Glizzy McGuire
@lilylightyear
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My private life is an inside joke, no one will explain it to me. #NapSquad
Rinvendell
Joined February 2014
I’ve had my Nintendog, Noel, since I was 9. I’ve always wanted a real life Noel. Today that wish came true. Welcome, Noelle ❤️
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They sound like old british guys dying of alcohol poisoning
I’ve seen most Weddell seal videos on the internet but I still can’t believe they actually sound like that. Literally beyond parody
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i have nothing to tweet about due to being in a fulfilling romantic relationship
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i often go several months without washing my water bottle and every time i do wash it the straw is full of mold and i cant help but wonder if all the mold water i drink is the reason im like this
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Please god I ask for so little
BREAKING UPDATE: U.S. government motorcade seen on interstate racing lights and sirens to Joint Base Andrews near DC after Air Force One turns around over the Atlantic Ocean Reason unclear
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“Girl I have fucking TEA” -my boyfriend at 8:15am I am so excited
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"There are 3 years remaining"
Today marks one year since Donald Trump took office for his second term. There are 3 years remaining.
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you're laughing. trump is about to be reincarnated as usha vance’s baby and you're laughing.
BREAKING UPDATE: U.S. government motorcade seen on interstate racing lights and sirens to Joint Base Andrews near DC after Air Force One turns around over the Atlantic Ocean Reason unclear
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As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.
🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark, plus $100,000 lump-sum payments to each of its ~57,000 residents—totaling nearly $706 billion.
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You know its a dark time in america when trying to stand up for the constitution and freedom for all, has become a woke leftist libtard stance.
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Lana Del Rey’s upcoming album 'Stove' is scheduled to be released on January 30th, according to German media outlets.
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Noah Kahan single AND a Lana Del Rey album on the 30th???? Big day for depressed people
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unfortunately, i do enjoy the downfall of people who did me wrong
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Hand's down Fact of the day winner.
Somewhat of a random fact: the last time Denmark sold an island to the US was in 1917. That island was Little Saint James, more commonly known today as “Epstein Island.”
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My mom really needed that chicken thawed.
As you got older you realized ?
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We look so stupid to the rest of the world rt now. If it wasn't for all the shootings, they'd prob think we have no schools here.
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I need to hear his side of the story
A killer elephant -- who is at-large -- has left a total of 22 people dead over a 10 day period in India. Details: https://t.co/Q3njFcHsgJ 🎥: TIM
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You’re going to hear a lot of MAGA suddenly deeply worried about gun control! 😂
“Black Panthers” are training to protect their community from ICE.
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Saw a homeless man freezing in a jacket far too light for this weather and I have and extra blanket in my car and asked if he wanted a blanket and he started screaming at me saying “I don’t need no blanket! I need money. MONEY. MONEY.” So I left. So much for that I guess
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