my new year's resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light

i have a rug now, yes

i hate explaining shit. telepaths only

EVIL LOOKING WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE.

my new year’s resolutions: 1.) lock-in 2.) get hotter 3.) get even weirder

https://t.co/VkBO0nzRF7

it’s crazy how one day you wake up & are so fed up of the the way you have been living & that is the day you either decide to continue the same cycle or the day you decide to turn your entire life around

i do not like the fact that i have a crush right now

i do not give a single fuck but i also care a lot

I saw the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen in my fucking life when I went to buy a leash for my friend’s dog. I asked her what she was getting the leash for because I’m stupid, and she goes, ‘Oh, it’s for bad men who don’t behave.’ And brother… let me tell you. Oh my god, dude.

https://t.co/NFv05TDrsw

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

fuck your body bro i want to see your soul naked

being vulnerable is sexy. being sensitive is sexy. being emotional is sexy. being empathetic is sexy. caring deeply is sexy

fashionably late but hey

hello

this is how it feels to accept the fact “what is meant for you will find you”

new flash sheet hehe follow my tattoo page on insta & come get a tattoo @lexkaytattoo

twitter is so funny i love this app sometimes

hi