live your truth
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@bananafitz
Anna Fitzpatrick
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which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind? I have many, but I think about this one a lot
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I was going to work and when I got there my friend goes ‘did you see—‘ and I bellowed ‘THE BOOT’
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Five years ago I walked past a single Barbie boot and I think about it all the time
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